drammamean
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Then why not, I know this sounds crazy but hear me out, remove the goal overlay?
🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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Then why not, I know this sounds crazy but hear me out, remove the goal overlay?
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Saying Bibble was the best Killstream co-host might be the most deranged statement ever made, only Pershit was a bigger charisma vacuum.
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Da gaylogs will make fun of him because of the obvious implications. Da goal serves no other purpose. It's hard to argue if it any draws in any legitimate donations on its own. Especially when Ralph can't be bothered to fulfill any of the random obligations he proposes if he hits da goal. Unironically, the only thing da goal does is indicate Ralph is tapping out and done for the day since he seemingly always gets 30%+ of da goal within the last hour.
We know the last hour mega donos are fake, I'd kill to see how many donos in the first 7 hours are as well. I deeply suspect Ralph habitually injects a $5 fake dono here and there. Whenever the stream is particularly dead and he hasn't gotten any donations for an hour or so, with the hopes it'll spark some real donos.
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Ethan Ralph was not high on pills yesterday, he was just having side effects from the Mexican medication that he had prescribed due to the pain in his leg becoming unbearable:
"I need a knee surgery, actually, I don't even know what the fucks wrong with it" (0:10)
Ralph has famously bashed the same knee twice now this year, once during a seizure in Colombia, and the next one during his short visit in Nashville, Tennessee. The medication Ralph was prescribed is obviously a pain reliever / opiate. What exactly happened to make the pain in said knee totally unbearable in such a short amount of time is unknown, but it appears we have entered the Purple Opiate Addict Era. The last recorded time Ralph was on opiates was September of last year when he broke his hip, and potentially the broadcasts following his broken arm announcement in October of the same year.
The excruciating pain Ralph is currently going through is clear as day
"I need a knee surgery, actually, I don't even know what the fucks wrong with it" (0:10)
Ralph has famously bashed the same knee twice now this year, once during a seizure in Colombia, and the next one during his short visit in Nashville, Tennessee. The medication Ralph was prescribed is obviously a pain reliever / opiate. What exactly happened to make the pain in said knee totally unbearable in such a short amount of time is unknown, but it appears we have entered the Purple Opiate Addict Era. The last recorded time Ralph was on opiates was September of last year when he broke his hip, and potentially the broadcasts following his broken arm announcement in October of the same year.
The excruciating pain Ralph is currently going through is clear as day
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I don't think he had surgery and got opiates because he's broke. He's just acting like any other time he's on a bunch of xanax. Also opiates tend to make you pale not red. Alcohol will make you red though.
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I think Ralph really thought between DaggerPus’s apartment and his “Pilot” in TN that all his problems were going to be solved. As a result he burned through any credit and money he did have to fund these trips because he thought they would pay off and solve looming problems. So he burned up all that money traveling and has bupkis to show for it.
He spent money he didn’t have (or used what minuscule credit he could access) on trips last month and now he’s in the hole and now has a sick cat, weekly child support and back payments. He was probably assuming he’d be spending Xmas, or 2026, in Florida or grandpa’s house in Arkansas.
Opiates are not as easy to obtain as Xanax. Ralph is just doing is usual Xanax and booze routine.
Crab Battle
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Everything Ralph does is a product of a gambling addiction where he gambles on his own life and in the abstract that's very funny
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May be better for his health but I disagree when he's fucked up on stream it's one of the few times he actually gets real donos to make money
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Yeah it's also very funny not in the abstract
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You make a good point, it's the only time he has an income. Kind of a catch22 really. When he's fucked up he violates court orders. It's his favorite thing to do!
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I’ve actually wondered about his real gambling habit. When Ralph was flush he loved gambling, couldn’t get enough of Vegas and apps. Was betting on Japanese women’s tennis on apps at 4 am while in Vegas.
Like with most banks, and forms of credit, I figure he burned through lots of the major gambling apps that enticed him with $500 sign up bonus. He might be too lazy and dumb to use the shady crypto gambling sites.
Still I’d have to imagine Ralph still occasionally tries to gamble money he doesn’t have to solve all his financial woes.
What did Ralph used to say about the value of liquor spilt on his shoes? I’d bet he dreams of having just 1/8 of what he lost gambling like a retard in 2021.
ihaveelbows
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the best thing this piggy can hope for is a painless OD
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Life as an alcoholic is rough, hurt elbows and knees are a sign of an addiction so bad you pass out and hurt them falling down. "Don't ask me how I know!"
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Doesn't help that his body is, both literally and figuratively, proportionately more pig than man.
mastercthulhu
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piggy sperged out hard at ian carrol trying to be nikks attack dog claiming hes the ultimate white supremist real good seethe screaming and freaking out, and at 4:52 mark he spergs on dikk masterson for 30 min threating him cause he said ralph was "like cnn or fox news" in passing to vito hes totally cracking under the vickers pressure and he wants to get noticed for his candace takes and isnt lol
mastercthulhu
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kino junkie display. he actually released it to prove he wasnt fuked up ralphs brain is really busted
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While dancing to an AI generated song about Randbot, Ralph dropped a glass bottle onto the floor and revealed his ass crack while picking up the glass
ralphabutt (1:05)
The bits of Ralphs crack that were flashed are incredibly red and irritated, probably from not wiping properly. There is also no visible underwear waistband, meaning Ralph is still refusing to wear underwear like he admitted to doing 4 years ago.
He also cut himself on accident
ralphabutt (1:05)
The bits of Ralphs crack that were flashed are incredibly red and irritated, probably from not wiping properly. There is also no visible underwear waistband, meaning Ralph is still refusing to wear underwear like he admitted to doing 4 years ago.
He also cut himself on accident
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Turns out Piggy is a soothsayer. On Wednesday the goal was $250 and he made $258 - streak saved.
He then must've had a vision, 200 pigs, each weighing 200 kg, eating 200 pieces of shit. He correctly deciphered the ominous signs and set the goal to only $200. A smart move! Hadn't he done this, the streak would've ended, $50 short.
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Saved by anonymous donors at the end yet again. Plus his new mega whale Russian Oligarch that gives $50/$100 donos while saying nothing and also does not participate in chat.
What I don't get Ralph, is since you always hit the goal with very real donations from loyal fans, why don't you raise it to 500? 1000? 1,000,000? You could be pretending to make so much more!
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He has no ass. God just stapled he ass to his gunt and called it a day.