🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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TheRationals said:
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
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Yes I’m 5 months late but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. Whoever did this, god bless.
 
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Yes I’m 5 months late but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. Whoever did this, god bless.
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Back when KEELSTREAM content was actually watchable. That entire week of gonzo journalism or a planned relapse (dealer's choice on which one you wanna go with) was great. You could legitimately tell there were points where Ralph wasn't sure whether he was arguing with a real person or a video, but then he'd continuing hollerin' anyways so that question was functionally meaningless.

The looping overall was great. Replaying the same TTS a dozen or so times. Arguing at Fake Harry, while also being unsure it was Fake Harry, then continuing to at holler Fake Harry and calling Real Harry. Follow that with another dozen or so loops of the same thing, then you have a banger of a KEELSTREAM.
 
Dropa5pack said:
Ralph’s ability to be entertaining is directly inverse to his weight.
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I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES!!! Fat Ralph is best Ralph! He needs to get back to a bottle a day Makers and some good uppers to bring the illustrious Keelstream back to the top! Drunk, fat Ralph with a snout full of coke is when we get content.
 
30+GameOvers said:
I haven't seen piggy getting this felted by a woman since "where did the money go?"
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“Ah could kiss yew right now”
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“Eww no. Talk to the hand, fatty.”

“Mah friend in Colombia wants me tew move in with him”
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“Florida or Colombia? Ah jus can’t decide..”

“You could move in with Mersh and be his fourth cat” lol. Total disrespect and disdain.
 
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Goodbye Sekturs​
On September 29th, 2025, Null made the decision to decommission many of the boards on the farms and put them all in the general lolcow board. While some were not happy with it, I personally found it as a welcome change, and didn't really think that it would affect the Sektur that much anyway. That was of course until I noticed that da sektur has also been quietly robbed of most of its threads, and is now (probably) next on the chopping block.
Sektard Graduates 🎉:
  1. The Gator Gamer - sent to lolcow general, maybe someday will be sent to the Live Talent board or Stinkditch depending on how horrifying his new rebranding is.​
  2. Cog - sent to lolcow general​
  3. Nick Fuentes & his orbiters - sent to lolcow general​
  4. Randbot - sent to lolcow general​
  5. PPP - Sent to lolcow general​
  6. Andy Warski - sent to lolcow general​
  7. Grace Thorp - sent to lolcow general​
  8. Beardson Beardly - sent to lolcow general​
The only people that remain on the board are people that are too close to the gunt (baby mommas, Mathew Vickers, etc.) or people that have fled the scene entirely (bibble) that do not even warrant being tossed into lolcows of history. To put it bluntly, it's fucking over. And in all honesty, it's been over for a long fucking time now. When was the last time we had epic IRL confrontations? August 2024, where Ralph streamed for maybe 30 minutes, was asked if he was Ethan Ralph, and then turned off his stream and ran the fuck away... Oh wait that's right, there was that appearance on a 3rd world fishtank knock off where he was on screen for maybe 40 minutes, until he punched someone and then spent the next 3 days he was supposed to be on the show hiding in his hotel room, but does that even count? If we're going to throw Ralph another bone, then I guess we'll count his broadcast in April where he filmed some womans butt and moaned loudly about how he wanted to fuck it... My point is, is that none of this shit is BOARD WORTHY KAHNTENT, especially when, back in the days of IP2, things like this were happening every single day and was all mostly contained in 1 thread. What makes things even more grim, is that just this year alone, Ralph has almost died 5 times:
Absconded Ralphadeaths:
  1. While high off xanax and booze, Ralph loses control of his motor system and collapses onto the floor, smashing his head on something hard enough to leave an immediate mark on his forehead.
  2. While high off unknown substances, Ralph went into a seizure while standing, and smashed his knee onto a pool table on the fall down and was completely purple for several minutes
  3. Immediately after almost dying in Colombia, Ralph went to cross the border to see his son and got robbed of all of his possessions (including grandpappys ring) and was left to rot in a Mexican prison cell. Was later rescued by begging his supporters to pay for his release and sucking on a biker's banana.
  4. During Ralphs Phd backed Xanax tapering, Ralph decided to replace his xanax with Antabuse and take double the normal dosage, which led to Ralph passing out on stream thanks to the illustrious side effects of abusing such a powerful drug being respiratory arrest (suffah pig!)
  5. Ralphs week long pill popping and boozing solely to make-up for all the money he spent on whores the month before.
So when even the lolcow in question is begging to be mercy killed, is there really any point in waiting for the king to fall off his throne for the last time to demolish what is already smoldering ruins? I don't think so, I think it's time to shudder down and put this pig where he belongs: BEAUTY PARLOUR :ramona:
 
So this board only exists now for the Twitter thread and the Killstream thread? Might as well close up shop here and just move Ralph's big thread into lolcow general. It's fucking over.
 
Blue Gunty said:
So this board only exists now for the Twitter thread and the Killstream thread? Might as well close up shop here and just move Ralph's big thread into lolcow general. It's fucking over.
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I feel that. Gunt was my favorite content for years. I silently followed everything in his falling action arc after the climax of Mexico and the multiple pillstreams, and I've lost interest. Barely know what's happened the last six months outside him arguing with David Foster Wallace. Gunt's not coming back from this outside multiple pillstreams
 
Blue Gunty said:
So this board only exists now for the Twitter thread and the Killstream thread? Might as well close up shop here and just move Ralph's big thread into lolcow general. It's fucking over.
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I asked for this in the suggestions thread. Its a sad situation but the only Gunt content we've had in months is this new potatowife and it resulted in like 2 pages over a week.

30+GameOvers said:
You could tell he wanted to beat the shit out of that tard, and if they weren't live on air he would probably do it too.
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That's Ralph in "Locked down relationship" mode. This is Ralph in "Infinite simp" mode. She could slap him around on camera and he'd take it.
 
Xev said:
He needs to do something more interesting than trying to bang a retarded swamp hag.
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Ralph should do a short documentary on the hunt to reclaim papaw's lost ring. He'd unironically make a few pesos out of it, but it's require Ralph to:

A) Admit he's lost it.

B) Be a bit self-depricating by admitting it either way stolen or he pawned it off during the Tijuana Biker Banana Fiasco.

C) Put in a modicum of effort.

D) If it was stolen, not be afraid of confrontation. If it was pawned, be able to drum up $20. If it's the former, he could create a badass action scene that involves lots of hollerin' and screamin'. AKA the kind of content people want. Though Ralph could end up getting murdered, so somewhat risky.

Unfortunately he won't do it though. He's low energy and scared. Hell, he might have already forgotten what happened to it at this point.
 
HackerX said:
Ralph should do a short documentary on the hunt to reclaim papaw's lost ring. He'd unironically make a few pesos out of it, but it's require Ralph to:

A) Admit he's lost it.

B) Be a bit self-depricating by admitting it either way stolen or he pawned it off during the Tijuana Biker Banana Fiasco.

C) Put in a modicum of effort.

D) If it was stolen, not be afraid of confrontation. If it was pawned, be able to drum up $20. If it's the former, he could create a badass action scene that involves lots of hollerin' and screamin'. AKA the kind of content people want. Though Ralph could end up getting murdered, so somewhat risky.

Unfortunately he won't do it though. He's low energy and scared. Hell, he might have already forgotten what happened to it at this point.
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It wasn't stolen, he just lost it stumbling around drunk like a big baby. It is a gold plated piece of costume jewellery. Even some Mexican mugger would take one look at it and drop it or toss it back to him.
 
Gator_Aids said:
I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES!!! Fat Ralph is best Ralph! He needs to get back to a bottle a day Makers and some good uppers to bring the illustrious Keelstream back to the top! Drunk, fat Ralph with a snout full of coke is when we get content.
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He's too broke for that, piggy will never see a bottle of Makers a day again in his life.
Die For Me! said:
So when even the lolcow in question is begging to be mercy killed, is there really any point in waiting for the king to fall off his throne for the last time to demolish what is already smoldering ruins? I don't think so, I think it's time to shudder down and put this pig where he belongs: BEAUTY PARLOUR :ramona:
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Seconding this, piggy deserves nothing more.
 
HackerX said:
Ralph should do a short documentary on the hunt to reclaim papaw's lost ring. He'd unironically make a few pesos out of it
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Ralph could never do it because he doesn't have an eye for art or cinema.

I repeat. Ethan Oliver Ralph could NEVER make a short film.

He isn't talented like that like ANDY WARSKI AND PPP OF KINO CASINO FAME.
 
Blue Gunty said:
Ralph could never do it because he doesn't have an eye for art or cinema.

I repeat. Ethan Oliver Ralph could NEVER make a short film.

He isn't talented like that like ANDY WARSKI AND PPP OF KINO CASINO FAME.
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The last time Ralph published a short Film, it changed his life forever.
 
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