🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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How many of these is Ralph able to meet? IMG_0820.jpeg

1. Provide a safe, stable and secure environment?
No!
2. Maintain loving, stable, consistent, nurturing relationship?
No!
3. Attend to daily needs of child: feeding. Clothing, physical care?
No!
4. Attend to adequate education for child?
No!
5. Provide for the financial support of the child?
Mexican prostitutes don’t grow on trees.
6. Ability to identify & prioritize child’s needs ahead of own?
Of course not
7. Ability to empathize with and meet child’s needs?
No!
8. Ability to regulate impulses and emotions?
HAHAHA come on are you kidding!
9. Assist child in developing & maintaining appropriate relationships?
MERSH YOUR GIRL WAS EATIN MY ASS
10. Exercise appropriate judgement regarding child’s welfare?
Weed smoke doesn’t even get ya high, if you wanna know da truf about it.


Very good Ethan 0/10 yeah the judge should definitely let you see your boy.
 
This is only a temporary setback. Bismarck allegedly once said that God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America. It just so happens that Ethan Oliver Ralph is all three. Therefore, God has a triply special providence for the Ralphamale.
 
God I feel so bad for Ralph's kids.

Xander is stuck between Faith Vickers (dumb vapid teen mom bitch) and Ethan Ralph (Ethan Ralph) with the only people who're actually probably doing the bulk of the childrearing being Matthew Vickers (Ethan Ralph but 9 years older) and his now ex-wife. The poor kid is trapped in the same white trash feud cycle that created his father, his mother, and his grandfather.

Rosy (I really hope May changed her name to the non-white trash spelling) got a slightly better deal, after spending the first two years of her life going from dingy rat-infested Mexican drug hovel to dingy rat-infested Mexican drug hovel, May (a "reformed" (anime) pedophile who was previously engaged to a practicing anime pedophile) got wise and escaped her horse stable while she still fucking could before Rosy could form any active memory of Ralph. Harry Morris is a far, far better grandfather-parent than Vickers could ever dream of being, so it's likely she'll turn out alright in spite of her mother.

One can only hope that they never ever search up who their dad is.
 
Ralph’s biggest crime here is giving Mersh a W.

Btw, to make things fair on Ralph, I would like to shit on Faith.

> gets impregnated by an easily manipulated low IQ e-celeb who posts everything he does online
> choose to keep the baby.
> eceleb father posts pics of kid on the internet.
> suprisedpikachuface.jpg
 
This is only a temporary setback. Bismarck allegedly once said that God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America. It just so happens that Ethan Oliver Ralph is all three. Therefore, God has a triply special providence for the Ralphamale.
A lonely and agonizing death, a pauper's grave far away from the country daddy gave him with no marker containing the name his daddy gave him, and two kids that won't pass forward his damned name.

These are the providences God has reserved for the greasy soul of one Ethan Oliver Ralph.
 
Thread tourists may not know or remember that Ralph dropped his sex tape because Faith's hyper-friend-zoned bestie from back home (who later troon'd iirc) was streaming about how Faith was still texting him while she was with Ralph, and Ralph had to prove DIS HERE IS MY BISH COCKSUCKER, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO EAT HER POOP, BISH
And here we are again, Ralph shooting himself in the legal foot because he's so desperate to prove he's not a bitch cuck with regards to some BPD girl to some sektur loser that he shares something he absolutely shouldn't

And yet he still refuses to talk about what happened to his beloved PawPaw's ring...
 
Thread tourists may not know or remember that Ralph dropped his sex tape because Faith's hyper-friend-zoned bestie from back home (who later troon'd iirc) was streaming about how Faith was still texting him while she was with Ralph, and Ralph had to prove DIS HERE IS MY BISH COCKSUCKER, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO EAT HER POOP, BISH
I remember.

However, I do wish that I could forget.
 
Ethan's visits to his son is literally the last physical connection he has with civilization remaining, and also about the only thing he has left to scrap money together using pity. While I'm convinced the photo sharing could possibly disrupt his visitation rights in the short term, I'm not convinced this offense by Ralph in and by itself will constitute sufficient grounds for a long term cessation. My bet is Ralph is ordered by the Judge to agree to ultra constrictive behavior.

If they want to see Ralph gone from the kids life then Ralph needs to go to jail for official non-payment of child support and they need to remedy that agreement so it locks Ralph into an obligation with consequence. Is this not correct? Am I wrong on this that they have a mutual agreement currently and not a strict agreement? It won't be hard to show future contempt of court ordered support.

He is so very close to complete destitution he could very well end up in a Men's Shelter in 2026. He is so close to Zero a this point.
 
Thread tourists may not know or remember that Ralph dropped his sex tape because Faith's hyper-friend-zoned bestie from back home
He wasn't even from "back home". He was a literal methhead that Faith was E-DATING. He lived on the opposite side of the country as her. Ralph was so insecure, he had to dunk on a discord kitten.
 
A lonely and agonizing death, a pauper's grave far away from the country daddy gave him with no marker containing the name his daddy gave him, and two kids that won't pass forward his damned name.
Null said in a recent stream that he would claim the body if need be. I hope he does an autopsy, I want to see how absolutely destroyed his liver, brain, and kidneys are. Ralph's ashes will be scattered on that land he was gonna build a church on.
 
he is talkin about Ariana Vickers. thats who he was talkin to. she is the one that fed him the info baout faith moving to another county without informing the courts.
Wait what? Let me just get this straight, I've been away from the Ralphasphere for a bit. You're telling me Faith's own fucking mother is alogging her and helping the fucking ragepig? The one that groomed her retarded daughter and leaked an embarassing sex tape of her as revenge porn to own the aylawgs?
 
Null said in a recent stream that he would claim the body if need be. I hope he does an autopsy, I want to see how absolutely destroyed his liver, brain, and kidneys are. Ralph's ashes will be scattered on that land he was gonna build a church on.
People don't just "claim a body" even in Mexico, the government decides what to do with an unclaimed body and the process isn't just putting up the corpse for adoption by the general public. If there's no next of kin who can be located Ethan Ralph's going into a pauper's grave.
Either Null is a cousin of Ethan Ralph or he's going to be a grave robber if he wants that body.
 
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