🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AncientPhosphur]

Should’ve been this fat fuck dying on stream instead of Coobs

 

[AltisticRight]

$125
A McDonald's general store manager makes that in 3 hours.
A kid dropping out of high school flipping burgers (nothing wrong with honest to God work) would be promoted to a store manager after working there for 6-10 years.

Ethan Ralph is nearing the age of 40 and makes less money than a high school dropout.

 

[Bixnood]

I'm unsure as to whether or not I'd like to see Ralph back in Nick's good graces or not. Watching him suffer alone has been enjoyable but it's gotten a bit stale. Ralph without a horse and an e-daddy has taken all his confidence and showmanship. When he has some money and attention coming in, he gets much more fun to watch and much more willing to pick larger fights with others which tends to be entertaining.

If Nick were to start feeding the piglet again, it would be similar to the DSP "Resurgence" arc with the Casino. It inevitably wouldn't last, but the content would be grand. Ralph would get all gassed up and ready to alog the alogs again. Teddy Feaser would rage that Ralph would be getting Nick's attention and he still isn't. We might get some new Killstream Kohosts. We'd get some Beardson and maybe Baked crossovers. IRL streams and events could be on the table. Obviously at some point Ralph's ego would get out of hand and he'd bite the hand that fed him which would also be entertaining.

We also know that while Nick is on an upswing, its clearly manufactured and he's being led up the stone steps of the temple to the alter of which he's going to be sacrificed upon by the GOP. The feds are cutting him loose and he's grinning like a whore surrounded by a gas can bukkake. If Ralph were tied to him when the match gets lit, that will be funny too.

On the other hand, it's comforting and funny to see him suffer the consequences of all the years of shit head decisions.

I'm at a real loss on this one.

Ralph needs a more dominant man to submit to, whether its master Milo, Metokur, Dick Masterson or Fuentes. he needs that dependency and servile energy, without it he just stagnates and pills out.

 

[Die For Me!]

8/21/25
Ralph is going to begin doing Pilates despite his self diagnosed torn meniscus he still has not seen a doctor for since his seizure in Colombia

Ralph has been doing pushups, and is going to make good on his promise to get steroids

Ralph is still coping about being a shit eater:
The reason Ralph stuck his thumb up Faiths asshole and then brought it up to his nose and sniffed, was actually because his nose happened to be running due to the permanent damage from abusing cocaine (0:35), "If I wanted to sniff somebodies ass I would just stick my face right in it and take a sniff" (0:45), "I did stick a thumb up the ass for sure, and i've done that many times since and bitches love that, actually" (1:25)

This show, and the one yesterday, was yet another Rumble Studio show. Meaning it was made in order to stay in the ad program, and nothing more. This episode featured a brand new donator called "The Goal Mole"


The Goal Mole, who has popped up out of nowhere, has been extending Ralphs 40 minute DJ sessions by another 30 minutes, just enough time for Ralph to sit and finish his gigantic chocolate bars he's dumping into tubs of peanut butter



The Goal Mole, unlike most donators, is almost always ignored, and also leaves Ralph face palming in cringe instead of on the edge of ejaculating like real donations tend to do

The Goal Mole also just so happens to be a big fan of the Killstream, having supposedly been present for the Soph stream


Whether or not you believe any of these are real or not, I do believe Ralph knows exactly who this person is, and despises them greatly.
Speaking of losers giving Ralph money, I think now is a good time to address a ween named number1ralphamale, who is giving Ralph $2 dollar donations repeatedly for about a week to "troll" him. He never reads them, almost always skips them before they're read automatically, and are almost never addressed. Whoever this is, should probably just give up while they're ahead. They have probably spent almost $50 dollars on a Rape Pig this month alone, and it's SAD. PATHETIC!!!!

 

[alan thicke]

The Goal Mole also just so happens to be a big fan of the Killstream, having supposedly been present for the Soph stream

Ralph having a child on his stream was creepy, but just having Soph on isn’t the point. It’s how he pulled up a picture of her after the stream was over to goon, not realizing the stream was still up. If “goal mole” was there for that and doesn’t see anything wrong, “goal mole” is a pedo. Or more likely just Ralph, who is a pedo.

 

[AndyGuntski]

ralph going to do pilates? this fat fuck couldnt even walk a mile

 

[30+GameOvers]

Considering Ralph doxed a bunch of groypers and the location of an AFrican event I’m not sure how he can even think he’ll be allowed back in the catboy’s good graces again. Nick is a scorned faggot over anyone who doesn’t remotely suck him off, there’s no way something like what Ralph did would ever get forgiven. Especially when they were trying to force him out in the first place because of all the negative attention Ralph was drawing.

Brave of you to think that piggy even remembers that. He's likely confused why all the groypers hate him since his memory is so shot by xanny abuse.

If Nick were to start feeding the piglet again, it would be similar to the DSP "Resurgence" arc with the Casino

At this point, he has a better chance of getting back into Nick's graces...Nick REKIETA's graces, that is. Can't see his standards being that high if he's hanging out with literal pedophiles these days, a gunted pig would be a breath of fresh air for his channel
Re-unification arc when?

Been three months since he’s seen his SUHNNN. Poor lil Xanny must be wondering what happened to his daddy (j/k, the kid has no idea who he is. He could disappear off the face of the earth and the kid would’t even notice.) But seriously, is he too broke to even make the trip anymore? Too scared of Tijuana to go back? Or both?

What a pitiful piggy.

He doesn't want to suck anymore biker bananas, is my guess.

 

[Die For Me!]

 

[sufferhorse]

Ralph is either high or drunk or he overdid it with the 7 oh!. he is super nervous too.

Guntchat's theory is that he is scared about medicare talkin to the feds about his recent swatting, because ralph is involved. he's been on a swatting rampage as of late

First he swatted loulz after finding out he is dating Slampig Pey, then he swatted Rand AS he was bloodsporting him. And now jeeeem gets swatted literally 24 hours after ralph spams his adress on his show and his chatters posted it in rumble chat.

 

[Um...]

This show, and the one yesterday, was yet another Rumble Studio show. Meaning it was made in order to stay in the ad program, and nothing more.

How much do you think he gets paid for reading these ads to his under 200 live viewers?

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

2.00 to 200. If what I read online. 5-10 bucks per ad read whould be my best guess.

 

[Die For Me!]

How much do you think he gets paid for reading these ads to his under 200 live viewers?

late last year Ralph admitted was around ~$800 dollars, but what it is today is unknown. Probably a lot less, considering the fact that the election is over, and Ralphs numbers have been abysmal lately.

I think its only dropped by around 150 - 200 dollars. $600 dollars justifies Ralph cutting 2 weekday shows in half for it.

2.00 to 200. If what I read online. 5-10 bucks per ad read whould be my best guess.

There's no reason for Rumble to not lower Ralphs ad reads to this amount, he's only there because Rumble advertises itself as a free speech platform. He almost got his account wiped last year doxing someone's family, and was kicked out of ad revenue for months because of it. He also has literally nowhere else to go, so why you wouldn't bleed this pig for all he's worth is clearly an oversight.

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph is going to begin doing Pilates despite his self diagnosed torn meniscus he still has not seen a doctor for since his seizure in Colombia

Not to shame someone for exercising but gotta be honest has anybody ever met someone who does pilates and wasn't an upper middle class pumpkin spice type woman?

 

[Beavis]

Not to shame someone for exercising but gotta be honest has anybody ever met someone who does pilates and wasn't an upper middle class pumpkin spice type woman?

Gay men

 

[FiveStarAce]

Ralph CAN NOT do pilates.

 

[Die For Me!]

8/22/25 - Ralph Speaks For The Cyber Bullied; Officially Abandons His Kids​

Today's broadcast began with checking all of KingCobraJFS's pockets and flipping over his couch for any spare change and drugs. After coming up empty handed, Ralph then paraded cobras dead body around the sektur, proclaiming loudly and proudly, that it was the Kiwi Farms who murdered a well documented alcoholic with an army of weens from Reddit, YouTube, and Facebook

The impotent rage throughout today's show has nothing to do with being upset about Cobra, and instead has everything to do with his encounter with daddy jim the night before

Ralph joyously singing a cover of Don't Stop Believin'

Ralph is floating around the idea of going to Israel with Adam King. The reason he wants to go is because he's almost 40 and doesn't care about dying.

"DESTINYS GOT CHILD PORRRN ON HIS COMPUTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! ...............................hit like, fuck. Hit like right now. Hit it right now. Stop what you're doing -- hit like."

"Check the hard drives now........... ARREST HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM"

One of Ralphs guntlings went AWOL and started attacking heeeem on X. Ralph retaliates with DMCA claims

Later, Ralph makes it about 1 minute into hearing Ghislaine Maxwells voice before wanting to fuck her immediately

Sorreh Xanduh! Suffah Rozeh!​

While having a very serious conversation about how child support is a Jewish invention, and that they (kids) do not deserve the money, Ralph admits that he is done with his children:
Children are not owed child support, it is a jewish bullshit conspiracy (1:10), Ralph has finally realized that there is literally no way to make seeing his son and daughter work (12:35), Ralph admits that neither baby momma is "making it work", and since he can't get at least one of them to work with him, he is "going to keep myself good" (12:45), Ralph retorts that his daughter will beg him for his attention in the future, so it doesn't matter that he can't see her right now (14:50), "If i'm alive, she will beg me please father, give me insight, give me your love, give me your blessing and I will do all those things" (15:00), Ralph flamboyantly places his head into his palms and gives the camera illustrious duck lips (15:20)

Ralph admits that seeing CozyRozy[.tv] is not in her best interest

Ralph also seethed and showed off a bunch of pictures of his daughter he'll never see again. Most were old, but Some of these look "new"

Spoiler: rozeh

Trouble In Paradise​

Ralphs hooker GF attempts to call him, offering him "four for four (?)" at her house right now

Ralph beings reminiscing on the sex he had with his previous rent-a-GF (0:00), Ralphs former GF wants to go somewhere with Ralph, and Ralph wants to go eat her pussy despite his current relationship (2:00), Ralph soberly knocks his headset off while taking off his jacket (2:45), Ralph claims he can take both of them to Peru and make them both fuck each other (5:45), Ralph reads a comment in Guntchat stating that women do not actually want to fuck each other, and claims otherwise while abusing his soundboard (6:55), 60-70% of women are bisexual and are just waiting for a "spark" according to Ralph (7:20)

Ralphs girlfriend will not stop pestering him about fucking her immediately (0:00), Ralph is pissed that he spent $150 dollars on a breathalizer and no one gave a fuck (2:50), Ralph sings Starships (3:30), Ralph mutes his mic and decides to answer the call from the Senorita (3:40), Hog starts breaking it down (5:25), Ralph mimics a butterfly with his hands (5:35), Ralph accidentally knocks his microphone over (5:50), Ralph doesn't give a fuck about Hausemiester and calls the chatter a nigger (6:30)

Ralph is still buttmad over jim taking a fat asian over him, and immediately throws a tantrum at hearing her voice

Ralph hears his theme song and begins mimicking jerking off while sticking out his horrifying hog tongue

Lastly, Ralph reveals that he completely forgot about his child and baby momma getting swatted before he started screaming and crying at jims swatting being fake. He also literally cannot think of any other way to explain this scenario except making it about pro wrestling.

In the end, Ralph made an illustrious $609.00, with a whopping $0.00 going towards the family of the supposed victim of Kiwi Farms cyber bullying, and another $0.00 towards his daughter.

bonus pigs:

 

[AnOminous]

After coming up empty handed, Ralph then paraded cobras dead body around the sektur, proclaiming loudly and proudly, that it was the Kiwi Farms who murdered a well documented alcoholic with an army of weens from Reddit, YouTube, and Facebook

This pig-faced maggot should have died instead.

 

[There She Glows]

If i'm alive, she will beg me please father, give me insight, give me your love, give me your blessing and I will do all those things"

He described this hypothetical scenario in the same tone he uses to describe various women begging to suck his microdick. This is some weird shit to say about your daughter.

 

[Harlan Wick]

For someone who hates the site, it's owner, and it's users, why does Gunt keep coming back to this site?

 

[Braphamut]

He described this hypothetical scenario in the same tone he uses to describe various women begging to suck his microdick. This is some weird shit to say about your daughter.

Ben Thorp might be giving him some crazy ideas.