- Joined
- Dec 24, 2019
Official Killstream TL;DW
- Ralph has an announcment on twitter of a late start. He rolls into the crackshack at 10:26 pm blasting Stranglehold. The gunt is going to make me hate this song too, isnât he?
- 10+ minutes of intro song. Iâve grown to hate the bojack theme.
- Ralph says he almost called off the show. Says he doesnât want to talk about it publicly. âHardest decision of his lifeâ. Sheâs been having mini seizures and theyâre having a meeting Thursday. Even he says its brutal.
- Thursday heâs doing the Laura Towler episode in the morning. He said he isnât sure if heâll do the night time one for obvious reasons.
- Gator has a new gay little gif. The dumpy little gopher face looks so out of place on the meathead body.
- Ralph says heâs been getting a lot of messages from people âchecking inâ, even people heâs had beef with have wished Salty Sandra well.
- Ralph talks about the kang that is supposed to be on tomorrow night. Heâs already making like he might not show up. âIf he doesnât show itâs on himâ. Ralph says theyâll be playing some of Yung Pharaoh. âI might just turn the whole thing on but it might not be good for the olâ channel.â. Gunt says heâs texted him and hit him up on insta.
- Ralph closing the call trying to bring Warski in. It wouldnât be a killstream without tech issues. Take 3 he gets everyone back. Weâve got Warski, Rand, and Gator!
- Ralph talks about biting his tongue real bad. Stop smoking meth in the hospital bathrooms gunty!
- Andy tries his best to comfort the gunt. Its like Chris chan trying to console someone.
- They debate playing the whole stream as the tech issues start. Ralph might have 2 frames a second. They close tabs as Ralphâs CPU redlines trying to stream. Ralph deems he should try to restart after rand suggestes downloading more ram.
- Gunt comes back to saying OBS was using 70% of his CPU. I think he was just streaming from his CPU not his GPU. Andy goes in to ask what settings heâs using. The splash screen is still up as they worry about audio issues.
- Warski gives him a screen share tutorial live on air. Midnight and the stream hasnât actually started yet. Ralph gives up and says heâll fix it later (tm) Ralph admits he almost shut the comptuer off and ragequit the stream.
- Warski goes in to talk about covid shit. Warski spergs about covid camps. Warski, the designated government facilities are hospitals and the like. Rand brings up bagged milk and Warski might miss it. Ralph brings up thereâs bagged milk in jail too.
- Ralph brings up a thing about the amogus characters shitting into the mouthes of other amogus characters. Of course you mention the shit-eating. Gunt is sus.
- Gator said heâs gave shit a listen to see if its kosher to play on stream. They start playing it. Yung Pharaoh goes into say that Epstein was a mossad agent. The based jogger goes into some glorious irl scitzo posting.
- They might have a debate partner for Yung Pharaoh, some possible ordained rabbi. Ralph flips to instantly shill his merch before going back to the crazy black guy.
- Warski goes into talk about killroy âer whatever it was called. He called Based Mamma Based Milkers. They mention the doxxxing server of Troutâs. Ralph implys Krautâs mom takes immigrant dick. Muttâs law...
- Yung Pharaoh goes in to say he got yeeted because the event had jewish backers and spergs pretty hard. Ralph goes in to say he doesnât cosign it but itâs likely what happened.
- Ralph kills his camera and exhales a big blast of smoke... is he smoking meth?! Fuck, I hope so! Around 02:09:46 . Ralph seems a little extra wound.
- Andy goes into crack a joke about Pharaoh being late tomorrow.
- Ralph admits that Dlive might never turn their lemons back on, but who knows? I guess they did pay gunt what he was owed. Gunt says Odysee âer whatever is what you gotta be on because they have their own crypt-oh-current-sea. Already shaking the digital change cup. Chomo must not be making him a lot of money.
- Ralph is a 5 star creator on Odysee and heâs never made a video. I guess theyâre guntguards. What a shame. Gatorâs there! I wonder how long it will be until gunt gets them shuttered. Gunt says theyâre pretty based.
- Ralph warns Rand not to test Odyseeâs limit day one. Rand says he plans to stream Triumph of the Will while screaming gamer words. Gunt admits to being a nationalist. A fucking cheeseburger nationalist maybe.
- They go on to shill Odysee for another like 10 minutes. He insists theyâre not paying him.
- Andy goes into what heâs gonna do on his stream with aids moby. Something about Chaggot and other random other clips. Andy isnât sure if hes permabanned from chomo or not. Ralph says heâll Reach out. The gang all try to logic it out as to why heâs banned.
- Ralph says he always uses nigga instead of nigger unless talking about vaush. Ralph admits he wants to fight Vaush in a cage in Knoxville. He doesnât want money for it.
- Warski votes they call it the KKKage-match. They all laugh like some variety of barnyard animal. Ralph thinks he can sell 5000 tickets.
- They go back to the black Israeliteâs stream. Heâs still sperging about the globalists. He says he has proof; then suggest that _he_ is the proof. He goes in to rave about the demonrats.
- They go in to cover some gateway pundit, but Ralph stops before getting to the article to bitch about Trovo being angry about even nigga.
- Warski and Rand take their leave. The collective IQ raises just a hair.
- Ralph tries to hawk his shirts again. The Killstream OG shirt. Him and Gator.
- BUTTERS! They bring everyoneâs least favorite autist. Butters, Franco would have put your autistic ass against the wall.
- Someone in chat called out butters for being a sperg. Ralph jumps to his defence.
- They have been hovering over this twitter video of some bitch in an abortion clinic, teasing it earlier in the night. Will they play it, or is Ralph just showing his jerk off material? Pretty fucked up to jerk off to your âcoworkerâ Pey, gunty!
- He plays the video. He says he doesnât personally support it. Hmm... I reacall him telling someone that it was probably a good idea to get one but it might be all those dabs.
- Gator thinks theyâve turned abortion into a religion. Yeah, sure buddy. Heâs been quiet, I think this was his first piss-warm take of the night!
- Gator goes in to talk about shitty Win10 patches breaking everying.
- They go into cover Catboy Cami zoom bombing pen state calls. The police are now involved.
- Ralph gets into the logistics of Peertube, saying it will be liberating to be on their own platform. I bet theyâre super jazzed to say the nigger word again.
- Yung Pharaoh will possibly be on tomorrow night. Ralph proceeds to suck his own cock about how he has legendary guests and how this will be a âgolden ageâ of the killstream. Is this another hint that he might show up for the golden gunts? He says he thinks they will be pissed. He goes on to name several enemies but not Erverlord.
- .Gator says if you only see one set of footprints its because heâs dragging Ralph.
- He says he sold 7 or 8 broke dick farmâs shirts. He ends the stream on that cringe shot of Riley with his soy tits in the shit.
- Cue the shitty outro song of theirs. Thank fuck its over.
) and you'll have a kid who can look up to you and call you "dadda" until mommy drops the meth habit.
