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Here's the full voicemail recording; I cut out the part where he almost doxes Harry's phone number.

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Harry.......... this is your, am I still your son-in-law? That's crazy. Look, I'm calling in because I have an absolute gold mine. Mind? Gold mine? Gold mine and gold mind. Just absolute blonde bombshell. You know how it goes on my hands here. And I'm trying to marry her this weekend.

And so you and they say the horse. I don't say that. Of course, I always thought your daughter was so beautiful. I'm sure she's so beautiful right now. Let's just sign it over. You already stole my daughter, your granddaughter, you have her, whatever.

You already took that. Can you just like, can we just get the papers done? Where do I need to fly into America this week to get the papers done, to get this? Harry, listen, man, when you, when you go up inside this, wow, they took all this shit. It's the tightest you can imagine. Trust me.

Look, let's just put all this to the side. Let's let bygones be bygones and let me get up in here. Let me lock it down. And so, you know, if there's any other problems, I don't have to say, but I'm sure we can make it right. I'm sure we can do it and make it absolutely fucking kingpin. Spectacular.

I love Rosie, whatever you guys are calling her now. I don't know. Did you name her after the Buffalo Bills?

Whatever the, whatever you guys did, we'll, we'll figure it out. It doesn't matter, but I want that porn star pussy and I want it locked and loaded and I want it tied to me. So let's just make it happen. I appreciate you. And I guess that's about it. Big dog. Thank you. [PRESSES ONE]

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Harry.......... this is your, am I still your son-in-law? That's crazy. Look, I'm calling in because I have an absolute gold mine. Mind? Gold mine? Gold mine and gold mine. Just absolute blonde bombshell. You know how it goes on my hands here. And I'm trying to marry her this weekend.

And so you and they say the horse. I don't say that. Of course, I always thought your daughter was so beautiful. I'm sure she's so beautiful right now. Let's just sign it over. You already stole my daughter, your granddaughter, you have her, whatever.
Ralph needs to slow down on the Xanax. His frontal cortex is shot with more holes than Cracket's. Absolutely no inhibition from thought to speech happens in his mind.
 
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Sleepy time.

 

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Ralph is so stupid. Even if Meigh signs the papers today, the divorce won’t be final immediately. He can't (legally) marry the whore this weekend.

As much as Harry would like his family to be shot of Ralph, I think Harry would rather make him squirm.
 
Ralph just left the loveliest voice message to Harry Morris, asking for permission to divorce his daughter and GET THAT PORN STAR PUSSY! The man is truly a romantic.
Imagine being such a degenerate that you think the girl who’s had hundreds of BBCs and eaten dozens of black assholes is some kind of prize.

Only his few remaining loser fans envy this complete waste of life.
 
Guess Ralph couldn't let Hambly creep up on his lolcow of the year run. "Listen Harry! I fucked your daughter's horse pussy, but Scarlett got that tight pussy and that loose asshole! We have random little truffle hunts every day Harry, that's how I know we're soulmates bish!"
 
Here's the full voicemail recording; I cut out the part where he almost doxes Harry's phone number.

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He asked his ex father-in-law if they renamed his daughter after the Buffalo Bills.

@Trombonista is a Bills fan.

I get the sense Harry and May liking the Bills is the only thing Ralph knows about either of them. It's the only things he really absorbed when he got to know them.
 
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