🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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2 days ago he said he was going to stream 14 days in a row, today he had to throw in the towel on that goal because Smoke is having urination issues so he took Smoke to the vet.

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Real question here. How does Ralph have (or had) the money to get Mexican permanent/temp residency? I looked into it once just for shits and giggles because you don't actually have to move to Mexico to get it (you literally could spend a week in mexico (to do the paperwork) at a fancy white resort and leave with a Mexican permanent and/or a "temp" residency and it seems like you need to have a lot of money in your savings account to get it. How did Ralph get one? The man is flat broke now and especially was when he first went to Mexico .

Frankly if the rage pig.could do it why can't I?
 
THIS is the fuckin arc. This will put him in the running for LOTY again.
It’s going to be TheQuartering. First theres Kino Casino putting their thumb on the scale just like idubbz last year and a general Anti Ralph Aktion squad on the Farms that can’t stand anything Ralph. It also doesn’t help that Ralph is basically irrelevant to things and has no audience or reach. So yes he probably puts out LOTY content that would easily earn anyone the title there’s just not that critical downfall of a popular creator or sudden jolt to the gaze of the Farm’s eyes that would propel him there. Ralph just shambles on as a zombie cow. Unless he does something high profiled enough to get eyes on him (doubtful because all his promises turn to nontent) or an over the top arrest, outside of dying I don’t think he’ll make it on the boards at all.
 
Real question here. How does Ralph have (or had) the money to get Mexican permanent/temp residemcy
He doesn’t. His status expires later this year. I think he was planning on moving in with Scarlett, but that plan has failed and he’ll probably just overstay his visa until he’s deported.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eRuHbXvF3-k
Your Thomas Massie poll watch, sire.
I clicked on a few random moments throughout the stream and got:
  1. Ralph watching a political podcast going over the Massie situation. No commentary other than the occasional "What?", "Wrong bitch" and other nonsense that added nothing (and in fact detracted from the experience since you could basically forget you were watching Ralph if you're only listening)

  2. Ralph pauses the podcast he's watching without any warning/explanation and proceeds to play his wigger music (this happened twice)

  3. Ralph manually putting on a slideshow of pictures of the horse on screen while listening to music/dancing (no idea why, it didn't look like he was making fun of her, more reminiscing).
    After FFing a few times, I heard him say "I own this photograph, I can put that on a shirt, maybe I will actually, there's nothing stopping me, I mean I own that" he goes on to say she told him to take the picture (with a mix of hate and bitterness while also on the verge of breaking down), and then says that it is one of the "sexiest pictures" of her "of the ones I can show you". He brags how he's not "obligated to get rid of any of the :[naked pictures of the horse]". All of this is around the 7h 07min mark or so for those interested.

  4. AI slop about Ralph buying Ralph plane tickets twice, Ralph seems very proud. I think I maybe saw it posted here a while back? Either way, a lot of AI slop songs.

  5. Ralph listening to an edit of a pillstream (the one right after the horse absconded in Dax's basement), the edit then goes over other greatest pillstream hits, like and he laughs at his own antics. (around 7h 32min) Ralph sings along to goodbye horses.
    A second superchat with a different pillstream supercut is donated and Ralph laughs at his own antics again.
    Either someone donates Rock and roll McDonalds again or it plays in the supercut, but Ralph immediately turns it off saying it makes him sick to his stomach and explains he had issues figuring out how to turn off the audio that time.
  6. Ralph says that Scarlett got together with Karmic XL (?), "That's her new boyfriend" "I wish them all the best" "I may even have a song" (holy shit Ralph's show has devolved into playing AI slop songs about his own life).
    Another superchat from the same alog donating old pillstream clips (although this time it's some AFPAC interview with some thot, confusing Ralph even more) prevents Ralph from playing his AI slop about Scarlett and her new bf. Ralph looks like he's about to cry.
  7. Fortunately for Ralph someone donates some rap song that says nigga over and over and Ralph immediately gets excited and dances and shows off a scarf.
  8. An AI slop song about Ralph and the jews? couldn't really make out some of the lyrics but he seemed very, very proud of it.

  9. Wigger Wednesday donates a clip of Ralph singing "how do you like me now", Ralph gets excited, looks up the clip and plays it while reminiscing. And hollers along with himself (7h 49m) nowhere

  10. A phone call with someone (no idea who it is but seems to be a paypig who was on Ralph's bowling team from Kingpin) Ralph tells him to introduce himself but between the guy slurring, songs playing and the audio being from the phone to the microphone, it's impossible to hear half of what he says. They talk about kingpin 3, a wet t-shirt contest, Ralph and Scarlett apparently had dinner with this person, although the guy doesn't remember most of it.
    Ralph mumbles something about having his "permanent resident" by October so he can do Kingpin 3 Halloween. Ralph apparently wants to dress as Darth Vader.
    The whole thing is kinda sad because it's obvious that these are Ralph's only "friends", his paypigs.
    When the call ends Ralph clarifies that it was the "kingpin's proprietor", so I guess it's the guy who owned the bowling place.

  11. Ralph watching Mersh watching Scarlett on MLC. He doesn't say anything and eventually turns it off saying he doesn't care.

  12. Ralph plays the Ali Jamal DBZ video where he is compared to a fat character and says he "loves this". Goes on a tangent about selling t-shirts and letting Scarlett design one to sell on his site

  13. Ralph listening to AI slop music while putting pictures of rozy.gov on-screen. He seems to be lamenting the loss of the horse and coxy.gov, the second song he plays is about Harry signing the papers to set him free/Scarlett is waiting/You'll never hear from Ralph again/sign the papers and set me free.
    Ralph looks equally like he's enjoying himself and about to burst into tears.

  14. Ralph keeps replaying superchats for some reason, the same "WHO WILL WE MACE FOR RALPHAMANIA 3?" superchat plays a bunch of times. The superchatter suggests Scarlett should be the one.

  15. More AI slop about Ralph's life. Does he generate the songs himself? Because it's pretty sad if so. I'm pretty sure it's him since it looks like he knows the songs/lyrics ahead of time.

  16. Instead of keeping his promise of streaming until 2-3AM, Ralph promises he'll jump on discord and talk to the paypigs there instead.
It seemed that most donations came from 2-3 alogs (Mamma JF is still missing, WIgger Wednesday, Harry Morris and maybe a couple more). All donating clips from Ralph's better days. He looked miserable. Not because of the clips, but because he's alone. Probably brought on by the news that Scarlett has a new bf? No idea if true, but something put him in that melancholy/regretting his choices mood.

That said, the fact that there's almost no one watching/clipping Ralph anymore, seems like it lets him get away with things that he couldn't do before, like the pictures of the horse/Rozy.
Most of his content is watching other people do political analysis in silence, play wigger music, and play AI slop songs that he made about himself. It's borderline COG territory at some points, but there were a few chuckle worthy moments. There could be more, I didn't watch the whole thing.

The fact that there wasn't any hollering about Scarlett or her "new boyfriend" (if it's even true) tells you all you need to know about current Ralph. He did call Scarlett his girlfriend/who I'm dating during the call with the kingpin guy, but it could have been a momentary lapse, who knows. Either way he looks and sounds completely buck broken.
 
How does Ralph have (or had) the money to get Mexican permanent/temp residency?
He had the $$ when he applied for temp. residency four years ago. Apparently all he needs to convert that to perm residency is to have lived in messico for the past four years; he won’t have to re-prove any financials.

So ralphie will be able to continue living his sad life of barely scraping by in a third world poverty shack as long as he lives.
 
He had the $$ when he applied for temp. residency four years ago. Apparently all he needs to convert that to perm residency is to have lived in messico for the past four years; he won’t have to re-prove any financials.

So ralphie will be able to continue living his sad life of barely scraping by in a third world poverty shack as long as he lives.
I am beyond shocked he kept the money, but makes sense it was 4 years ago.
He doesn’t. His status expires later this year. I think he was planning on moving in with Scarlett, but that plan has failed and he’ll probably just overstay his visa until he’s deported.
So I actually looked into this, and if Ralph wasn't retarded (which is highly questionable because he is), you can " prepay" the renewal fee when you first get it because after 4 years it "automatically" (you pay a fee) turns into a permanent residency.
 
It’s going to be TheQuartering. First theres Kino Casino putting their thumb on the scale just like idubbz last year and a general Anti Ralph Aktion squad on the Farms that can’t stand anything Ralph. It also doesn’t help that Ralph is basically irrelevant to things and has no audience or reach. So yes he probably puts out LOTY content that would easily earn anyone the title there’s just not that critical downfall of a popular creator or sudden jolt to the gaze of the Farm’s eyes that would propel him there. Ralph just shambles on as a zombie cow. Unless he does something high profiled enough to get eyes on him (doubtful because all his promises turn to nontent) or an over the top arrest, outside of dying I don’t think he’ll make it on the boards at all.
Yes I agree. Like the body cam arrest was funny, but Ralph is such a black hole of nontent that it didn't lead to anything real coverage.

In my mind, to win LOTY, a candidate has to be peaking at the right time, outrage a lot of alogs, and be entertaining/fun to laugh at.

Ralph is basically UseMeOnlyBlade, minus the IRL streams. He is BMJ in jail. He is post mom rape Chris-chan.

The fucker is just depressing. I miss the old Ralph, speeding down the highway, fat and drunk as fuck, screaming about his arrival while Freebird blasts from a shitty truck's radio he can't afford. The wiggle dancing in a parking lot of a podcast company that refused to let him in. The raging on streams to perceived slights leaving him looking like he is about to stroke out.

Hell, he won't even do a backyard barbecue like he used to. It's just tweets about Jews and sick cats.

Even the Scarlet shit isn't that entertaining since it all happens off stream. It doesn't help that her voice is just nails on a chalkboard.

I never realized this until typing this out. I really do miss the old rage pig. This shit now just sucks.
 
Even the Scarlet shit isn't that entertaining since it all happens off stream. It doesn't help that her voice is just nails on a chalkboard.

I never realized this until typing this out. I really do miss the old rage pig. This shit now just sucks.
Scarlett stuff is terrible because it’s like listening to a homeless crack head ramble on the streets and God help us all she does that too. Ralph is just deflated. His gunt sagging. His life is just that Portugal beatdown moment where one minute you’re laughing the next you’re just ā€œMan this is just patheticā€. He’ll summon that Freebird driving spirit briefly and just… fade out with nontent. Mexico is letting him stretch his meager dollars but the isolation is doing the most damage to him
 
Mexico is letting him stretch his meager dollars but the isolation is doing the most damage to him
All while he's xeeting or hollerin' about how he's living it up and that da gaylogs are jealous or some shit. Like nigga, you literally live in a Mexican shack and were bragging about visiting a Mexican Burger King last year. Da handful of paypigs may fall for that shit, but da gaylogs don't. There's not a single soul who's envious of you in anyway way, despite how much you xeet otherwise. 100% of that retarded, pigly cope right there comes from his self-inflicted isolation.
 
His X feed reeks of desperation. Look at this epic content. Still trying to catch a crumb of that Quartering drama. Are you showing the card store footage again piggy? Because that's all you were able to produce.
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