🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Um...]

It's really just a really swollen clit and exposes and explains his feminine BPD ways

All that belly fat gives off estrogen (medical fact) which explains why he’s mentally such a little girly girl.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It has been talked about plenty of times but can you imagine if other kids in the school/neighborhood etc find out about this shit? Ralph's old proper thread alone has like over 70k(?) messages filled with all kinds of weird stuff he has been up to.

The infamous Guntening of Faith clip alone would be enough to fuel years of bullying but in this case they could come up with a new thing every single day.

By the time Xander and Rozy are in middle and high school when they'd really be looking that shit up "internet blood sports" and the Killstream will be totally lost to time. Ralph is already an obscure has been who struggles to break 300 viewers live. No one in 2035 outside of people who were on Kiwifarms right here right now will remember who Ralph (who died years previously of a stroke) was.

 

[ASeabear8952]

No one in 2035 outside of people who were on Kiwifarms right here right now will remember who Ralph (who died years previously of a stroke) was.

Along with the people who followed Chris Chan up to the motherfucking, but even then a good number of those people only know him for his amazing gonzo journalism on that fateful day.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

True karmic justice would see Ralph back in a form that would put him on the recieving end of his misdeeds but I'll take Roachamale too. After Ethan finally kicks the bucket, be on the lookout for a small bug with a gunt.

What makes you think Ralph doesn’t live every waking minute in “Truuu Karmic Justice”?

Nigga has lost it all, like bruh, he is suffa’in 24/7 in a gunted hell of his own making .

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Honestly, the chances are low. By the time the kid is old enough to where he has to worry about this, Ralph will be long dead.

Younger generations generally don't give a shit about what previous generations cared about. Ultimately, Ralphs influence on the world, the Internet, and pretty much anything is so small that kids care.

Its like kids caring about the dude that owned something awful blowing his head off.

Besides, by the time the kid is old enough, most of his friends' parents will have only fans careers.

By the time Xander and Rozy are in middle and high school when they'd really be looking that shit up "internet blood sports" and the Killstream will be totally lost to time. Ralph is already an obscure has been who struggles to break 300 viewers live. No one in 2035 outside of people who were on Kiwifarms right here right now will remember who Ralph (who died years previously of a stroke) was.

Kids can be very resourceful when it comes to bullying, we found out back in the day that one of our teachers was in some obscure porno mag that she surely thought was lost to time. That mag was about 20 years old if i remember correctly and patient zero was one of the parents, that shit spread like wildfire once it started.

I think one thing we can agree is that those kids will have some really bad times, i'd argue Cozy Rozy has it worse with pedo mom and all that but Vickers clan and their dented antics aren't that far off when it comes to traumatizing kids.
Xanduh might not have Ralph there but he has older version of him showing the way of becoming a fat hollerin' dumbass on the internet.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I think one thing we can agree is that those kids will have some really bad times, i'd argue Cozy Rozy has it worse with pedo mom and all that but Vickers clan and their dented antics aren't that far off when it comes to traumatizing kids.
Xanduh might not have Ralph there but he has older version of him showing the way of becoming a fat hollerin' dumbass on the internet.

Kids usually tend to go one of two ways with the influences in their life. Either they copy and submit to learned behaviour, or they completely 180 and sometimes to a ridiculous degree. Hence why so many of the hardcore ANTIFA goons had conservative parents or grew up in religious households.
Best case scenario, Xander looks around at the utter failures that are his grandfather, mother and sperm donor and becomes the most straight-edge God fearing honest man walking, a regular Oral Roberts among us.

The odds are not in his favor though tbh

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

already an obscure has been who struggles to break 300 viewers live. No one in 2035 outside of people who were on Kiwifarms right here right now will remember who Ralph (who died years previously of a stroke) was.

Let's be real - Ralph gets double digit viewers... on Rumble... and then buys 250-300 viewers for a torta.

 

[HackerX]

Let's be real - Ralph gets double digit viewers... on Rumble... and then buys 250-300 viewers for a torta.

What??? You're telling me the viewercount that was consistently sitting around 150 for nearly year year and then randomly spiked to around 300 for no discernible reason isn't true n' honest? That Ralph denying the link to buy Rumble viewers which was observed from his browsing history wasn't believable? (It still makes me giggle that one of his dents came in to bat for Ralph by saying that wasn't proof enough since there wasn't more Rumble bot URLs, therefore nawt treww, and Ralph immediately supported the stance.)

The real mystery continues to be how many real viewers Ralph actually has, but there's no real way to gauge that without making inferences. For example, just how much does Rumble itself inflate views? I have to assume there is some sort of algorithm on the platform that injects viewers onto every live stream, but the variables regarding that algorithm that are likely unobtainable.

The only other available correlations or trends that can be observed are related to da chatters. It's not particularly reasonable to assume that every viewer is also a chatter, but Ralph's situation isn't quite normal. One would imagine his 'community' is a light more tight-knit and consolidated. Now would I expect all of his viewers to be chatters? No, but I would expect a much higher percentage than typical. When @sufferhorse was keeping track of that, it was roughly around 10-20 chatters in any given stream.

Either way, I guess the mystery of how many fans there are of da KEELSTREAM will continue. It's extremely fortunate for Ralph that he always manages to run into one when they are an authority figure charged with making a decision over Ralph being a moron. Like that judge in Virginia or some shit. It's one of my favorite Ralphacopes.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The real mystery continues to be how many real viewers Ralph actually has, but there's no real way to gauge that without making inferences. For example, just how much does Rumble itself inflate views? I have to assume there is some sort of algorithm on the platform that injects viewers onto every live stream, but the variables regarding that algorithm that are likely unobtainable.

My guess is Ralph has more hate watchers than viewers and the chatters are largely the fans and viewers. I mean who else can sit down and watch his slop without engaging in it in some way either as a fan in chat, hater in gunt chat here, hate watching him in some discord or restreamer (which they don’t even do anymore). It’s just simply unwatchable unless there’s a pillstream on its own.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What??? You're telling me the viewercount that was consistently sitting around 150 for nearly year year and then randomly spiked to around 300 for no discernible reason isn't true n' honest? That Ralph denying the link to buy Rumble viewers which was observed from his browsing history wasn't believable? (It still makes me giggle that one of his dents came in to bat for Ralph by saying that wasn't proof enough since there wasn't more Rumble bot URLs, therefore nawt treww, and Ralph immediately supported the stance.)

The real mystery continues to be how many real viewers Ralph actually has, but there's no real way to gauge that without making inferences. For example, just how much does Rumble itself inflate views? I have to assume there is some sort of algorithm on the platform that injects viewers onto every live stream, but the variables regarding that algorithm that are likely unobtainable.

The only other available correlations or trends that can be observed are related to da chatters. It's not particularly reasonable to assume that every viewer is also a chatter, but Ralph's situation isn't quite normal. One would imagine his 'community' is a light more tight-knit and consolidated. Now would I expect all of his viewers to be chatters? No, but I would expect a much higher percentage than typical. When @sufferhorse was keeping track of that, it was roughly around 10-20 chatters in any given stream.

Either way, I guess the mystery of how many fans there are of da KEELSTREAM will continue. It's extremely fortunate for Ralph that he always manages to run into one when they are an authority figure charged with making a decision over Ralph being a moron. Like that judge in Virginia or some shit. It's one of my favorite Ralphacopes.

Once a streamer hits a certain size, participation tends toward logarithmic. So say regular 1000 viewers, 100 will be regularly in chyat, and 10 will be regular donators. Things get fucky when they get parasocial, but Ralph just doesn't have the numbers...

 

[Gator_Aids]

By the time Xander and Rozy are in middle and high school when they'd really be looking that shit up "internet blood sports" and the Killstream will be totally lost to time. Ralph is already an obscure has been who struggles to break 300 viewers live. No one in 2035 outside of people who were on Kiwifarms right here right now will remember who Ralph (who died years previously of a stroke) was.

Kids can be very resourceful when it comes to bullying, we found out back in the day that one of our teachers was in some obscure porno mag that she surely thought was lost to time. That mag was about 20 years old if i remember correctly and patient zero was one of the parents, that shit spread like wildfire once it started.

I think one thing we can agree is that those kids will have some really bad times, i'd argue Cozy Rozy has it worse with pedo mom and all that but Vickers clan and their dented antics aren't that far off when it comes to traumatizing kids.
Xanduh might not have Ralph there but he has older version of him showing the way of becoming a fat hollerin' dumbass on the internet.

Imagine being Xanduh or Michelle at a sleep over in middle or high school and one of the kids in their class’s parents is an alog.

The first classmate to pop open the Kiwi Farms will set off such a shitstorm there will be full on Board of Education meetings.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

What??? You're telling me the viewercount that was consistently sitting around 150 for nearly year year and then randomly spiked to around 300 for no discernible reason isn't true n' honest? That Ralph denying the link to buy Rumble viewers which was observed from his browsing history wasn't believable? (It still makes me giggle that one of his dents came in to bat for Ralph by saying that wasn't proof enough since there wasn't more Rumble bot URLs, therefore nawt treww, and Ralph immediately supported the stance.)

The real mystery continues to be how many real viewers Ralph actually has, but there's no real way to gauge that without making inferences. For example, just how much does Rumble itself inflate views? I have to assume there is some sort of algorithm on the platform that injects viewers onto every live stream, but the variables regarding that algorithm that are likely unobtainable.

The only other available correlations or trends that can be observed are related to da chatters. It's not particularly reasonable to assume that every viewer is also a chatter, but Ralph's situation isn't quite normal. One would imagine his 'community' is a light more tight-knit and consolidated. Now would I expect all of his viewers to be chatters? No, but I would expect a much higher percentage than typical. When @sufferhorse was keeping track of that, it was roughly around 10-20 chatters in any given stream.

Either way, I guess the mystery of how many fans there are of da KEELSTREAM will continue. It's extremely fortunate for Ralph that he always manages to run into one when they are an authority figure charged with making a decision over Ralph being a moron. Like that judge in Virginia or some shit. It's one of my favorite Ralphacopes.

If you look at his numbers, he's usually sitting at about 320-340 viewers. Discounting the bots I think that he is getting about 20-40 viewers on a regular stream, of which maybe 25% of that is Guntchat.

Now if he is pillstreaming he pulls in more viewers, during the 'Fuck Mersh Festival' I think he had about 200 viewers. However the majority of those are Farmers who are there just to rubberneck, you don't see any real increase in legitimate donations unless they are trying to goad the Pig.

He looks to have a core group of about 5-10 paypigs and the way he treats them means that he's going to burn those bridges sooner rather than later. These are indeed the last days of the rage Pig.

 

[Pale Empress]

He looks to have a core group of about 5-10 paypigs and the way he treats them means that he's going to burn those bridges sooner rather than later. These are indeed the last days of the rage Pig.

He knows this, which is why he's trying to pivot away into something new (according to him, he has several different appearances scheduled on shows that are totally unrelated to the sektur).

That's part of why he got his shit under control relatively quickly after this latest little meltdown. I think he's trying to find some new audience to court. Whether that means being second banana on somebody else's show, or something else, I get the feeling he knows his time is rapidly running out.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

He knows this, which is why he's trying to pivot away into something new (according to him, he has several different appearances scheduled on shows that are totally unrelated to the sektur).

That's part of why he got his shit under control relatively quickly after this latest little meltdown. I think he's trying to find some new audience to court. Whether that means being second banana on somebody else's show, or something else, I get the feeling he knows his time is rapidly running out.

That's really funny to me. Current year Ralph has negative charisma, there's no way he's ever going to attract a new audience. However it will be very, very funny to watch him try and fail.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Kids usually tend to go one of two ways with the influences in their life. Either they copy and submit to learned behaviour, or they completely 180 and sometimes to a ridiculous degree. Hence why so many of the hardcore ANTIFA goons had conservative parents or grew up in religious households.
Best case scenario, Xander looks around at the utter failures that are his grandfather, mother and sperm donor and becomes the most straight-edge God fearing honest man walking, a regular Oral Roberts among us.

The odds are not in his favor though tbh

Imagine being Xanduh or Michelle at a sleep over in middle or high school and one of the kids in their class’s parents is an alog.

The first classmate to pop open the Kiwi Farms will set off such a shitstorm there will be full on Board of Education meetings.

It really is some kind of boom or bust mentality, depends on who picks it up because nobody listens to little dickers but if little ralphamale jr starts talking about it....

Btw if any of you demented freaks were curious, my old teacher was 100% center fold spread eagle during some boat trip. It sparked an entire incident where people got fired, lawsuits were started. Made school really interesting that year and she actually had an mental breakdown and ended up going down the meth lane. It was tough, it was cooked my nigarettes.

Edit. This happened ~2004 and that mag was from early 90s.

Don't forget that Faith's big arse made Ralph's "8 inch dick" look like it was 4 inches.

Imagine looking so small even when compared to peak Harris family genetics, 1700s caribbean pirates who walked the plank met more curves than that wonky ass West Memphis wigger Ralph while putting his hoofs on Pantsu.

 

[HackerX]

I think he's trying to find some new audience to court. Whether that means being second banana on somebody else's show, or something else, I get the feeling he knows his time is rapidly running out.

While I believe this is true, I can't really envision any scenario where this works out. Ralph is too boring and apathetic to garner interest whether he's solo or piggybacking off of someone else, regardless whether he pivots content or not. Plus Ralph is a BPD woman. He's either booming with manic, drug fueled energy or he's bored out of his mind and scrolling on his phone. There's no in between with this woman so it'll only be a matter of time until Ralph does Ralph things if/when he becomes the new Gator for someone else. Then you have to consider what kind of income he could even expect if he's larping as Gator for someone with 2k YouTube subscribers. Probably not much.

It's not like he has any 'content creation' skills either. He sucks at everything digital and can barely manage to set up meetings with guests or join other streams as a guest. FFS, his overlay hasn't changed in God knows how long because he ran off the person who did that for him. Then you have to consider he has no network. Who's the 'most famous' person that even communicates with him at this point? I literally don't know. Styx? Yeesh.

 

[Um...]

he's trying to pivot away into something new (according to him, he has several different appearances scheduled on shows that are totally unrelated to the sektur).

I think he's trying to find some new audience to court.

Here’s the other show he has booked (besides the new collab with Colonel Kurtz, who seems to have adopted Ralphie like a lost little puppy)

TheVikkiVerse. 1.2K twitter followers. He’s really hitting the Big Time with the new ‘connections’ he’s been making. Ralphie’s going for that middle-aged woman audience that tunes in to hear all the latest ComicsGate gossip and happenings. Here’s her channel

All ComicsGate all the time. She does refer to Ethan Ralph briefly and quite disrespectfully in her latest video. So if you’re really into those ComicsGate characters, be sure to tune into Ethan Ralph on her upcoming show!

Then of course there’s ‘Colonel Kurtz’ and the new show she’s collabing on with Ralphie.

She’s all about Pop Culture, Politics (centrist-libertarian) and all the latest gossip on BALDONI vs BLAKE LIVELY, DeppVHeard and … Marilyn Manson. All things she plans on discussing with Ethan Ralph. She’s probably buddies with @TheVikkiVerse. Ralphie running to the ladies to rescue him and his dying shoah.

 

[HackerX]

Here’s the other show he has booked (besides the new collab with Colonel Kurtz, who seems to have adopted Ralphie like a lost little puppy)
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TheVikkiVerse. 1.2K twitter followers. He’s really hitting the Big Time with the new ‘connections’ he’s been making. Ralphie’s going for that middle-aged woman audience that tunes in to hear all the ComicsGate gossip and happenings. Here’s her channel
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All ComicsGate all the time. She does refer to Ethan Ralph briefly and quite disrespectfully in her latest video. So if you’re really into those ComicsGate characters, be sure to tune into Ethan Ralph on her upcoming show!

Two comments:

1) She seems to be doing better than Gator. That's not saying much, but just LOL.

2) I'm curious if Ralph has a specific motive by trying to latch onto middle-aged women. MerrieJane, Colonel Kurtz, now this person. It could be as simple as Ralph seeing them as kindred spirits since he's a BPD woman, but it would shock me if he's grasping at the idea that they'd be desperate enough to let Ralph move in with them.

 

[Um...]

I'm curious if Ralph has a specific motive by trying to latch onto middle-aged women

No one else wants him? That and he’s desperate for a mommy figure in his life, someone to soothe his hurt feeelings and tell him what a good boy he is.

(And this too- Ralph seeing them as kindred spirits since he's a BPD woman)

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Guarantee he's already leaving drunk voicemails to whoever this Vicki retard is that he's in love with her and they should move in together