I concur, he needs to insult the local cartels and call them a bunch of faggots to assert dominance and remind the filthy beaners that he is the Big Dawg.
When it comes to lolcow drama, I think smoothing things over is physically impossible.
buddy he re released her revenge porn THE WEEK OF XANDERS BIRTHDAY, he spent an entire week threatening her with life ruination if she dared to do something about it. he had sex with faiths mother a couple months ago.
This isn't a surprise and was 100% avoidable. But of course because Ralph needs to show off to the DUH AY-LAWGS, he falls into this pit every single fucking time. FUCK YOU MERSH, I GET TO SEE XANDUH BISH! Oh wait not anymore, fuck your visitation rights. His entire existence is done merely to spite his enemies. His most famous moments are exactly that. The sex tape of him and faith that he sent to Faith's ex was done out of spite, he went to Portugal and got beat up (twice) out of spite for Andy Warski, he got visitation rights to spite Metokur, and he sent the picture of him and Xander out of Mersh out of spite.
In particular, if Ralph were truly able to bury the hatchet with anybody in the Guntosphere of the Sektur, it would be an act of contrition so marvelous and improbable that an investigator from the Vatican would need to go on site to verify this truly miraculous event.
Ralph is an terrible person who brings pain and misery to everyone who has ever done him a kindness. He is a violent felon, a rapist, a sex offender, an elder abuser, an animal abuser. He associates with pedophiles. He's attracted to children. He will stab anyone and everyone in the back at the slightest provocation. His only joys in life are drugs, sex trafficked women, hurting people.
Because if you don’t watch the Killstream you might miss Ralph falling out of his chair into a pile of old piss bottles.
Factually true! The only thing that can Ralph now is to fire up a killer show like nobody in the sektur can and threaten Faith into silence. Better start threatening his absconded son too for good measure. That little shit can't be running around big dogging the ralphamale like that!
I feel bad for Ralph every now and then too. You just take a look at a snapshot of his life and your pity response kicks in for a split second. I barely know anything about Mersh either, except that he had a stroke on camera and likes cats.
Unfortunately his little wooden chair is a bit more stable than the gaming chair that Ralph busted into submission. It squeaked its last dying squeak in service to the Guntosphere. Now we have SCRAAAPES instead of tortured SQUUEEAKS. RIP noble chair.
He meant it when he said he'll go lower. Ofc it's been to his detriment every single time, but by God, he wasn't lying.
the chair is sturdier but also much more likely to tip over, sending its occupant sprawling into piss bottles. It's actually impressive how many times he's done that.
A wooden chair also might not fall over as often but when one of the legs snap off the crash will be a lot better. Wooden chairs are also easier to smash in a drunken rage, although Ralph has lost fights against chairs before.
Accidental Static-X lyrics
FATHUR'S RIGHTS, BISH! UH KID NEEDS UH DADDY!
Correct.
Benzos can cause a runny nose even if you don't snort them.
