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I wonder if Ralph losses visitation rights for Xandar he will try suicide via drug bing or rope? Other than spite for his many alogs Ethan lives to be able to see his son this will be devastating for him. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I was in Ralph's situation.
 
Dude Snakes said:
I wonder if Ralph losses visitation rights for Xandar he will try suicide via drug bing or rope? Other than spite for his many alogs Ethan lives to be able to see his son this will be devastating for him. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I was in Ralph's situation.
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you are over estimating him by thinking he can tie a rope.
 
Dude Snakes said:
I wonder if Ralph losses visitation rights for Xandar he will try suicide via drug bing or rope? Other than spite for his many alogs Ethan lives to be able to see his son this will be devastating for him. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I was in Ralph's situation.
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Ralph doesnt live to see his son, get real. He sees his son as part of his performative grandstanding to get one over on the aylawgs and swindle anybody stupid enough to believe his persecuted father narrative.

He's too stupid/scared/narcissistic to kill himself, he'll have another couple weeks of pillstreams and then go back to the low energy glowering at his webcam that has defined modern killstream.
 
PrestonHolt said:
As far as it would be nice for piggy to win once, im not sure if he can, unless he snakes Nick hard enough to send him to jail and then OD, then im locking in for Ralphacow of the year.
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Ethanol would probably do a Cartman and embrace the LOTY as the best heel and shit, i would prefer a "smallest peen on the biggest dick" award or something that he'd have some more trouble to spin around to a W... because the statuette would be so SMAAALLL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Pale Empress said:
Ralph doesnt live to see his son, get real. He sees his son as part of his performative grandstanding to get one over on the aylawgs and swindle anybody stupid enough to believe his persecuted father narrative.

He's too stupid/scared/narcissistic to kill himself, he'll have another couple weeks of pillstreams and then go back to the low energy glowering at his webcam that has defined modern killstream.
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Correct. His son is just a prop for him to "own the alogs" because Gunt's Law states that "the shittier your situation, the easier the win conditions."

For 99% of the white population, having to see your son through supervised, scheduled visitations is such a massive L that finding out a person was subjected to that court order would cause you to call their character into question.

But for Ralph, because he's already so far below that and his quality of life is so shitty, actually being able to accomplish these horribly embarrassing visitations is a MAJOR WIN!

:diddler: yeah I got assraped by a pack of feral jungle children but I didn't get AIDS. Haters seething!
 
Dude Snakes said:
I wonder if Ralph losses visitation rights for Xandar he will try suicide via drug bing or rope? Other than spite for his many alogs Ethan lives to be able to see his son this will be devastating for him. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I was in Ralph's situation.
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Ralph lives for the ten hours total a year he sees his son in a govt supervised facility? I don’t even think he’d bother to go if visits didn’t entail cheap Tijuana hookers on the pass through.

Ralph lives for Xanax, weed and booze. He’s a simple man. His greatest desire is a finding a girlfriend with an apartment in the USA, not seeing a kid he barely knows. Xander probably has to be reminded who he is and why he has to go since it only happens 2 or 3 times a year and kids have little long term memory.
 
Meme Copium has revealed that Ralph has invited him on the killshoah for tomorrow, 11/8. Meme has tentatively accepted.

for context. Ralph, has been spiraling for about three weeks due to Brixton Pussy breaking up with him. Nick Rekieta was the one to suggest that Brixton talk to Mersh, before ralph was ever involved with Brixton, SO, on a recent stream, Nick made the mistake of leaving a call where Ralph was being aggressive towards him. Since Ralph is an opportunist, and goes after weakness when he sees it, Nick appears to be the one who ran away, I believe Ralph intends to dump more dirt about Rekieta with Copium in attendance, As a means to make himself feel more powerful. As these past three weeks he has been unable to validate the narcissistic sickness that his ego runs off of.

I think Ralph just invited Meme because he just wants as many people as possible so he can cry about Mersh.

1. I do not believe that Meme Copium understands how dangerous being social with Ralph can be. he mentioned that Ralph was pretty funny when he was screaming about donations being tax free. Please note Copium. That was not ralph being funny, Ralph is not funny. someone being totally inebriated and screaming nonsense is funny. It was not a conscious cognitive action on Ralph's part.

2. please remember, If information is coming out of Nick and or Ralph, it is likely a lie.
 
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Dude Snakes said:
I wonder if Ralph losses visitation rights for Xandar he will try suicide via drug bing or rope? Other than spite for his many alogs Ethan lives to be able to see his son this will be devastating for him. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I was in Ralph's situation.
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If it was so important he wouldn't constantly jeopardize it constantly. This isn't the first time he's blatantly defied the court and has laughed about it. The empathy is admirable but it's wasted on him.

Ralph loves pity anyway, if he loses visitation today he can cry about how Mersh and the state STOLE HIS SUUUUUUUUUHN (fuck off Rozy).

It's for the best that Ralph stays the fuck away from his kid anyway. One of these days that kid will see that Ralph sucks and say something about it. If Ralph isn't dead by then (and you'd be surprised how long someone can stay alive) he'll turn on that kid just like anyone else. Even if it's just a single meltdown hearing the kind of shit Ralph says to anyone, including his own Mom, from his Father would fuck somebody up.
 
Dude Snakes said:
I wonder if Ralph losses visitation rights for Xandar he will try suicide via drug bing or rope? Other than spite for his many alogs Ethan lives to be able to see his son this will be devastating for him. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I was in Ralph's situation.
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Seeing his son is merely an extension of said spite. He does it to fuck with the Vickers family and Faith, while also owning da aylawgs by acting like he has achieved something profound by dumping his wretched seed in an teenage methhead.

If he didnt have a thread on here, I have no doubt at all Ralph would of forgotten Xanders name the month after Faith bailed.
 
1. Meme is very smart and knows what hes doing. He's got great allies in Sean and LM when hes not on... lady boys and Thai narcotics. He also is acutely aware of Ralph's antics and has alogged Ralph when Ralph went to MN and forgot the name his daddeh gave heeemmmm.

2. Ralph came from the back of the back and is IMHO the front runner for LOTY the Johmas have done well for 6 months but Ralph has done such a great job of creating so much content and involving a wide array of characters in his shit show

3. Jesse noped out and I wonder what hes got planned up his sleeve hes a giant scumbag so hes not gone hes laying in wait to punch gunt and mersh on some 2 birds 1 stone
 
I sort of hope Ralph isn’t barred from visiting his sun this month because he sure as hell can’t afford it and it will result in him sleeping on Tijuana benches and airports, which is always fun and leads to quality entertainment.

Spending money he desperately needs for a three day trek on Mexican buses, Mexican aeroplanes, seedy Tijuana hotels, crowded land border crossings and city buses just to spend a few hours in San Deeggo court facilities to see a kid who doesn’t want to be there or know who the fuck he is, is the kind of special hell Ralph deserves.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I sort of hope Ralph isn’t barred from visiting his sun this month because he sure as hell can’t afford it and it will result in him sleeping on Tijuana benches and airports, which is always fun and leads to quality entertainment.

Spending money he desperately needs for a three day trek on Mexican buses, Mexican aeroplanes, seedy Tijuana hotels, crowded land border crossings and city buses just to spend a few hours in San Deeggo court facilities to see a kid who doesn’t want to be there or know who the fuck he is, is the kind of special hell Ralph deserves.
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It was the 15th. If he was leaving to see his son he’s already have started his journey this weekend instead of doing a Fuck Mersh festival. He’s probably going to go and bring his paid whore with to attend anything scuzzy jacuzzi trip between pointing at things in photos.
 
Toilet Duck said:
Since Ralph is an opportunist, and goes after weakness when he sees it, Nick appears to be the one who ran away,
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I thought Nick was supposed to understand social cues. Lol. Never flee before a wounded gunt, reeling in confusion and pain. His hollers carry over the hills and he will let everyone know what he has against you if you wanna know the truth about it.
 
Kinochet is posting on twitter that Ralph no showed and lost visitation rights. Could be an incredibly homosexual opp.

Now Cog is confirming the same info,
 
A couple of accounts (including Kinochet) are reporting that he no-showed the hearing. However Kinochet is also known for being a lying, clout chasing faggot, so it's 50-50 at the moment.

Ralph was awake early this morning so he'd have to consciously (or perhaps unconsciously) choose to not attend the hearing.

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ETA: Cog is now also reporting that this is the case. As big of a fag as Cog is, he's MWV's #1 capo, so I can only assume this is the truth.
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EDIT 2: Kinochet is now claiming that Ralph missed court because he forgot about daylight savings time. Not going to supply the xeet, because once again, Kinochet is a faggot.
 
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Pale Empress said:
A couple of accounts (including Kinochet) are reporting that he no-showed the hearing. However Kinochet is also known for being a lying, clout chasing faggot, so it's 50-50 at the moment.

Ralph was awake early this morning so he'd have to consciously (or perhaps unconsciously) choose to not attend the hearing.

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ETA: Cog is now also reporting that this is the case. As big of a fag as Cog is, he's MWV's #1 capo, so I can only assume this is the truth.
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He got served on the parenting app, so why wouldn't they just do the same again instead of waiting for visitation? And my recollection is that the visitation center doesn't permit it there anyway.
 
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