🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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AncientPhosphur said:
He says Culver’s which is Midwest.
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There are some locations in Alabama, I don't know where Loulz lives but maybe someone can see if he lives close to one.
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And yes there are quite a few in Chicongo too.
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The closest Culver's to california is in Arizona, and there is one in Vegas, i think.

he said today that him and his 'cohost' will be wearing matching outfits for the stream, and they will be 'ordering out' Culver's instead of actually going there.

So maybe he IS traffickin senorita to the states after all.
 
sufferhorse said:
tune in saturday.
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Wow, Ralph has really got us good this time. The mystery to who this Killstream Co-host could be is just killing me. I'm so anxious! I couldn't imagine spending time with my wife and kid working on my truck watching college football with friends doing anything else but watching the Killstream to see this reveal on Saturday. If only we could all live 5 STAR DAYS BISH like Ralph.
 
Ralph will be landing in Florida later today. We still don't know who exactly Ralph plans on having sex with, but what I do know is that Ralph had this to say about a certain Florida resident back in May:
Die For Me! said:
Ralph calls out to Nulls mom to hit him up so she can cum all over the "Ralpha Cock" (0:00), Ralph states he's never had any complaints, even having women write odes to his dick (1:25), Ralph states there's no better way to get back at Null other than to fly down to Mexico and fuck him / allow him to fly up there (1:30), No condom will be allowed, it needs to be raw, and Ralph wants to witness the creampie dripping out (2:00), Ralph wants you to picture him posted up with Nulls mom and says things I can't even type without wanting to barf (2:35)
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The post culver's stream was about 1 hour and 20 minutes long, in it Ralph is housed by the new sektur lot lizard DaggerPussy. While there is a lot of hype in the Ralph Twitter thread about a new baby momma arc, it is quite obvious that, after finally meeting Ralph, she doesn't really want anything to do with him anymore.
  • Daggerpussy is attempting to draw a portrait of Ralph Cog's wife throughout the video, she gives up after her digital pen dies
  • Ralph once again brags about how none of the a-logs were able to find him and that he outsmarted them all once again!*
  • There is zero mention of the 19 year old senorita
    • Ralph has broken his pledge to only fuck teenagers by dating this woman who is apparently 25
    • Ralphs relationship with the senorita was obviously 100% financial since there was zero breakup and self destruction arc
  • Ralph pretends that he is going to see his son "next month" after being held at gun point via a superchat
  • Ralph doesn't like the white nationalist label. He is simply "Pro White"
  • All the superchats telling Ralph to stay in America are mostly shoved aside with the same thing he's been saying for years "I've thought about it"
    • Ralph follows up with "Who would I live with though?" meaning one of the Big Fans of The Killstream will have to step up and house him if they want him to stay in America**
  • Ralph pretends he's weighing the options between Florida or Medellín
    • In an undocumented episode of the Keeelstream, Ralph stated his lease is up soon and they will be needing them to LOWER his rent if they want the privilege of housing a pig who refuses to pick up after himself
    • Hunter Moore still wants him to move to Colombia with him and his porn studio
      • It can be inferred that Ralph has "broken up" with the senorita for a life of shooting porn in the third world and will be making a move there within a year
  • Ralph explains that he bought the white crocs because he gave his black crocs to a crack head for giving him a ride when he was in Tijuana
  • Ralph periodically pets DaggerPussy's hair and face like a fucking freak
  • Ralphs YouTube channel has already been taken down
    • YouTube suspended it is because of SPAM instead of circumventing a ban :story:
  • Apparently DaggerPussy and Ralph were flirting in his show chat for a while before this meetup happened
  • DaggerPussy does not like Anime, but she does like Hatsune Miku
    • Ralph attempts to say a name he just heard two seconds ago and says "Hatsuney Meekahleww"
  • :diddler: "You can't find a Woman not touched by Weebery these days"***
  • :ramona:: "I'mma cutie pie tew!!" "I'm the whole god damn bakery!"
  • Ralph stops pretending he's nicotine free and steals DaggerPussy's vape and takes hits from it
  • DaggerPussy confirms Ralph is 5'1"
  • Ralph pretends he's beaten MGS3 4-5 times despite his PSN achievements stating otherwise
  • DaggerPussy tells Ralph he can live with Mersh and be Mersh's 4th cat
  • Ralph once again tells his audience that when women say No they mean Yes
  • The video ends with Ralph wanting to kiss DaggerPussy but she doesn't want too, Ralph cuts the video and makes kissy noises to imply she kissed him
*Ralph fails to realize that the reason nobody can "figure out" about his trips ahead of time is because nobody cares anymore.
**A very strange thing for someone who supposedly has a secret property in America that he was going to write off his taxes via burying his handicapped brother in the backyard.
***Easily circumvented by dating people within your age range specifically
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Die For Me! said:
Ralph pretends he's weighing the options between Florida or Medellín
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He knows his time as a legal resident in Mexico is running out, less than a year left. He can’t qualify for permanent resident status and living in the US is not an option (what could he rent here for $400/month?) The teenage senorita he was grooming as a possible Mexican spouse for PR dumped him. He’s looking for someone to shack up with here, don’t think this basket case Florida girl is gonna work out though. That leaves his latest e-daddy Hunter Moore the teen porn king in Colombia.
Die For Me! said:
Hunter Moore still wants him to move to Colombia with him and his porn studio
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I doubt Hunter Moore wants a broke pitiful ralph as a roommate. Imagine the desperate emails/texts etc. he must be getting showered with these past few weeks.
 
Um... said:
Imagine the desperate emails/texts etc. he must be getting showered with these past few weeks.
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God, look the entire Ralphsituation.

- His time in Mexico is drawing to a close, and his last ditch effort to secure residence via marrying a small Indian boy fell through.

- Can't afford shelter in the country his daddeh gave him. He'd probably run into a zillion issues if he attempts to start the process for government benefits/welfare. Child support, criminal record, student loan debt, credit card debt, lack of employment history, etc. That's also ignoring the sheer length of time and effort it takes to initially sign up for gibs, and the Ralphamale doesn't put effort into anything.

- Likely trying to hitch his ride back to the US with an impending disaster of a woman.

- If the prior item falls through, he's seemingly only got the Hunter option left. Moving even further from the country his daddeh gave him along with becoming reliant on someone who's exponentially more sketchy than he is.

As hard as the Ralphamale pretends to be, he's legitimately bitch made. A guy like Hunter would actively fuck with Ralph for fun and torture the lil' piggy. Like making him beg for shit and constantly demean him. Ralph, being Ralph, would accept it because he's afraid of confrontation. He doesn't even have the ability to holler back anymore because that was always an emotional outburst and Ralph fucked up the necessary brain chemicals to reach that point anymore. It wouldn't even shock me if Hunter would make Ralph take it up the ass for some weird porn video under the guise of Ralph earning his keep.

Ralph is a 40 year old man(?) by the way. How the fuck do you let your life get to this point?
 
90 minutes on-air, 133 viewers want to know about piggy's take on Imholte. And no, he doesn't address the question in the screenshot, deflects to some bullshit answer like the sniveling little worm he is. This confirms that the Senorita has left his disgusting, sorry and poor ass for greener pastures.
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