🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Ralph is looking rough, I'm getting Sid Haig vibes.
images (2) (18).jpeg
 
Sock Cucker said:
The charges list his gender as UNKNOWN.
What if the indecent exposure was taking his shirt off- the cops saw his moobs and didn't know WTF sex he is, so charged him with that to be on the safe side, lol.
Click to expand...
His penis is so small they probably didn't even see it. Considering he's a tiny fat little midget, they may have thought he was a pooner.
 
Preacher ✝ said:
This is a crazy year for cows fighting the law.

Boss - Arrested (out)
Digibro - Arrested
Styx - On the Run
Ralph - Arrested

who else? I feel like I'm forgetting someone.
Click to expand...
Daniel Larson - found (just barely) fit to stand trial
Shanny4Christ - 302'ed and spent 2 months in the nuthouse
 
Last edited:
AnOminous said:
His penis is so small they probably didn't even see it. Considering he's a tiny fat little midget, they may have thought he was a pooner.
Click to expand...
Honestly I thought his pants fell down again like when he fought that one guy.. the guy that’s good friends/roommates with May’s ex- the pedo brony creeps?

Anyways I suspect he was fucking off in a really retarded fashion and his pants fell off his flat ass when The Gunt ™️ could no longer keep them up.

This is my canon and I refuse to believe otherwise- he was just pig raging and his pants fell down making him look even more like the buffoon he is and everyone was so disgusted they charged him.

Edit: digibro! That’s May’s ex’s moniker. I wouldn’t have remembered but he’s featured for being arrested like a scumbag to lmfaooooo
Still can’t remember the fat fuck that fought with Ethan tho.

Edit, part 2: Riley!! Someone’s kind enough to remind me, shoutout @REGENDarysamurai
 
Last edited:
TAKE THAT NULL! NOT ONLY DID THE RALPHAMALE GET TO HAVE DRUGGED OUT SEX WITH AN INTERRACIAL PORN STAR HE ALSO GOT PICKED UP FOR PARTYING TOO HARD! WHAT YOU GOT HUH!? DIGNITY? SELF RESPECT? A FINE ASSORTMENT OF CHEESES? BET YOUR DICK DON'T EVEN BURN WHEN YOU PISS!
 
Impact of Felon Status (Repeater Statute): Because the individual is a previously convicted felon (even from out-of-state), they may be classified as a "repeater" under Wisconsin law (Wis. Stat. 939.62). This can significantly increase the maximum penalty for misdemeanor charges, turning 90-day misdemeanor charges into potential prison sentences (sometimes up to 2 years or more depending on the felony classification).
I'm not a lawyer, not sure if Ralph would qualify with things as they stand now, but if he gets domestics added to it... WHOA BUDDY.
 
Belligerent Salmon said:
It says Ralph is 5'10". Another Ralphamale W!
Click to expand...
The police did not measure Ralph. This is very irresponsible and I will be calling to complain.

Most of the time the police just ask you or take it off of your license.

It also says Ralph is 245 lbs. It would be hysterical if they weighed the piggy, making him shuffle onto a freight scale, but there is no way they did this. So either it says 245lbs on his license or he made that up. If he made it up on the spot then that means he’s over 300 lbs.

The good news is that I was able to check the index and it appears we’ve tipped the scales and it’s reading that we are absolutely back.
 
So basically she wouldn’t suck his Memphis Micro so he started hollerin’ n sheet and smashed the place up.

When the police got there he was in full rage pig mode and his baby corn pepper was hanging out.
 
Doug S said:
The police did not measure Ralph. This is very irresponsible and I will be calling to complain.

Most of the time the police just ask you or take it off of your license.

It also says Ralph is 245 lbs. It would be hysterical if they weighed the piggy, making him shuffle onto a freight scale, but there is no way they did this. So either it says 245lbs on his license or he made that up. If he made it up on the spot then that means he’s over 300 lbs.

The good news is that I was able to check the index and it appears we’ve tipped the scales and it’s reading that we are absolutely back.
Click to expand...
They probably just looked at his driver's license which says his self-declared 5'10".
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom