🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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It's hard for me to care about Scarlett/Ralph fighting because it feels like "a work" most of the time and they get back together anyway (regardless of the reason why).
Just a great effort to spin their wheels.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
The offset between his twitter filtered profile pic and his fat bloated face is amazing in this video.
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The sad part is he's 100% applying a strong filter on his video too. Sound, video, and overall stream quality be damned, but by God we need to make sure there's a filter to disguise his atrocious, pigly face.

Though I always get a kick out of him when he's not wearing glasses. Granted, da gaylogs are gonna make fun of da sunglasses for all of the obvious reasons, but he's much sooooo much better off with them. Ralph was never an attractive dude, and outcome of Portugal 1 did such severe and noticable damage. To the point where his eyes look just plain fucked up and unironically pigly, to top it all off, he tends to take off the sunglasses when he's in the midst of gonzo journalism. Which somehow makes his eyes shrink in even more into his caved-in skull.

On another note that I meant to include in my previous post, I find it a testament to how irrelevant Ralph is that clips of him generally don't even originate from this thread anymore. They generally come from either Sektur-adjacent posts, or gaylogs like King Mersh, where they matriculate to Ralph's board. However, I guess quite a bit of more adhoc Ralphadiscussion takes place on Guntchat, but I'm a simple mobilefag who forgets such things exists 99% of the time.
Um... said:
Mersh: Ethan Ralph is ‘pretty much done with scarlett.’
He must not be familiar with Borderlines. Mersh, this is what they do. Constant drama, chaos, breaking up and getting back together, over and over. They thrive on it. They are nowhere close to ‘being done.’
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While I completely agree and assume it won't be over anytime soon, Ralph does seem to be pretty emotionally, mentally, physically exhausted with Scarlett. Now I'm willing to bet Ralph will flock right back over when he recharges a bit, but it feels like that period to recharge is taking longer than usual.
 
Um... said:
Mersh: Ethan Ralph is ‘pretty much done with scarlett.’
He must not be familiar with Borderlines. Mersh, this is what they do. Constant drama, chaos, breaking up and getting back together, over and over. They thrive on it. They are nowhere close to ‘being done.’
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One of these times it will actually be over, but it'll be impossible to predict when. And I bet it'll be over something that would be relatively innocuous to a normal person but will absolutely destroy Scar's drug frazzled schizo brain.
 
HackerX said:
On another note that I meant to include in my previous post, I find it a testament to how irrelevant Ralph is that clips of him generally don't even originate from this thread anymore. They generally come from either Sektur-adjacent posts, or gaylogs like King Mersh, where they matriculate to Ralph's board. However,
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Ralph's content is such a slog to go through. Just trying to find stuff to clip from just the mass of nontent is so boring, only people like Mersh, who needs content for his terrible show, bother.

Like at least Mersh gets enough money from it that he can afford his section 8 housing and broke down BMW. For your average, autistic kiwi farmer, it's not worth it.

Ralph is basically Blade, but no IRL streams, and during the sober arc. At least blade has his leaking stump.
 
I don't know who the fuck he thinks he is.
She's in charge, and they'll "break up" when she decides. Until then the pig is just gonna have to put up with whatever embarrassment she decides to dish out
 
justwantedtoread said:
One of these times it will actually be over, but it'll be impossible to predict when. And I bet it'll be over something that would be relatively innocuous to a normal person but will absolutely destroy Scar's drug frazzled schizo brain.
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In order for it to ever be "over", one of the two of them will have to completely cut off all forms of communication with the other...and I just don't see either one of them being able to do that, they're both so co-dependant.

Scarlett would still be playing this game with her ex, had he not drove her to her apartment in Wisconsin and dropped her ass there. She still talks about him, constantly. The only way I see them breaking up is if/when Scarlett finds another male victim to suck the life out of...but even then, Ralph is just as BPD crazy as she is and will obsess over, and try to destroy the life of whatever poor, unfortunate soul Scar drags into their mess.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
You could say he's going to have to Suffa
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There's the old Kinison bit where he explains being with some girl he fucked over a bunch of times and yet she forgave him.
He said what he didn't hear her say under her breath while she was in tears forgiving him is, don't go cause I haven't gotten you back yet.
Pig better watch his ass.
 
JustStopDude said:
Ralph's content is such a slog to go through. Just trying to find stuff to clip from just the mass of nontent is so boring, only people like Mersh, who needs content for his terrible show, bother.
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Agree, this was a pillstream where you can hear him preparing and sniffing drugs, have a fight with his porn star gf, bottles.wav and it's still low energy boring shit. Seen this a thousand times by now in much more entertaining form. It's just him fizzling out into obscurity in his self imposed exile.
 
She’s working with Gabe Hoffman to torture poor piggy for being a neo nazi and for all his misdeeds against women and children. That’s why she’ll never go to Mexico. She reels him in and then insults his manhood over and over until he explodes at which point she feeds him fake sympathy. Being inexperienced with women — you can count on one hand the number of women he’s been with that didn’t involve direct payment — Ol Ralphy Boy is deeply conflicted by this yo-yo-ing, which is why he hasn’t burned it all down yet. He knows Shartlett, disgusting who-ore though she may be, is the last chance for a 40 something pig monster. Shartlet will continue this game until Ralph gets so depressed he kills himself. And it couldn’t happen to a better guy.
 
I skipped to the last 1/3 of the stream because drunk rambling Ralph is entertaining.

But right before he starts crying over Sandra Ralph claims he scored “in the 99th percentile on reading comprehension on his SATs” This is hilarious because:

Ralph never took his SATs at least not the college admissions Scholastic Aptitude Test that everyone assumes when you say “SATs”

College SATs do not score “reading comprehension”

SATs do not score percentages, you could take your actual score and see where it ranks percentage wise.

Ralph is vaguely remembering his glorious elementary school test days. In AK they used Stanford Achievement Tests. Those are the kiddie tests that score “reading comprehension” and what the general percentage markers are compared to other kids in your grade.

Ralph is literally bragging about his elementary school reading test scores. It would be cringe if he was bragging about college SAT scores, but it’s so much worse to have to go back to your crayon days to brag about your intellectual achievements.

Gunt is reaching back 33 years, when 7 year old Ethan Ralph’s reading comprehension was better than 99% of other 7 year olds in Arkansas. Take that haters!
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I skipped to the last 1/3 of the stream because drunk rambling Ralph is entertaining.

But right before he starts crying over Sandra Ralph claims he scored “in the 99th percentile on reading comprehension on his SATs” This is hilarious because:

Ralph never took his SATs at least not the college admissions Scholastic Aptitude Test that everyone assumes when you say “SATs”

College SATs do not score “reading comprehension”

SATs do not score percentages, you could take your actual score and see where it ranks percentage wise.

Ralph is vaguely remembering his glorious elementary school test days. In AK they used Stanford Achievement Tests. Those are the kiddie tests that score “reading comprehension” and what the general percentage markers are compared to other kids in your grade.

Ralph is literally bragging about his elementary school reading test scores. It would be cringe if he was bragging about college SAT scores, but it’s so much worse to have to go back to your crayon days to brag about your intellectual achievements.

Gunt is reaching back 33 years, when 7 year old Ethan Ralph’s reading comprehension was better than 99% of other 7 year olds in Arkansas. Take that haters!
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Your problem is that you're not thinking about it in nigger years. 99th percentile as a white 7 year old is equivalent to the 99th percentile as a black 49 year old.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Ralph is vaguely remembering his glorious elementary school test days. In AK they used Stanford Achievement Tests. Those are the kiddie tests that score “reading comprehension” and what the general percentage markers are compared to other kids in your grade.
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Bragging about being in the 99th percentile for reading comprehension among 2nd graders in West Memphis is like bragging about winning the Paralympics long jump when you're the only one who isn't in a wheelchair.
 
Rage Pig said:
Agree, this was a pillstream where you can hear him preparing and sniffing drugs, have a fight with his porn star gf, bottles.wav and it's still low energy boring shit. Seen this a thousand times by now in much more entertaining form. It's just him fizzling out into obscurity in his self imposed exile.
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It’s just the expectation. When Ralph does it it’s like finding shit in a toilet. When anyone else does it it’s like finding shit outside a toilet. He’s hit such a standard of deviancy and outlandishness that it barely registers.

“WOAH BUDDY Ralph was chopping lines and was pillstreamed out on stream!!!”

Yeah about what I’d expect. It’s a lot more exciting when you’re in gunt chat while it’s happening than following up the next day.
 
Another clip from the end of the show. He announces that he'll do more coke, maybe fuck a hooker and asks his daughter to give him grace and that she shouldn't watch his show before the age of 38.

Having a coke addiction in the USA is bad enough, in Mexico the stuff is much cheaper and more pure. I hope he continues down this path, a 40 years old fatso with several serious health issues, nothing bad can happen. Feeds nicely into his paranoia.
 
Um... said:
Yes, do more coke, ralphie. It’s good for you. It’s what Hunter S Thompson would do. It’s badass.

More coke. More more MORE
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The fact he was doing coke last night while being so mopey and low energy is interesting. Either his dealer is providing him ground paint chips, or his brain has entered a new tier of being chemically broken.
 
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