🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I do think its odd right after the case was nolle prosequi'Ed he announced he is going to LA. Gunt, for the love of God...please groom another barely legal meth whore, we need the lulz, I would say don't but you need to keep winning.

All jokes aside him dunking on "jersh" rather than the vickers is odd, probably a plea deal or the courts wasn't interested, we will see documents released or it's sealed?

 

[Null]

This perspective that he begged for mercy is interesting and would explain the move to juvenile court too. That court would be able to navigate special circumstances with the interests of a child in mind.

 

[Spectre_06]

This perspective that he begged for mercy is interesting and would explain the move to juvenile court too. That court would be able to navigate special circumstances with the interests of a child in mind.

From what I understand the move to the J&DR court was probably going to happen regardless, as that is the proper jurisdiction to handle misdemeanors committed between live-in partners, or anyone living under the same roof in some type of domestic relationship. I could be woefully wrong but that seems to be the way Virginia handles these types of cases. As I said, though, the decision to nolle prosequi the case coupled with sudden radio silence on the Vickers (to include removing the shitpiece on Mr. Vickers from his blog) when he would normally do a major "FUCK YOU I WAS RIGHT!" and start slamming insults at the Vickers for everything kind of gives credence to this, but the next couple of weeks will really tell the tale on how much that theory holds weight. If he doesn't say anything about them even when prodded I think we'll have out answer.

 

[Meckhlorde]

Ralph's lack of shame makes me wonder, how the hell did that ego complex develop? Even if we take him at his best, he's a C tier internet E-Celeb as he never surpassed Jim in fame/notoriety. I'd get acting like whatever you can do whatever because you got fat stacks of cash, but you aren't famous enough to back it up. like bruh we saw your tiny dick, your nasty-ass gunt, you licking your thumb after putting up some dumpy girl's ass, and you eating trash burgers. And that's only a fraction of the shit he's pulled.

but the next couple of weeks will really tell the tale on how much that theory holds weight. If he doesn't say anything about them even when prodded I think we'll have out answer.

He already told chat not to bully faith so this may be on the money.

 

[Spectre_06]

I'd probably need your help finding better sources/more information, but I don't think you can just terminate parental rights in California like that. Having a quick look, it seems like they only really do it if you're putting the kid up for adoption or if there is a step-parent who is taking on the role of a father.

This is a better source here, but I'm still doubtful this is the road they are taking.

I think it's more likely he's reconciled with Faith to some degree or she's playing her parents by saying that pressing charges against Ralph is 'too stressful' and she's 'cramping up and feels like she will miscarry', when that's literally not how it works.

It looks like California allows relinquishment of parental rights if one parents signs the form. It's also possible they are going to "allow" the grandparents to adopt the child with the consent of Ralph and Faith, and then Faith resumes custody of the child after that. I don't know how it will go at this point.

 

[MeltyTW]

I wonder if The Vickers-Ralph Accord included terms on child support and such. The Vickers seem financially stable but even with an amicable (unlikely) ceasefire i dont see anyone leaving free money to raise a kid on the table and instead letting it go to Ralph's bourbon and meth fund, even if you somehow came to like him that's a waste that could go to college funds, allowances etc etc etc.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on the part where he made a shirt which says "broke dick farms" on it.

How do you even explain that one to someone who asks?

I remember some of the other shirts he made and all of them I remember were 2 sentence explanations, even the super inside joke ones like the KKK shirt.

This, I don't know exactly where one even begins with this one, the layers of autism you have to peel back with explanation to even get to the core of the joke involves embarrassing yourself with both subject matter (multiple times) and the time required.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

How do you even explain that one to someone who asks?

I'm sure Ralph has several approaches. Some people sing in the shower, Ralph comes up with new methods of explaining his enemy's penis to strangers.

 

[MeltyTW]

I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on the part where he made a shirt which says "broke dick farms" on it.

How do you even explain that one to someone who asks?

I remember some of the other shirts he made and all of them I remember were 2 sentence explanations, even the super inside joke ones like the KKK shirt.

This, I don't know exactly where one even begins with this one, the layers of autism you have to peel back with explanation to even get to the core of the joke involves embarrassing yourself with both subject matter (multiple times) and the time required.

"im an autistic faggot who constantly thinks about an internet troll's penis because he called me gay"

 

[Vetti]

From Ralph's Plaid Army appearance.



Edit: It continues.


Edit 2: He's left the stream to restart his PC.
Edit 3: He's back and everything seems to work. He thinks the HDMI cord is the problem.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Ralph just ask Null for his dick pic. Nobody is gonna judge you here for being a pansexual that craves the cock.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Winner Ethan Ralph side eyeing the chat more than DSP

 

[Sriracha]

I need help with the broke dick question. I thought it was just desensitivity from circumcision? Academics please respond.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I need help with the broke dick question. I thought it was just desensitivity from circumcision? Academics please respond.

No, the circumcision thing was just part of a disinfo campaign. The real story is that Jersh got mauled by a cat when he was little, which left him terribly scarred there. That's why he can only get off to nekoshota, to relive his first traumatic sexual experience.

 

[Meckhlorde]

No, the circumcision thing was just part of a disinfo campaign. The real story is that Jersh got mauled by a cat when he was little, which left him terribly scarred there. That's why he can only get off to nekoshota, to relive his first traumatic sexual experience.

It's also because Josh got diddled by a literal anime avatar.jpeg that explains his hate for anime avatars and desire to rape kill and plunder all bad pussy. #BROKEDICKFARMS4LYFE

 

[RichardRApe]

I need help with the broke dick question. I thought it was just desensitivity from circumcision? Academics please respond.

I thought he was overcircumsized.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I was only listening but did fatass ever pour a drink? Maybe it was just benzos to calm the shakes this early in the day (for him).

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ethan can't even drink anymore he's lost his nerve. He's all spilt liquor and no new shoes.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Ralph's lack of shame makes me wonder, how the hell did that ego complex develop? Even if we take him at his best, he's a C tier internet E-Celeb as he never surpassed Jim in fame/notoriety. I'd get acting like whatever you can do whatever because you got fat stacks of cash, but you aren't famous enough to back it up. like bruh we saw your tiny dick, your nasty-ass gunt, you licking your thumb after putting up some dumpy girl's ass, and you eating trash burgers. And that's only a fraction of the shit he's pulled.

Having a conversation with Mr. Metokur does wonderful things to one's ego

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I can’t wait to get my pump on in my new singlet!
I’m serious, I bought one.