šŸ· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Rage Pig said:
What happened to Jdanksrespecter, the whale who saved hundreds of goals before, in exactly the same manner?
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A few possible reasons IMO.

1) Previous fake dono script writer quit and Ralph onboarded someone new. Potentially onboarded himself? The reason I say scriptwriter is because I don't think fake donos can be generated outside of the Ralphapowerchat account, and there's no way he's giving anyone else access for any reason.

2) Ralph is getting lazy and simply going one step above "This is a fake donation."

3) ( :optimistic:) Jdanksrespecter is totally real and has been sending Ralph $500+ for the last few years, but has stopped watching Ralph. (:optimistic:)
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
All rumble donations are real, all powerchat donations are fraudulent.
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To give Ralph some benefit of the doubt, I wouldn't necessarily say all powerchat donos are fake. Anything above $20 is for sure, but everything above $5 deserves scrutiny.
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
He supports them when they're good and forgets about them when they're not.
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TBF, the team not being good may not be the reason he forgets them. Could be from da pills and da booze.

But in all reality, Ralph is not a fan of any sport or team. The closest is wrasslin', and that's sports entertainment, which I don't think Ralph cares all that much about either. He strikes me as someone who was a fan during the attitude era, but more or less wants people to believe he's also a huge fan of southern wrassle wrassle in the 80s. The one thing I'll admit that puts a tally on him being an actual wrassle wrassle fan is he was wearing an NJPW shirt in the late 2010s. Ofc, that was also when NJPW was at it's fad peak, but thems the breaks.
 
W@rui said:
SUFFAH RALPH! :story:

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Mussoliniā€™s Merkin said:
I used to be of the mind that jdanksrespector was entirely made up, however, I have been him talking in chat at least once.
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I thought so too, until I saw some rando Jdanksrespecter parody account post on Xitter. For all I know, it could have been the same person since I'm not sure what's the purpose of a parody account for a person that I've only seen in reference to Ralph donos. Who knows though. I don't follow da Sektur that closely.

Now does that mean I think this person has bankrolled Ralph for the last few years? LOLNO. I'll admit that retards with a lot of money who throw it at weird parasocial relationships exist, but to think this specific person:

- Exists
- Enjoys the KEELSTREAM
- Consistently donates $500+ dollars weekly to Ralph
- Extremely seldomly publically interacts with Ralph

It's simply too much to be true. The same person that would do that would also be an Analwulf-tier buttbuddy of annoying. The same person would also be a complete contradiction of Ralph's entire fanbase since it'd mean they're not a sub-80 IQ retard on welfare, and likely not a lonely middle-aged woman. The same person would also have to have continued watching Ralph for years, when even his most arduent fans stopped a while ago.

Though I'll always, always appreciate Ralph's obvious larp. Both, da streak saving donos and Ralph's indifference to totally legitimate and reals donos that he barely bothers to acknowledge. If he bothers at all. Da goal and da streak larps are the only remotely interesting things about him when he's not sloshed. Watching da goal be miraculously saved every single time by relatively massive donations when Ralph wants to end da stream is the only thing to look forward to.
 
JAKL II said:
The Kansas City Chiefs have been ELIMINATED from the Playoffs. Expect Ralph to say nothing about football until the Oklahoma/Alabama game this week since its College Playoff time and his bandwagon team backed into the playoffs and nothing about the NFL until the Bills lose in the playoffs.
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To make matters worse, Mahomes is hurt.

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When ralph renounced his american citizenship he renounced his affinity for American football.

HES MEXICAN
HE LOVES FUTBOL
ITS NOT SOCCER
 
unironicjudiaism said:
When ralph renounced his american citizenship he renounced his affinity for American football.

HES MEXICAN
HE LOVES FUTBOL
ITS NOT SOCCER
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Personally, I choose to believe there's a Mexican dude (or perhaps a Mexican dyke if they're trying to match the photo) roaming around the US with Ralph's passport. That's the only American Ralph I acknowledge. The ebullient host of the illustrious KEELSTREAM is just some pathetic and broke Mexican.
 
sufferhorse said:
did he do anything of note last night? other than confirm that he is basically using Grok to kill his cats...
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He named it KILLSTREAM PRIME, haven't seen that before. What's PRIME about it? No idea, didn't watch more than 30 seconds to confirm that there was no donation bar or goal. Only 4 hours long. I guess streaming for 10 hours making around $100 non-faked is to depressing, even for broke ass pigga.
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
:diddler: What's prime about it is my mom fucked niggers if you wanna know the truth about it.

Ralph you're never getting back to 2018 Killstream levels. You're gonna die alone and catless in Mexico, bish.
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Funny how he made so much fun of Tonka for dead air and xannieberries, when da KEELSTREAM is 90% dead air (if you ignore whichever co-host he's restreaming) and Ralph will literally go into seizure if he doesn't overdose on typical xanny usage. It still boggles my mind that during the 5 day disaster foray that was the Rome trip, Ralph had to hunt down a xanny prescription so he wouldn't die from withdrawal. All before he was he was living alone and destitute in Mexico so I'm sure he hasn't increased his daily dosage or anything like that since then. Unless you account for da taperin', but he's been doing that for years.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Donā€™t forget he had a seizure in Colombia and almost ODā€™d at Jujuā€™s. Oh and that time he had a heart attack in Vegas. Maybe his cats dying is a good thing just so they donā€™t consume his corpse when he inevitably keels over.
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I can't imagine that consuming Ralph is healthy for those poor cats.
 
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