🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

winter of consequences

and things will never be the same!

 

[Luke gama]

Ralph used to claim that his uncle is going to give him (or will him) his grandparents house, which is a cope that dates to the bestowal of pawpaw’s ring. Seems more likely that uncle handed him the crackerjack ring as a “get the fuck away from me” gift and expected Ralph to go die in Mexico.

 

[Loling at Cows]

The Stirrings of the Pig King
Hollow now lies the land of the Sekturite kingdom. All around is but blight and ash.

The Pig King who once ruled this land now lies old and withered, weighed down by the fruits of his boundless gluttony and transgressions. Where once his hollers had shook empires, he can now but tremble and shiver. He bears age upon his visage, his mighty gunt now whithered, his voice now frail and whispy.

It is said the king himself burned down this kingdom in a madened haze from imbibing the most rancid of alchemical conctions. Where once had patrolled mighty generals like Dingo the Drunk and Gator the Wrangler, it is now a breeding ground of minor demons form from the twisted spirits of the doxed and bestowed life by the ashes of burned bridges.

Stories are carried away from this land by blessed archivists and intrepid adventurers. Some say there are still riches in this long dead land, though most would call them madmen.

Neighboured to this cursed land stand two other kingdoms, both lands of disrepute and degenercy beyond imagination.

To the west stand the Baronet of the Mershfather, a land so ravaged by poverty it is said its inhabitants can but feast upon the flesh of cats.

To the south stands the ruins the fallen Balldonian kingdom, the less of which is said the better. Though some say it was taken by the same curse as that which gripped the Sekturian kingdom itself. Gold once flowed here in amounts like flowing rivers. Now it is a land of shambling undead, garbage and vile filth. During its fall it was said that children were forced to imbibe alchemical concoctions and that wives were traded like playthings. Its king now claims to passed away and arrisen again in twisted imitation of greater things, yet obvious to all he lives a life undeath not freed from chains of twisted degeneracy.

The rulers of these sorry lands had long stood allied to the King of Pigs, seeing in him the echoes of their own faults and failings and seeking to wield his madness like a blade to cut down their enemies. Yet into this unholy bond stepped common woman.

She was no beauty, no sage or wisewoman. No, she was but common whore, a harpy of no renown. Seeking thrills or twisted pleasure, no one knows. But she presented herself before the undead king of the Balldonian kingdom, seeking to consort with him.

Tales of this encounter are scarce, but it is said that undead king found her pleasing to the eye and sought thus to share her with his closest allies.

Brought before the Mershfather she was denied. Though foolish and poor, the Baron had long come to understand his own worth and by insight could see the malice hidden in her heart. Some still claim however the Mershfather did not disdain to sample her, for there are few depths to which the Baron would not reach.

Denied by the Mershfather, she was brought to the shack the Pig King now called home. And in but a moment the aged king of pigs was besotted. Wrought so long by lonliness and driven mad by spirits and alchemical concoctions, he saw in her an angel stepped down from heaven. He bowed to undead king and kissed his feat, accepting his twisted offer.

Thus was sparked beginning of the final stirrings of the Pig King.

As was clear to all of sound mind, the unamed whore would soon deny the Pig King's attempted advances - disgusted by his frail form and withered gunt.

Heart wrecked by the betrayal of his beloved the king of pigs felt echoes of his former self stir inside his heart and soul. Upon the wind he thought himself hear the Mershfather himself claim that he had cuckolded the king of pigs, the greatest in the Sekturite kingdom. Such a slight could not be tolerated.

Madened, the Pig King threw himself to gluttony and sought in vain to battle the Mershfather, forgetting that he was no longer the pig he once had been. His hollers could not even shake the foundation of Mershfather's barony.

So turned the Pig King his ire against the rubble of the Balldonian kingdom, hollering of secrets and hidden knowledge. And there did they find purchase, bringing the undead king to his knees.

This victory gave the Pig King little peace however, for in this battle it is said that the final connection he had to his long lost son was destroyed. Little was gained and much was lost, such is the folly of the king of pigs.

No victors were there in the final stirrings of the Pig King, but for the Mershfather who stood unaffected and but for those bystanders, intrepid adventurers and archivists who found gold in the ashes left in their wake.

 

[Punished Brent]

I have to ask - why, oh why, do you feel bad for this gunted, BPD-ridden druggie? He's at the "FO" portion of his FAFO journey, has burned any goodwill he might have had with literally anyone, and has violated legal agreements with the mother of his kid to own Mersh (of all people). Your sympathy is wasted on this fat retard.

Ralph is a drunk lonely loser dancing for nickels in the gutter. He has no viewers and very little money and even so he spends his money on one of the only things he actually seems to love. He pays child support and pays to fly out to see his son. Even this is because Ethan showed mersh the only thing in his life that he is proud of and mersh decided to involve himself in a multi year custody battle because Ralph hurt his feelings.
I can get behind some insane actions to fuck with Ralph but I don’t really agree with depriving a father of visitations.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Null said in a recent stream that he would claim the body if need be. I hope he does an autopsy, I want to see how absolutely destroyed his liver, brain, and kidneys are. Ralph's ashes will be scattered on that land he was gonna build a church on.

There's a better place to send Ethan Ralph to, the Mütter Museum. So everyone can gawk at his destroyed organs and gunt.

 

[Ralph’s Shack]

As someone who is late to the ralphaology I am so glad this old tired gunty horse still has it in him for one more go around
Also what’s the over under on Ralph having CTE

 

[break these cuffs]

Ralph is a drunk lonely loser dancing for nickels in the gutter. He has no viewers and very little money and even so he spends his money on one of the only things he actually seems to love. He pays child support and pays to fly out to see his son. Even this is because Ethan showed mersh the only thing in his life that he is proud of and mersh decided to involve himself in a multi year custody battle because Ralph hurt his feelings.
I can get behind some insane actions to fuck with Ralph but I don’t really agree with depriving a father of visitations.

Ralph is behind on child support for who knows how much, has seen his son like 4 times out of 20 he's been allowed this year, and was refused visitation at least once for being intoxicated. The only reasons he goes to see his son is because he thinks it owns da ayylawgs and to punish Faith

Ralph violated a court order for no other reason than to try to take down the new King of Da Sektur and in so doing fucked himself over because he is a room temperature white nigger rage pig.

Are Killstream paypigs now posting on the Farms because the streams are fucking wastelands or something?

 

[Goofy Logic]

Ralph is a drunk lonely loser dancing for nickels in the gutter. He has no viewers and very little money and even so he spends his money on one of the only things he actually seems to love. He pays child support and pays to fly out to see his son. Even this is because Ethan showed mersh the only thing in his life that he is proud of and mersh decided to involve himself in a multi year custody battle because Ralph hurt his feelings.
I can get behind some insane actions to fuck with Ralph but I don’t really agree with depriving a father of visitations.

In situations like that the only winning move is not to play. If your visitation rights are tied in knots, you follow the restrictions and STFU about it regardless of the poking.

I see it as a somber example of how unmanaged NPD with drug and alcohol abuse leads to self destruction - not even being a father was enough to motivate him into turning around.

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph is a drunk lonely loser dancing for nickels in the gutter. He has no viewers and very little money and even so he spends his money on one of the only things he actually seems to love. He pays child support and pays to fly out to see his son. Even this is because Ethan showed mersh the only thing in his life that he is proud of and mersh decided to involve himself in a multi year custody battle because Ralph hurt his feelings.
I can get behind some insane actions to fuck with Ralph but I don’t really agree with depriving a father of visitations.

Ralph broke terms of visitation and sent a picture of his son to "own" Mersh in a drunken pilled out stupor. Mersh didn't know anything about the terms of his agreement and posted a screenshot of himself making a joke at Ralph's expense. Faith saw this and chose to take action on it with the court, which is legally her right as the custodial parent. Ralph then decided to say that Mersh "hacked" his account. Whether you agree with her actions or not this is clearly a chain of events that Ralph set into motion himself.

 

[Punished Brent]

Ralph is behind on child support for who knows how much, has seen his son like 4 times out of 20 he's been allowed this year, and was refused visitation at least once for being intoxicated. The only reasons he goes to see his son is because he thinks it owns da ayylawgs and to punish Faith

Ralph violated a court order for no other reason than to try to take down the new King of Da Sektur and in so doing fucked himself over because he is a room temperature white nigger rage pig.

Are Killstream paypigs now posting on the Farms because the streams are fucking wastelands or something?

I don’t even disagree with you. I just don’t find mersh injecting himself into a multi year custody battle to own Ralph because they are fighting over a BPD teenager appropriate. I just don’t understand how getting involved in family court isn’t too far.

Unless mersh did it by accident. Then this is all fair game.

 

[HackerX]

Whether you agree with her actions or not this is clearly a chain of events that Ralph set into motion himself.

That's the Ralphastory summed up.

I don’t even disagree with you. I just don’t find mersh injecting himself into a multi year custody battle to own Ralph because they are fighting over a BPD teenager appropriate. I just don’t understand how getting involved in family court isn’t too far.

Unless mersh did it by accident. Then this is all fair game.

I mean, Ralph is the one who sent the picture to Mersh for some reason, or if you were to believe Ralph (LOL), Mersh hacked Ralph's sacred X account and somehow found a screenshot sent to his aunt. I agree there is a certain point where it all leads to going "too far", but Mersh hasn't come close to approaching that point yet IMO.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

FUCK YOU BISH HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I CAN'T SEND PHOTOS OF MAH KEEDS TO PEOPLE FROM DA SEKTUR I LOVE MAH KEEDS I NEED TO SEE DEM - Ralph probably

 

[Pelican Bones]

I don’t even disagree with you. I just don’t find mersh injecting himself into a multi year custody battle to own Ralph because they are fighting over a BPD teenager appropriate. I just don’t understand how getting involved in family court isn’t too far.

Unless mersh did it by accident. Then this is all fair game.

Everything is fair game if you wanna know the troof about it bish

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I was all excited to armchair diagnose Ralph with palmer erythema, a sign of liver disease.


It appears the palms are not symmetrical, so he definitely tried to stop his fall with his palm and failed, gaining that bump on his head, and what looks like a swollen lower lip on his left side.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Unless mersh did it by accident. Then this is all fair game.

 

[Um...]

don’t really agree with depriving a father of visitations.

Fuck off. Ethan Ralph is a drug-addicted, porn-addicted degenerate alcoholic who would rather spend his rapidly dwindling $$ on trips to the Colombian teen porn compound or Florida (twice) to groom some mentally stunted retard than to see his SUUHHNNN, and flaunts the kid like a trophy to ‘own’ a fellow degenerate streamer. He should not be allowed anywhere near the kid (or any kid for that matter.)

Again- fuck off.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Ralph is a drunk lonely loser dancing for nickels in the gutter. He has no viewers and very little money and even so he spends his money on one of the only things he actually seems to love. He pays child support and pays to fly out to see his son. Even this is because Ethan showed mersh the only thing in his life that he is proud of and mersh decided to involve himself in a multi year custody battle because Ralph hurt his feelings.
I can get behind some insane actions to fuck with Ralph but I don’t really agree with depriving a father of visitations.

I have to echo what others have already said. The only one depriving Ralph of visitations is Ralph. He sent Mersh the pic of the kid, he violated the order, he chose to be high/drunk/fucked up and do that.

Ralph is to thank for the hell of his own making.

 

[HackerX]

spend his rapidly dwindling $$

What are you talking about??? He's still got his 2018 money! Just because he doesn't: go to Vegas, brag about betting on Indonesian women's tennis matches, take direct flights, own a vehicle, posesses papaw's ring, live in the country his daddeh gave him, etc. anymore doesn't mean his money is dwindling!!!

For real though, I love how he unintentionally owned himself with that line. 2018 was 7, almost 8, years ago. Ralph's downswing is about 4x longer than his upswing and counting. It's one of those tidbits where you know he's self-aware, but his BPD womanly emotions kick in and overwhelm his decision making. Again, congrats Ralph, on your relatively short peak of a career where you earned a relatively moderate income, and somehow think it means anything when you ain't got shit to show for it.

 

[Pale Empress]

Early on, Mersh purposefully didn't engage with Ralph beyond some gentle ribbing because he still considered Ralph to be a friendly acquaintance. He stated that he was waiting for Ralph to wear himself out and sober up.

Ralph was the one who decided to bring other people into their feud, including his children. It's not Mersh's responsibility to cover for Ethan when he violates a court order. And it's definitely not his responsibility to keep his mouth shut when Ethan accuses him of committing a felony over some stupid Internet slap fight. Even if Faith hadn't contacted him to ask for a statement, he would have been completely justified in going to the court independently in order to protect himself legally.

Tons of good fathers get unfairly fucked over by the court every day, but Ethan Ralph is not a good father. Save your sympathy for them, not him.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Current Ralph status: