🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

There’s no paying her off. He can’t afford to keep her quite perpetually and the moment the money train stops she’ll flip to whomever is paying. This is truly classic Ralph here. No matter how many times the alogs hunt down and uncover whatever it is he thinks he can keep from them, he keeps trying again and insisting that this time no one will get him. It’s one of my all time favorite Ralph behaviors.
Personally I’m hoping to see who’s going to cough up $250 for the deets and end up getting scammed. Cog and Mersh are too poor. Kino Casino spent their budget on costumes. Josh just won’t. Maybe…

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10 cents Ronnie. Ten fuckin cents you cheap bastard. People's lives have been ruined because you literally couldn't spend a dime.
 
Personally I’m hoping to see who’s going to cough up $250 for the deets and end up getting scammed. Cog and Mersh are too poor. Kino Casino spent their budget on costumes. Josh just won’t. Maybe…

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Someone will pay. My guess is at least one person already has. With Ralph deleting his entire timeline my guess is he knows she’s already turned.
 
Ralph is finally doing a show today
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The longer the title, the less Ralph actually has to talk about, doubly so whenever you see "+More" in the title; which is not necessarily a lie, since there will probably be some form of seething over the senorita today.
 
Looking like it’ll just be rant about Israel to suck Fuentes’s nuts. Rant about how bad is and Fuentes is right. Rant about Eli so Eli will say good words about Ralph to Fuentes. Unless it’s a pillstream there will be nothing but sucking sounds from Ralph for Fuentes to notice him.
 
Sounds like he’s not spiraling or pillstreaming, so what’s the point in watching? Seeing a sad, fat, old man watch CNN for 8 hours isn’t entertainment.

That said, if he does start to holler or pops some xannies, someone led the thread know.
 
Surviving the Mexican water is a pretty impressive feat and I have full confidence he will last a good while in another 3rd world country.
The Gunt has eaten and consumed all solids and liquids known to man. He has the stomach of a hyena. Mexican water to him is like Ganges water to an Indian. It is his only known superpower.
 
Subjected myself to the stream for 2 minutes and clicked on a few random parts. Nothing but Ralph silently watching CNN and YouTube videos. Chat isn't moving an inch.
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324 viewers which equates to only 24 real ones.

I hope you live a million days just like this one Ralph.
 
Subjected myself to the stream for 2 minutes and clicked on a few random parts. Nothing but Ralph silently watching CNN and YouTube videos. Chat isn't moving an inch.
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324 viewers which equates to only 24 real ones.

I hope you live a million days just like this one Ralph.
I always wonder what he's looking at the entire time. Xitter is definitely a big piece, but there's no way he's only scrolling there 8+ hours a day, though I'm sure he's refreshing his DMs every 10 seconds with the hopes of a Fuentes message inviting him back. Piggly Wiggly can't even doomscroll with the sound on for YouTube or Tiktok, but I guess you don't need sound if you're just looking for hookers to be your girlfriend.

Either way, what a miserable existence. Chained to a seat all day, reading the same shit on repeat until your mind is numb. Knowing that not only are you gonna do the exact same thing the next day and the next day, but that you have to do it for the rest of your miserable existence so you can eek out just enough pesos to not be homeless in Mexico. It boggles my mind that there are alleged humans who unironically watch Ralph. Sure, it's not many, but the fact there's more than 0 is insane when the most exciting thing Ralph does during a non-PILLSTREAM is make a one-off comment from a sound bite where he's clearly not paying any attention.
 
I tuned in for one minute today. He was watching some spic lady who joined the government. She spoke for a bit in spanish, he claimed to have understood 'about 43%' of what she said, and didn't elaborate any further, just silence.

Views went from 350 down to 320 so i decided to leave as well.
 
Subjected myself to the stream for 2 minutes and clicked on a few random parts. Nothing but Ralph silently watching CNN and YouTube videos. Chat isn't moving an inch.
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324 viewers which equates to only 24 real ones.

I hope you live a million days just like this one Ralph.
He's on his best behavior right now which means he just sits there and is boring, like he's been put in time out. It's either to prove to Fuentes that he's left being a pilled up drunken retard in the past (a few days ago) or about this TV show that can only be funny if they make Ralph play an alien creature (which isn't going to happen). Someone earlier said that the TV thing is probably something dumb about the alt-right, which will suck ass.

I suppose Ralph could play a goblin or an orc (the pig kind) in some fantasy show too. Paw Paw's Ring of Power? Gunt of Thrones? The Princess Bride's Enraged Father? I don't know. You get where I'm going here.

My point is if they don't utilize Ethan Ralph's natural talent of being a tiny grotesque muppet than it's a god damn waste, just like today's Killstream.
 
Subjected myself to the stream for 2 minutes and clicked on a few random parts. Nothing but Ralph silently watching CNN and YouTube videos. Chat isn't moving an inch.
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324 viewers which equates to only 24 real ones.

I hope you live a million days just like this one Ralph.
Riveting kahntent! I’ve checked in before, and usually Ralph doesn’t even speak. I can’t believe there aren’t thousands of Killstream viewers. It’s been said before, but either get drunk and holler, or get a real job Ralph.
 
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