🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

I'm sorry I said your stepdad raped you and called you a whore and threatened to destroy your life, or whatever. I only did it because I was drunk, because I love you. Do you want to be my girlfriend?
 
"By the way, like, squirting? Do people know what that is? Well, I tried to have a small lick at the squirting pussy, but it tasted like piss" HE GOT PEED ON
Ralph with the galaxy brain-tier revelations :story: Of course he had to lick it like the animal he is. Even by the Gunt's standards he sounds fucked up in these, don't think he has many addict years left in him, shit's catching up with him in double-quick time.
"I'm giving her, have you ever heard of a diplomatic offramp? That's a political science term"
He really is White Trash perfection.
 
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Ethan Oliver Ralph, Brazzers-tier sex-haver doesn't know what squirting is (shocker).

The reason it tastes like piss is because when squirting occurs, it's effectively sneezing out any residual piss that's sitting in the nearby urethra.

The Skene’s glands are a pair of small glands next to the urethra and near where urine leaves the body. The glands help to moisten the urethra and release a mucus-like fluid that provides lubrication during sex.

Also, the fluid released by the skenes glands themselves are similar to male ejaculate.
The tissues that form the Skene's glands are the same as those that develop into the prostate gland in men. As a result, the glands consist of similar structures.

Additionally, the fluids released by the Skene's gland contain many of the same components as men's ejaculate, including a small amount of prostate-specific antigen (PSA).

HE'S GAY
HE'S POOR
HE DRINKS PISS
 
So what's it gonna be?
A. Ralph sought out a child prostitute
B. Ralph assisted the cartels in some way (trafficked drugs during visitation?)
C. Ralph has double digit STDs
D. Ralph paid to get fucked in the ass by a tranny prostitute

Whatever the answer, I'm glad to see our porker is back off the wagon— God knows he needs the cardio.
 
Let's hope the the casino throws her a few grand to get on the show and spill everything.
You may be in luck!
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Pages-long "Squirt is/isn't piss" discussion in 3, 2, 1...
This topic should be sperge-proof as I already covered that in subsection B, if you wanna know the trooth about it. 🌈
Also, the fluid released by the skenes glands themselves are similar to male ejaculate.
I'm sure Ralph will find a way to cope about lapping up stale piss and moid-like fluids nonetheless.
 
The question is what could anyone possibly have on Ralph that could make him look worse? We've seen the Memphis Micro, we've seen him huff shit, we've seen him pillstreaming. He's burned every connection he's had with everyone and brought a child into the world with a lolicon that we've heard him threatening to kill. The only thing about Ralph that would shock everyone is if he sobered up, put on a suit, got a job, and paid his child support and taxes.

Well, it could be that he is smuggling drugs into the US.

Just wait until he burns the bridge with Hunter Moore.

Was that the colombian guy?

So what's it gonna be?
A. Ralph sought out a child prostitute
B. Ralph assisted the cartels in some way (trafficked drugs during visitation?)
C. Ralph has double digit STDs
D. Ralph paid to get fucked in the ass by a tranny prostitute

Whatever the answer, I'm glad to see our porker is back off the wagon— God knows he needs the cardio.
Option B have some good forecasts me thinks.
 
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Haven't seen piggy so frantic in a long time. The sheer amount of tweets and streams. Pantsu leaving him didn't produce a fraction of his recent output. Have to agree with the new King of the sektur.

 
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