🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Gator_Aids]

Replacement Nora comin' in nicely, Toobz.

Sheeeeet, she’s nearing Cog levels of fat and brown wife.

 

[BondoBob]

Brain damage from chronic alcohol abuse, whoever swatted him is a fuckin asshole, but the clip is admittedly pretty funny, it could have gone a lot worse, he absolutely does not know when to just shut the fuck up and be serious.

Clip from the perspective of Ralph's stream where he's facedoxing himself again when it jumps off:
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For anyone that missed it, the Keelstream had a little po-leece action down under - the lead in is Randbot fondly reminiscing about the good ol' days of fist fighting his wife, he gets a little bit testy when the federal police officer calls him Ryan instead of Randbot lol

 

[unironicjudiaism]

I tried finding it and I cant. I really want to see what the Merida Tin Shack looks like. Can someone please share it

Took care of it for you

 

[GaryGray]

Ralph spent 6.5 hours talking to Ranbot, his callers, and Dingo yesterday. Around 10:07:00 to 10:18:30 Ralph plays charades with himself while Dingo and Ralph have a small domestic incident.

 

[Um...]

Maybe I’m being autistic or reverse face blind but they don’t look the same to me

They’re the same person. Why do they look like two different people? My guess would be one is filtered/edited (to look ‘hot’) while the screenshots are what she really looks like.

 

[sufferhorse]

i also thought they were 2 diff people

she is a chicana. they have incredibly flat faces. pointing the camera from down under gives you the illusion of her face and features being longer.

The video is her not being able to trick the cam. POV. Flat face.

 

[Die For Me!]

I have been documenting Randbots alcoholism and clipping his streams for a little while now, as I find the short segments he turns on his desk camera interesting since you can cross reference how fast he is going through his alcohol with the streams from before. While I still primarily clip Ralph, there's only so much one can handle of Ralph making his AI Waifu mimic elmo while cumming all over his audience before it's time to look into something else.

While uploading clips of Randbots stream where he showed off his knives, there was a live intervention happening on Randbots stream, which eventually ended up with Randbot accidentally revealing his stream yards link and having Ralph join. Southern Dingo joined the call as well. It's a very long stream because Ralph was milking as much money out of it as possible so he could bail on streaming for the rest of the week. He made a little bit for $1000. Before we declare Total Ralphamale Victory, i'd like to point out a few things

1. Ralph would have no idea that this was happening had he not been getting tard wrangled by one @X_AWIVR, who has been getting Ralph to cover Randbot in exchange for plugging his redbubble store where he sells Skibidi Randbot stickers and Randbot throw pillows
2. Ralph was about $50 dollars short of hitting the goal before this happened, and was already streaming into Over Time to try to make ends meet. It wasn't until he was alerted of this situation did Ralph eventually make $1000.
3. This $1000 he made still does not cover the missed streaming days from his illustrious "vacation" in El Salvador
   1. Ralph is hopelessly in the negative from being MIA for an entire month in jan/feb, there is no way for Ralph to make this up.
   2. This stream is still $300 dollars short of the bare minimum Ralph needs to live month-to-month ($900 child support, $400 rent not including utilities).

I recorded most of it with both streams visible at once. It was overall very funny, albiet with a lot of "breaks" where everyone is just staring at each other. I got way too tired and tapped out probably around 30 minutes before the arrest happened which was already clipped anyway. If I upload it, it will be in the Randbot thread.

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

theres a moment on yesterday's stream where ralph literally says: 'my best friend in mexico is also my lawyer'.

So he upgraded his plumber/electrician/vet transalator to his ride or die bish.

So, SO lonely.

Suffah Ralphamale. 5 star days come with a price...

 

[Um...]

I also thought they were 2 diff people

No, there’s only one (barely legal) female young and naive enough to fall for his ‘I’m a famous e celeb and can get you a green card if you wanna live in the US’ scam. I’m sure he’s flashed his 100k follower Twitter to impress her (the only thing he has left to flash sadly, since grandpappy’s ring got snatched by banditos in Tijuana) and Merida probably looks pretty nice compared to whatever shithole cartel country town she’s from.

 

[niggercattle]

I am a nobody with 2 viewers

Don't be so hard on yourself, that's almost as many as the subject of this thread gets.

 

[AltisticRight]

I hope his lawyer explains the legality of cumming all over Jim Medicare's grave and I hope we see a stream where he does that.

 

[PrestonHolt]

I hope his lawyer explains the legality of cumming all over Jim Medicare's grave and I hope we see a stream where he does that.

His lawyer would probably love to do the same, but I don't think he can get Aaron to visit Jim's grave.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is spending time prettying up his turd by altering the title and changing the thumbnail of yesterdays stream.
Here's what the stream was before Ralph was bailed out by Randbot

https://archive.is/AicEj

And here's Ralphs current altercations

Yeah, that's a very Troo & Vindicated representation of Ralph right there, I wonder what kind of novels he had to write into Grok for it to spit this out

 

[HackerX]

Ralph is spending time prettying up his turd by altering the title and changing the thumbnail of yesterdays stream.
Here's what the stream was before Ralph was bailed out by Randbot
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https://archive.is/AicEj

And here's Ralphs current altercations
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Yeah, that's a very Troo & Vindicated representation of Ralph right there, I wonder what kind of novels he had to write into Grok for it to spit this out
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Is he a furry now?

 

[DogZero]

I hope his lawyer explains the legality of cumming all over Jim Medicare's grave and I hope we see a stream where he does that.

to be fair, it’s allowed by sharia law. In fact a lot of what ralph does or wants to do would be made easier if he converted to islam.

 

[jewsernotfound]

i got the whole randbot segment archived finally...fuckin 6 hours

he starts off talking about the last dono scam, quite amazing really how little he cares about the goal when it's all fake and arbitrary anyway

edit: bare with me, working out the copyright issues now, ralph intentionally plays copyright music to fuck with us. this one is an Eagles song. shouldn't take all that long, it's the only issue

 

[Die For Me!]

i got the whole randbot segment archived finally...fuckin 6 hours

he starts off talking about the last dono scam, quite amazing really how little he cares about the goal when it's all fake and arbitrary anyway

edit: bare with me, working out the copyright issues now, ralph intentionally plays copyright music to fuck with us. this one is an Eagles song. shouldn't take all that long, it's the only issue

I wouldn't even bother uploading to youtube. There is no way Ralph won't start treating this like the chris chan footage or the Fuck Andy Warski Festival soon. You can tell he's trying to frame this as a comeback stream especially with all the DSP tier over reactions:

Some munchies for the long road ahead:

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Some munchies for the long road ahead:

He's just all wound up from the grand he pulled in (less early BS donations)- Ralph gets all chipper when he can afford food!

 

[Um...]

Why does he keep doing this?

The mugging, Does he think it’s entertaining or endearing or what? He just looks like a tard.

 

[jewsernotfound]

he was LOVING that guac, by the way. xanny munchies hittin' hard