🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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HomosexualCheezeMaker said:
I was wondering what would happen to the killstream when Ralph finally dies
It would probably go to his son which would be then sold at 5x its value to an A-log

But the show must go on!
The people need it!
So here's my suggestion to support the man who put Kiwi farms on the map

Collect whatever goo is left and feed it to the best blue eyed, aryan, pure breed pig to give his tortured soul a 2nd chance at life in a body he can truly be himself in and stream it

All Money goes straight to Josh's pockets because fuck them keeds
It's what Ralph would have wanted

He can hoala and mud wrestle on Farmer Moons pig pen till Jim finally takes his last smoke break and Ralph finally can move on in peace
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Why? The Killstream is effectively dead and outside of a few hundred bots no one really cares. The day the Gunt goes to the great mud pen in the sky all that should be done is a eulogy to him is written on this thread and his threads locked.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I think Null should at least claim the body. They’re ham and cheese and it would be appropriate
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Ralph should probably cross his fingers that Null does because no one else will, and it's not like you'd imagine he'd be disrespectful to Ralph's corpse. The real question is what Null would do with the body. Our options are:

Option 1: Burial
- Least likely IMO due to cost and the logistics generally being a pain in the ass.

Option 2: Coffee can cremation
- Most likely IMO

- Null could play a really funny joke by tricking someone to drink Ralph and proceed to become possessed by Ralph. I've seen enough media to be confident that it'll work.

- In the off chance Null comes across Sandra's coffee can, he could either have someone become possessed by Sandra, or mix Sandra and Ralph together. Proceeding to have someone drink them and become an unholy abomination known as Seethan.

-- Discovering Sandra is fairly unlikely though. I'm pretty sure her coffee can was probably auctioned off from a storage container Ralph stopped paying for years ago.

Option 3: Taxidermy for display
- My personal favorite. However, I'll admit it'd be kinda difficult to explain the presence of a stuffed, 5'1, weird looking lesbian with hat, to the prospective fat women he invites over.

- This one is also probably the most difficult since I imagine Null would have to find a black market taxidermist to do it. Plus, it's highly contingent on Ralph's body being discovered before congealing into his chair, ala Ronnie.

On the flip side though, Option 2 and 3 are both really good show pieces to people aware of da Sektur, and would serve as fantastic items in the backdrop of streams if he ever decides to use a webcam.
 
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Do like the Romance of Three Kingdoms says they did with Dong Zhuo: Stick a wick in his carcass, light it up, let him burn on his own fat. Probably keeps lit up for a whole week.
 
HackerX said:
Ralph should probably cross his fingers that Null does because no one else will, and it's not like your imagine would be disrespectful to Ralph's corpse. The real question is what Null would do with the body. Our options are:

Option 1: Burial
- Least likely IMO due to cost and the logistics generally being a pain in the ass.

Option 2: Coffee can cremation
- Most likely IMO

- Null could play a really funny joke by tricking someone to drink Ralph and proceed to become possessed by Ralph. I've seen enough media to be confident that it'll work.

- In the off chance Null comes across Sandra's coffee can, he could either have someone become possessed by Sandra, or mix Sandra and Ralph together. Proceeding to have someone drink them and become an unholy abomination known as Seethan.

-- Discovering Sandra is fairly unlikely though. I'm pretty sure her coffee can was probably auctioned off from a storage container Ralph stopped paying for years ago.

Option 3: Taxidermy for display
- My personal favorite. However, I'll admit it'd be kinda difficult to explain the presence of a stuffed, 5'1, weird looking lesbian with hat, to the prospective fat women he invites over.

- This one is also probably the most difficult since I imagine Null would have to find a black market taxidermist to do it. Plus, it's highly contingent on Ralph's body being discovered before congealing into his chair, ala Ronnie.

On the flip side though, Option 2 and 3 are both really good show pieces to people aware of da Sektur, and would serve as fantastic items in the backdrop of streams if he ever decides to use a webcam.
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At least some of the ashes need to be sprinkled across Jim’s driveway so Ralph will be forever immortalized as the biggest loser of The Battle of Jim’s Driveway™️.
 
Since Colonel J is showing his reaction to Chrissy Mayr, does anyone have a link to or the video where he lost his shit and chimped out mightily on Chrissy thinking that the joke she was laughing at was her laughing at Sandra and later on his stream where he screamed so,much he looked like he was out of it for a few minutes?

IIRC this was after he’d spent the day in DC then drove home “drunk but not DRUNK”. But not the trip to,DV where he doxxed Pantsu’s credit card by covering he mouth so you couldn’t see his lips. I’ve but forgot that he had the sound on and he kept yelling at his chat who were trying to tell him he had the sound on.
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
does anyone have a link to or the video where he lost his shit and chimped out mightily on Chrissy thinking that the joke she was laughing at was her laughing at Sandra
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You are referring to the legendary superchat from my nigga @Keranu back in May 2022.

Cucktry Roads

🔗 Crossover Thread 'Ethan Ralph vs Chrissie Mayr and Brittany Venti'

Ralph is currently burning the bridge with Chrissie Mayr live on her show due to a superchat about the infamous hot mic morning(Below). More details once we have them. We know he's going to continue raging about this for years.

The infamous steam:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zDE_5EpR2Tw
The offending Superberry:
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Clip of the bridge arson:

chris2.mp4

Clip of the hot mic people referenced:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ovmI8ba3mPg
Tweet Ralph retweeted after the show:
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Ralph's Response:
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Gunt stream after to burn the bridge further...
Reactions:Winner x 28 Informative x 9 Like x 15 Semper Fidelis x 1 Feels x 1 Lunacy x 1 Thunk-Provoking x 1 Autistic x 1

ETA: I've trimmed out the specific part where Chrissy laughs and the immediate aftermath. It was obvious she was laughing at the absurdity of the idea that somebody would tell their dying mom to find her own way to her dialysis appointment on a boiling hot day, but she had no idea it actually happened. Ralph being Ralph took it as a personal insult because he can't stand for the world to know just how poorly he treated his mother in her final days. The chimpout was absolute kino to witness in real time. :story:

"Unguarded moments with your family" became a meme in Da Sektur for a while because it's just such a hilarious euphemism for what actually happened.
 
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Hillary Clinton's Ass said:
I'll be willing to give money to a crowdfund dedicated to this one.
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Not only should he be stuffed but we have the technology now to use AI to keep him doing the killstream. Okay we already could do that by propping his corpse up in a chair and play Tucker Carlson clips, but now we can have a new weekly MATI section where Null cuts to Ralph and throws handfuls of pills at him just to keep annoying that one guy who always chimes in about how he hates Ralph sections
 
HackerX said:
Ralph should probably cross his fingers that Null does because no one else will, and it's not like your imagine would be disrespectful to Ralph's corpse. The real question is what Null would do with the body. Our options are:

Option 1: Burial
- Least likely IMO due to cost and the logistics generally being a pain in the ass.

Option 2: Coffee can cremation
- Most likely IMO

- Null could play a really funny joke by tricking someone to drink Ralph and proceed to become possessed by Ralph. I've seen enough media to be confident that it'll work.

- In the off chance Null comes across Sandra's coffee can, he could either have someone become possessed by Sandra, or mix Sandra and Ralph together. Proceeding to have someone drink them and become an unholy abomination known as Seethan.

-- Discovering Sandra is fairly unlikely though. I'm pretty sure her coffee can was probably auctioned off from a storage container Ralph stopped paying for years ago.

Option 3: Taxidermy for display
- My personal favorite. However, I'll admit it'd be kinda difficult to explain the presence of a stuffed, 5'1, weird looking lesbian with hat, to the prospective fat women he invites over.

- This one is also probably the most difficult since I imagine Null would have to find a black market taxidermist to do it. Plus, it's highly contingent on Ralph's body being discovered before congealing into his chair, ala Ronnie.

On the flip side though, Option 2 and 3 are both really good show pieces to people aware of da Sektur, and would serve as fantastic items in the backdrop of streams if he ever decides to use a webcam.
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Null should bury the body and charge people to spit (or other) on it. Ralph’s kids get in for free and Matthew Vickers has to pay double.
 
HackerX said:
Ralph should probably cross his fingers that Null does because no one else will, and it's not like your imagine would be disrespectful to Ralph's corpse. The real question is what Null would do with the body. Our options are:

Option 1: Burial
- Least likely IMO due to cost and the logistics generally being a pain in the ass.

Option 2: Coffee can cremation
- Most likely IMO

- Null could play a really funny joke by tricking someone to drink Ralph and proceed to become possessed by Ralph. I've seen enough media to be confident that it'll work.

- In the off chance Null comes across Sandra's coffee can, he could either have someone become possessed by Sandra, or mix Sandra and Ralph together. Proceeding to have someone drink them and become an unholy abomination known as Seethan.

-- Discovering Sandra is fairly unlikely though. I'm pretty sure her coffee can was probably auctioned off from a storage container Ralph stopped paying for years ago.

Option 3: Taxidermy for display
- My personal favorite. However, I'll admit it'd be kinda difficult to explain the presence of a stuffed, 5'1, weird looking lesbian with hat, to the prospective fat women he invites over.

- This one is also probably the most difficult since I imagine Null would have to find a black market taxidermist to do it. Plus, it's highly contingent on Ralph's body being discovered before congealing into his chair, ala Ronnie.

On the flip side though, Option 2 and 3 are both really good show pieces to people aware of da Sektur, and would serve as fantastic items in the backdrop of streams if he ever decides to use a webcam.
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Option 4: Pickle him!

-Extremely expensive and might not work

-Ralph is already partially embalmed so that's a good start

-Null gets to keep Ralph in a giant tube in his garage

-As with Taxidermy, a pickled Ralph can be livestreamed on the Killstream 24/7 and the show would barely change
 
So Piggy's still live on twitter despite ending the stream on Rumble over 3 hours ago. He'll probably realise only when he sees this post.

He's also deleted the stream VOD off SekturVision. Not sure why, he wasn't overly inebriated (despite leaving the twitter stream running) nor did he do anything particularly egregious that I saw when I flicked through the stream to see if Scarlett called in. If someone wouldn't mind archiving the Rumble VOD anyway just in case that'd be awesome (I'm away from my PC for the next 4ish hours otherwise I would right now, but if it's still up when I get back on my PC I will)

Stream

SD

Low quality
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
nor did he do anything particularly egregious
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Didn't watch much, just looked for the fake dono that hits da goal. At around 5.59 he has reached/faked the bar to $140 of $250 goal. A $80 dono from a never before seen name comes in, bar goes to $220. Piggy starts a little piggy wiggle dance and fakes enthusiasm, realizes that his retard brain miscalculated and just adds the $80 again to reach $300. Streak saved!
 
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