🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Something about a grown man getting excited about his birthday is just pathetic to me. Ralph's biggest guest on his big stream will be someone like adam king. sad. pathetic
 
Rage Pig said:
Last time he visited his son was end of May for his birthday. I'm optimistic that after 4 month without seeing his beloved daddy, Xander will be begging his mother to take him to Merida for piggy's 40th birthday. They have this strong bond, great love for each other, I read about it on EOR twitter, so it must be true.
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Does he still talk about either of his unfortunate spawn? The only time I've got any eyes on Ralph is when @Die For Me! slogs through to make a recap and the 5 second check to see how many bots are watching his show. Either way, his hollerin' about how Xanduh or Cozy.tv Rozy will seek him out when they come of age is childlike delusion.
AndyGuntski said:
Something about a grown man getting excited about his birthday is just pathetic to me. Ralph's biggest guest on his big stream will be someone like adam king. sad. pathetic
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Sad? Yes. Pathetic? Yes, but he's gotta do it with the miniscule hope that someone beyond his couple of dozen viewers will click on and potentially donate. There's no hope elsewhere if he won't change the structure of the KEELSTREAM, gobble up some booze/xannies, or get an entry-level job somewhere besides dreaming it'll all turn around because it's his birthday.
 
Humble Architect said:
Take your bets on Ralph’s birthday activities, both on and off stream, him watching Fear and Loathing with his prostituta while muttering “Dat’s me, I did that,” doesn’t count, ain’t nobody putting action on a play that obvious.

If Ralph still had viewers and fun was allowed, I’d suggest throwing pesos at him to get the Leaving Las Vegas soundtrack to play to remind him what piece of Las Vegas cinema he’s actually living.
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Didn't pantsuela 2 make a successful break for it
 
unironicjudiaism said:
Didn't pantsuela 2 make a successful break for it
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They’re all the same. Piggy will have some replacement lined up to treat himself, undoubtedly. In that “society” and to Ralph, they are interchangeable and ultimately, disposable, Mexico deserves Ralph as much as he deserves it.
niggercattle said:
Reading farms and twitter.
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I miss when he had money to burn on public idiocy.
 
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Braphamut said:
Sorry to necro this thread,

but it seems by some humorous coincidence that null and Jim are both streaming during Ralph's Birthday Bash (that he's throwing for himself).

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They both posted long before Ralph could bother to post his announcement, and he doesn't even bother committing to or mentioning a start time (sad).
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Wait, please send help. My sides are about to explode. Does Ralph have the same birthday as Cyraxx?
 
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MERSH of all people is now doing better numbers then Ralph. Sad, Pathetic.

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He has now more then doubled the Killstream. 109 v 283
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I didn't know he is also live on YT.
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So its 109 vs 483.

When will Cog start beating the Killstream?
 
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Happy Birthday 90 Viewer Ralph! Imagine having over 3x less viewers than Mersh!
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I'm super curious why the Rumble bot algorithm consistently drops Ralph's viewers 15-20ish percent every time he has a string of unannounced absences. It's safe to assume he's only got a dozen, maybe two dozen, MAX legitimate (sub)human viewers that'll never leave so why do the bots tap out the way they do? Are x amount of bot viewers tied to each real one? If so, Jesus Christ. He's a handful of no-shows away from sub-50.
 
It’s so ironic that I wish for Mexico to deport him back here so we can see his demise in the USA. Mexico has taken something from us all
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
I'm embarrassed I didn't even see your post, but at least I'm not a streamer doing a birthday bash with less than 100 rumble viewers.
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Its Friday night, I have 2 streams playing at the same time, and both streamers have googly eyes.
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Maybe it's time to reevaluate my life choices.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
He is not interesting. The music is shitty and repetitive, his takes are reheats of other more interesting people
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It's been that way since the boulder stream. I tried listening to Ralph several times back then but always tapped out because he's fucking boring and gator was always extremely grating and autistic as well. Literally his only strength was his guests, and warski live did that way better before jf sperged out and Andy had a coke meltdown, and honestly the kumite did online drama better before knoxville. Thank god Ralph goes on the occasional pillstream otherwise he'd be unwatchable.
 
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