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10/5/25 - A Bonus Show On Ice
Ralph promised for the millionth time that he would do a weekend bonus show if we hiddah ghouuuuullll on Friday. Ralph promises this every Friday, and maybe 30% of the time he will actually deliver on the promise, and when he does deliver, he is guaranteed to do it spontaneously because he hates his show and life and just wants to sleep all day. Today's unusually high energy stream features DaggerPussy, aka IceDanc3r, aka "ice":
:diddler: "Ice is... co-hosting tonight, wowwwwww... that's a fucking fast ride to the co-host slot, just hop on my di- never mind"


Ralph does very weird nose scrunches, coughs, and tries to prevent some hardcore neck tweaking after doing a line of Azuul? AzuUuUulll Ohh, Azuu-ohh during his 1 hour long DJ segment

Ralph has a flashback of another co-host he forced to shorten their name

Ralph also did a few hog dances, revealing new wounds on his arms, which he will later reveal to be from doing some type of obstacle course with his guardian lawyer
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After some more stalling, Ralph would finally get to his stalling-for-even-more-time-segment, kicking one of the few individuals more pathetic than he, Cog.

Cog Beatdown
This is the entire Cog segment. In it, you will hear Ralph, who is on some type of stimulant, and Ice, both make fun of Cog and giggle at each other's commentary. It's almost like 2022 all over again except somehow even more petty:
Ralph shows off his boo-boo he got going to an obstacle course with his lawyer (12:55), "PUSSY ASS FUCK, QUIT, QUIT! SCUMBAG! QUIT! CRYYYYY?! MUHHHHHH-HU-HUUU... I CAN'T DO IIIT HAW-HAW-HA-HAWW HOH-HOH-HOH-HOHH... NOOO I CAN'T BE ENTERTAINING! AND SO PEOPLE DON'T LIKE MEEE AaAaAaA IT'S NOT FAIRRR -- IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIRR!!!! DOHHHHHGHHHH!!!" (15:50), Ralph reacts to Cog talking about Ralph abusing his kids with "Ohhh yeah, ohh yeah yeah yeah, whatever!" (16:20)


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Schizo Sean
One of Dax's goons is sent south to promote Dax's show on the illustrious rotting cum rag known as the #Killstream. In it you will hear schizo sean plug Dax's clippaverse obnoxiously while Ralph nods his head in agreement to every word he says. Sean makes it abundantly clear that he wants to claim the ruins of the Sektur for the clippaverse, and Ralph just sits there with zero objections to this proposal at all:

Schizo Sean brings up that Ralph had the great idea of writing everyone in jail that Aaron Imholte is a snitch, Ralph responds by stating "I don't want to advocate personally for something like that" (0:30), Ralph is still defending Vito despite being given gayfabe clearance to shit on him (5:10), Sean calls Vito a peasant for renting his home and not actually owning property, Ralph says nothing because he is in the same situation but worse (7:30), Ralph states once again that he just so happens to be part of the BEST episode of TBPITU "Usually when I show up good things happen" (11:40), "If you gave me 4500 dollars I would not care what you said about me at all to be honest..." (14:50)

Ralph can't stay still and keeps gently smashing his mouse on the desk audibly (9:10), Ralph gives a shout-out to the clippers, including the haters and losers (13:20)

Ice
Ralphs fetish for female voices rears it's ugly head again, as he compliments Ice's voice as "sonically pleasing" meaning he's definitely gooning in bed every night to his secret audio recordings of her

Ralph reads out a chat asking what type of dancing Ice Dancer does, tells Ice to not say stripper so Kiwi Farms has to work harder

:diddler: "Have you had fun so far? Just say yes even if you haven't"
🧊: "yes."
:diddler: "Okay, good."

Ralph finally decides to listen to Ice's attempts at being a hip hop artist back when she was 19:
Ralph explains to his audience that the music is supposed to sound like shit (5:25), Ralph promises to listen to the rest of her music and give her a full review later (not happening) (6:00)

One of Ralphs most loyal paypigs brings up the AdulWolf Directive, Ralph pretends like he has no idea what any of that is and tells Trollius to fuck off

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Finally, Ralph reveals that he purchased the hello kitty sweater for Ice and also purchased another gift: Plan B! bitches and moans that it was $50 dollars


Bonus pig:
From Friday, Ralph practices his youtube thumbnail click bait faces he will soon be forced to make

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Ralphachats from Friday
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10/6/25 - Candace Owens Is "Kawaii"
Since mid September, the last 4-12 hours of the #Killstream have been dedicated to hate watching Candace Owens since she is one of the many enemies of America First. The segment is officially called #CANDACEWATCH, which is completely interchangeable with any other "segment" on his show. On today's show however, all it took was one (1) gif of Candace Owens to immediately turn Ralph into a super fan:
Ralph responds to Ice stating the Candace dance is cute :ramona: "Yeah I thought so teww... I mean, Kawaii would be the term." (1:15) Ralph mimics the Candace dance again (1:30), Ralph Dolphin laughs and then waves both hands back at a gif of Candace Owens (1:35) "...I don't know what sugoi means, but I know kawaii" (2:00)


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during #CANDACEWATCH, Ralph comments on a very oddly close relationship Erika Kirk apparently had with someone, and asks the girls in the audience if they would be cool with that, Ralph finishes his thought with "I definitely wouldn't be cool with that with my wife*" (1:25)

*Ethan Ralphs wife is currently in New York doing god knows what. If I had to imagine, probably dating anyone she can find in hopes of having a man in her life that isn't a disgusting pig monster. When this statement was uttered, May could have very well been getting railed live by the #BIllsMafia and he would be none the wiser. Basically, he should have more accurately rephrased this statement like so: "I definitely don't think it's cool that unknown assailants are nailing my stupid lolicon whorse wife right now"

Ice Storms In Colombia
Ralph finally states that Ice is Ralph's Girlfriend (SORREH SENORITA!)

Ralph is already making mental notes about every little thing that Ice does to him like a psychotic bitch (0:00), Ralph does Candace hands again (1:25)

Ralph receives a call from "TJ" in Colombia, tells him he'll call him back later

Ralph explains that TJ is trying to get him to move to Colombia (0:00), Ralph reveals his rent there would be $1,000 dollars a month, which is double his current rent (1:25), it appears Ralph would rather have Ice move with him down to Colombia then admit he wants to move back to the states with her (1:30)

Welp, so much for my Colombia theory, if the Colombians are paywalling fucking hawt latinas behind the average rate of rent for Americans then it's GUARANTEED not happening :story: To my credit, I was correct that Ralphs cautiousness with moving to Colombia was financial (can't afford Merida) but the Troo & Vindicated reason is because he can't afford Colombia :lit:

So, if he can't afford Colombia, isn't trusted by Ice enough to live with her (which lets be honest, she's probably using the pig to monkey branch towards greener pastures), and his current rent is rising to a price he doesn't like, then where in the fuck is Ralph going?? If you want my opinion, I think he's going nowhere. He is definitely going to eat the rent increase and do xanny fire sales whenever he's forced to until he withers away... Now then, who's hype for TOTAL STAGNATION AND ENDLESS #CANDACEWATCH CLIPS???? GED UP!!!!! GHEDUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bonus pig:
Ralph is considering wearing makeup
 
Ralph finally states that Ice is Ralph's Girlfriend (SORREH SENORITA!)
Lol. He is such a Borderline little bitch. This is beyond pathetic.
So, if he can't afford Colombia, and his current rent is rising to a price he doesn't like, then where in the fuck is Ralph going??
He’ll have to move to a cheaper rental, like a studio apartment in an even crappier part of Merida than he’s in now. Sucks to be Ralph.
 
Oh no. Purchasing the plan b pill means the bpd whore isn’t already on some form of birth control.

(Of course sane and stable and happily married women can rhythm method or just have beautiful children)

But this bpd demon is probably too much of a fuckup to be able to follow any kind of schedule.

Also lacks any kind of executive function to plan ahead to even get like an IUD,

An IUD, along with all birth control, has no end of complications, but still better than the world suffering more pig ralph spawn.

Sterilize the unfit. Add to the existing policy of mass deportations.
 
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