🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

UCantCCPMe said:
I prefer to believe in reincarnation. Hopefully Ralph will be reborn in his true form, as an obese bpd black woman named Shanaynay McPiggertits with 9 kids by 8 baby daddies and lives on permanent government gibs.
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When I think of reincarnation, I usually think of either the Buddhist or the Hindi versions of it. The Buddhists believe someone like Ralph would either have to spend a lifetime in a hell realm before being reincarnated again or they'd have be born into a difficult life, like you described.

Personally I think the Hindi route would be funnier. He's accumulated so much bad karma that he could be reincarnated as a number of things. His next life could see him turn into Shananay McPiggertits' roll of toilet paper. He could spend several lifetimes that way depending on how many times he lets her finger poke through the paper before he gets turned into that sidewalk weed and he has to spend his life getting butchered by a weed whacker all summer. If he somehow manages to not fuck that up, he gets turned into a cockroach who spends his life crawling all over some nasty motherfucker's piss bottles. A few lifetimes of that could finally see him turned into a human... a low caste Indian.

Hindi reincarnation would have him fucked up for a while.
 
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It was a simpler time. A more dignified age…
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
I expected him to be more in the hole than that. Is he getting cash injections from somewhere? He's too base to just have money sitting in an account without it immediately being spent on whores and intoxicants.

Maybe his uncle is still in the periphery? If so, I wonder if he knows he's complicit in fraudulently funneling money through his dead sister in law's accounts?

The only reason Ralph is even paying is because he doesn't want his 1 year tard passport ripped out of his greasy little hooves.

His living situation (if you can even call it that) is hanging by a thread. This makes the dry begging to daggerpussy about looking for a new place to live even more shambolic.
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Let me throw something crazy out there. What if Faith's mom is helping him out on child support so that Ralph stays in the picture and torments her ex, Matt? You know how insane and spiteful the entire Vickers clan is
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
When I think of reincarnation, I usually think of either the Buddhist or the Hindi versions of it. The Buddhists believe someone like Ralph would either have to spend a lifetime in a hell realm before being reincarnated again or they'd have be born into a difficult life, like you described.

Personally I think the Hindi route would be funnier. He's accumulated so much bad karma that he could be reincarnated as a number of things. His next life could see him turn into Shananay McPiggertits' roll of toilet paper. He could spend several lifetimes that way depending on how many times he lets her finger poke through the paper before he gets turned into that sidewalk weed and he has to spend his life getting butchered by a weed whacker all summer. If he somehow manages to not fuck that up, he gets turned into a cockroach who spends his life crawling all over some nasty motherfucker's piss bottles. A few lifetimes of that could finally see him turned into a human... a low caste Indian.

Hindi reincarnation would have him fucked up for a while.
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True karmic justice would see Ralph back in a form that would put him on the recieving end of his misdeeds but I'll take Roachamale too. After Ethan finally kicks the bucket, be on the lookout for a small bug with a gunt.
Crab Battle said:
Let me throw something crazy out there. What if Faith's mom is helping him out on child support so that Ralph stays in the picture and torments her ex, Matt? You know how insane and spiteful the entire Vickers clan is
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Didn't she and gunt have some kind of meeting or same place/ same time situation? I remember squeaks and squeals of speculation about Ralph boning Lady Vickers, or maybe I'm just misremembering. Someone will know what I'm talking about.
 
UCantCCPMe said:
Didn't she and gunt have some kind of meeting or same place/ same time situation? I remember squeaks and squeals of speculation about Ralph boning Lady Vickers, or maybe I'm just misremembering. Someone will know what I'm talking about.
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Allegedly Ralph claimed to drop the ralphathimble on her but also claimed she got aids from Mr Vickers so either one of those are true both are true or none.

I choose to belive he did thumb he poo dispenser and that she does in fact have the HIVs and welllllllllllll

HES A POZ PIG
HE HAS AIDS
HES A TERMJNAL PIG
 
Large Rodent said:
Makes you wonder what kind of opinion Ralph's kids will have of him once they're old enough. They'll learn Ralph's full name, do a google search out of curiosity, and fall into a rabbit hole so deep and wide it'll take em weeks to sift through it all. What will they feel? Shame? Relief? Pity? Contempt?
Damn. One day we're going to get a testimony from one or both of his children on their side of the story. Gonna take a decade plus, though, unfortunately.
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id like to see xandah's reaction when he finds out that his dad leaked revenge porn of his mother. that kid has no chance
 
Large Rodent said:
Makes you wonder what kind of opinion Ralph's kids will have of him once they're old enough. They'll learn Ralph's full name, do a google search out of curiosity, and fall into a rabbit hole so deep and wide it'll take em weeks to sift through it all. What will they feel? Shame? Relief? Pity? Contempt?
Damn. One day we're going to get a testimony from one or both of his children on their side of the story. Gonna take a decade plus, though, unfortunately.
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It has been talked about plenty of times but can you imagine if other kids in the school/neighborhood etc find out about this shit? Ralph's old proper thread alone has like over 70k(?) messages filled with all kinds of weird stuff he has been up to.

The infamous Guntening of Faith clip alone would be enough to fuel years of bullying but in this case they could come up with a new thing every single day.
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
It has been talked about plenty of times but can you imagine if other kids in the school/neighborhood etc find out about this shit? Ralph's old proper thread alone has like over 70k(?) messages filled with all kinds of weird stuff he has been up to.

The infamous Guntening of Faith clip alone would be enough to fuel years of bullying but in this case they could come up with a new thing every single day.
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“I know you have shit for brains cause I saw your daddy shove is thumb up your moms ass while making you!”
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
It has been talked about plenty of times but can you imagine if other kids in the school/neighborhood etc find out about this shit?
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Honestly, the chances are low. By the time the kid is old enough to where he has to worry about this, Ralph will be long dead.

Younger generations generally don't give a shit about what previous generations cared about. Ultimately, Ralphs influence on the world, the Internet, and pretty much anything is so small that kids care.

Its like kids caring about the dude that owned something awful blowing his head off.

Besides, by the time the kid is old enough, most of his friends' parents will have only fans careers.
 
Insane to think Laura Loomer was a regular guest. I know the show was already on the decline during the cozy days, but he was still making the equivalent of minimum wage I'd say. When you alog Ralph nowadays it feels like making fun of a homeless person, it's not as funny as it was before. He can't fight back, he's been spiritually crushed by life (and PPP). He's not Theon Greyjoy anymore, he's Reek.
 
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