An Appalachian witch cursed the Ralph family long ago. This witch was also drunk off her tits so the original curse is lost to the mists of time. All that was understood is something about multiple tits and "may your children make hogs of themselves".
Ralph promised a show today on Thursday, but has been very quiet on X until this morning where he lashed out at women on X. The show Ralph aborted on Friday is still "upcoming" since the 15th.
Sounds to me like another quiet abortion if you want to know the truth about it.
Ralph has been making a lot of comments about "getting back on top" when discussing his shows history. Probably the only way he can admit the Killstream is fucking dead, and Ralph isn't the host he's the culprit.
I'm not sure how he expects to get 10,000 live viewers again when his show prep is "Ummm let's see here" "I had this story pulled up before the show". It's all bygone drama and Twitter hearsay. Despite the extreme decline in viewership, his delusions of grandeur have never been more pronounced.
Ralph promised a show today on Thursday, but has been very quiet on X until this morning where he lashed out at women on X. The show Ralph aborted on Friday is still "upcoming" since the 15th. View attachment 7793072View attachment 7793074
Sounds to me like another quiet abortion if you want to know the truth about it.
Relative long shot, calling it now:
Ethan is postponing shows because he has facial bruises after disrespecting senoritas sister/daughter and she kicked the shit out of him.
i guess we will see today if he does a show, how pissy and bichy he is, how much he rants about wahmen... something tells me he did not have a good weekend with senorita.
Tune in at 1 dot 30 pee ehm to see Ralphs huge headliners such as the retarded white knighting of Hasan Piker he did the night before + self awarded purple heart for getting his pipka tweet hidden + MORE!!!!
Tune in at 1 dot 30 pee ehm to see Ralphs huge headliners such as the retarded white knighting of Hasan Piker he did the night before + self awarded purple heart for getting his pipka tweet hidden + MORE!!!! View attachment 7796404
The senorita is currently in the pig pen, and Ralph plans to make her wear a bikini on camera to reach todays 250 goal streak
edit: Ralph clarifies what the senorita will be doing moving forward
"""She""" will be opening an X account and also, by happenstance, wants to stream on Kick, a platform Ralph has been banned from for over a year
"""She""" wants to open the account on Kick to teach spanish to Ralph
Ralph is at least admitting now that her X account will not actually be her and instead be him pretending to be her, much like he did with Pantsu's X account
He is going to purchase and force braces into her mouth to make her look even younger
He'll also humiliate her by making her get on camera in a bikini to get money
Ralph admits he's pimping her out "My strengths are running my mouth, and pimping I guess"
she is getting the braces because he showed her the farm's comments on her crooked teeth. and being a literal child, she got conscious about her looks being critisized.
either that, or he convinced her to be prostituted in order to get braces/cute clothes, a 'glow up'
Ralph realizes any woman fluent in English would never allow herself to be associated with him, so he takes advantage of poor third world hookers who don’t speak English to expand his media empire.
Oh this should be fun. Lets see how long this shit lasts.
1.Nora. What did that last two-Three years? Mitigating factor she was in the U.K. for 90%ish of the time.
2.Faith. 6 months give or take.
3.The Horse. 2 years give or take. Mitigating factors. Moved to Mexico so she had a hard time escaping the Gunt.
4.Deni/Dani.IDK whatever hooker. 1-2 months. Mitigating factor. He more than likly tried to assult her and got so scared
he was talking about moving back to America.
Unknown Name/Hooker. ???????
He was about to break the record of dropping lower than 150 concurrent viewers, when someone mentioned in Guntchat, magically about 25 'viewers' appeared out of thin air.
That laptop must be fuming with all the Rumble tabs he must keep open to pad his numbers
