🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Die For Me! said:
Ralph was filmed leaving a store to obtain more cigarettes. While exiting the establishment, Ralph hoists his pants back up from the behind, an indication that Ralph is too poor to even afford a belt:
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I don't know how he does it, but Ralph is funny just walking and doing nothing in particular. I laughed at that clip of him exiting the establishment.
 
SargonF00t said:
I don't know how he does it, but Ralph is funny just walking and doing nothing in particular. I laughed at that clip of him exiting the establishment.
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It's because Ralph is built like a potato on sticks. He's what I imagine it would look like if a Jim Henson muppet suddenly got FNAF'd and started walking around on it's own. He's 40 years old, out of shape, bad diet and still has a busted hip from that car wreck, so you'd never know if he was sober or not cause he walks all fucked up either way. It really is a sight to behold, this dumpy potato hogman, limping around gunt leading the charge.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
That’s just Ralph without filters.
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Left is edited ralph, right is ralph live without filters or editing. You can see on the left where he’s sliced off part of his face. He’s so bad at this it’s entertaining.
GaryGray said:
he is scared to stream without an anti-fat filter.
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It’s this.
 
Obscura539 said:
It’s kind of insane to think there’s a few people beat him up. Who could strike at such a pathetic creature? He’s so small and frail looking. Ralph looks so unbelievably weak. Those prostitutes must have thought he was dying of some weird gringo disease and just needed the company.
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It certainly helps when Ralph instigates it every single time. He exudes the most pure "please bully me" energy imaginable.
 
Obscura539 said:
It’s kind of insane to think there’s a few people beat him up. Who could strike at such a pathetic creature? He’s so small and frail looking. Ralph looks so unbelievably weak. Those prostitutes must have thought he was dying of some weird gringo disease and just needed the company.
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Not to Sound like a bully, but Ralph really seems like the kind of guy who's just fun to beat up.
 
Found a longer version of the outside clip. I love the look of contempt the bouncer treats Ralph with as he makes him go around and show his id again



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Belligerent Salmon said:
Found a longer version of the outside clip. I love the look of contempt the bouncer treats Ralph with as he makes him go around and show his id again

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That’s such a great moment, the bouncer giving ralphie the ‘pipe down, junior. Wait until you are called’ finger.

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Here he is waiting to talk to the bouncer, looking like someone’s peepaw waiting to get into Bingo night.

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Bouncer’s like wtf is this? Seriously?? Total disdain.

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Listens politely as ralphie shoots his shot, trying not to stare at his massive protruding gut.

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And then… the finger. Do not pass go. Now get to the back of the line, fatty.

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ralphie meekly obeys the command and wobbles to the end of the line, with his little white crocs and his little purse and all three of his chins. What a RALPHAMALE.
 
What is this? His shirt is hanging a foot…off his back? He must have a human’s large he doesn’t need a pillow. I’ve never seen a guy with ankles thicker than his legs before.

He is a medical marvel.
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Bouncer made grandma pull out her ID from her purse. Lol.

Every new photo of his body is another mystery. Why does his body look like an old bag of potatoes?
 
Remember Ralph does not have a drivers license or a federal ID. His only ID is his gimp passport card that lets him travel around the States, Canada, and Mexico. The bouncer knows anyone who only has that as an ID is likely to cause problems because who outside of NYC or LA doesn't have a valid drivers license.
Also Ralph has the fashion of a 65 year old Alzheimer's patient. Between his lack of ability to get in line, fashion, ID, and stench the bouncer probably thinks he is homeless.
 
For being on the farms, you guys are poor farmers.
You need to rotate your crops and you need to give time to the soil to recover, before you start to harvest it again.

What I mean by that, is that I truly, from the bottom of my nigger hating heart, wish for Ralph to have a year of recovery, with some wins here and there. I hope his latest endeavour pans out.

Watching a sad old man sleep on camera ain't fun. He has no true fight left in him, he's the human equivalent of discarded cum rag.
Let him taste some success again, let him fatten up again, let him spend more money on spilt liquor then his new crocks.
I want my piggy back, I miss my piggy 😔
 
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