🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Kup]

"The god of every monotheistic religion is Lucifer!"



"I'm very well-versed in Phoenician and the Jewish alphabet!"

Translation: “Please come back Jim!”

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Under 1000 viewers on Trovo, no Jim despite constantly tagging him to come on, no callers in the greenroom. All hallmarks of a Killstream classic.

If only he didn’t ban Dingo. Cause hearing Dingo yell at young pharaoh would be hilarious

 

[Pomniman]

I'm sure Ralph's comatose mom appreciates this We Wuz KANGz circus.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Ralph is such a nigger loving bitch. If Andy has any self respect he won't come back on the show... so I guess he'll be back tomorrow.

 

[Section 230]

Chat is going wild, I decided to put the broom up for a little.

 

[PhoBingas]

Official Killstream TL;DW

• As per tradition, Ralph is late. 5... 10... 15...20... 21 minutes! Cut to the bojack theme and the technicolor killstream splash screen.
• “YOU CAN’T ABORT THE RETORT!” Still up in the air if Fai-fai will glop your retort out of her though.
• Ralph enlightens us in the fact this is the 789th episode of the killstream. God, how many have I sniped at this point?
• He doesn’t want to “sadpost” at the first and Culture War Criminal is cohosting...
• Yung Pharaoh makes his entrance. He says he’s a polymath and actually explains it fairly well. The kang has also been shot as a teenager. Gunt think he’s legit as fuck and demands he tell the story. Kang proclaims he’s a beast, but admits getting shot in the chest was quite damaging, hampering his breathing and stamina. He’s been to prison for “a firearm that was not his”.
• Ralph tries to relate by telling his jailbird story. Yung doesn’t seem impressed.
• He admits to running around in prison.
• Ralph says he’s 277 pounds, weighing himself today. Not sure if that’s true or not.
• Kang goes on to give us legal advise. Whenever I hear the words Pro se I cringe. He goes on to say he doesn’t have a problem with people “enforcing the law”. He goes on to lament the for-profit prison system which I can get beind.
• Yung Pharaoh says he’s a master-debater, and hosts a mass-debate league. Still announcment about who he’s having bloodsports with. He goes on to talk about how cancel culture sucks.
• Yung Pharaoh apologises for saying fuck. Maybe Ralph warned him to keep it clean. Who knows? Maybe he’s more reserved on other people’s shows?
• “Cancel culture kills creative energy.” I can kind of get behind that but then he then talking about brainwaves and fequences.
• Nearly half an hour before culture war criminal talks.
• Kang says he sees a big assed object coming toward us and he’s trying to warn us.
• He starts talking about the JS people. Hmm... The dreadlocked wonder goes on to rave about black history month, and how you’re not allowed to call out the jews.
• Talking about his CPAC ban. Monday he was invited. Tuesday he was gone. He thinks he’s being monitored. “exposing political crimes and corruption.” He may and or may not have stolen laptops.
• He goes into mention youtube viewbots inflating “popular” videos. He said music labels have reached out to him but said he needed to add more sex and gang shit to his songs.
• Ralph goes into say we’ve been arguing about petty shit like weed and abortion for years. Kang goes in to mention the textbooks in school were made by a Mcgraw-hill were made by a mossad agent. Culture war criminal thinks it fake. Kang calls out the JS people again.
• Pharaoh goes on to explain that it was because the donors didn’t like him talking bad about the jews. Ralph goes on to give him asspats for cucking out to doing a piece for media matters, but I sort of don’t blame the guy.
• Kang goes onto lament that you can sing songs about fuck the police and fuck the feds but can’t talk shit about jews. Pharoah goes on to explain “the jews are fake.”
• Pharoah goes on to say the elites are a little bit of everybody but comes back to Satanism somehow. He goes on to ask what satanists do on a Saturday night. Culture war criminal goes on to point out they’re at the synagogue. He goes on to explain what goes on in a free mason lodge. They have a Torrah, a Quran and a bible for some reason. He’s going full retard.
• The god of every monotheistic religion is lucifer. Apperently baphomet, muhammed, and jesus all do the same gang sign. He goes in to say Moses was the lizard king because of translating languages back into other languages. Messiah means sepant... I take it back he’s getting pretty loopy.
• Kang’s raving about patents now... “did god fill out the copywright in the bible? Are there any dates?” He explains that theres no dates or copywrights because it makes it so the books can’t be sued. He go onto explain how the Hebrew language was made up in the 50’s.
• Gunt pauses to read superchats. He admits it’s been “a long day.”
• They mention the Biden N-bomb. He goes in to explain the history of the N-word.
• He goes in to say you don’t see black people going into white comminties telling white people what to do. CWC fires across the bow with “what do you call the BLM riots?” Kang copes by saying is a Soros gay op.
• CWC has a slip saying the jay word.
• Kang was gonna put something on screen but left his flash drive upstairs. He goes on to equate that gangs and religions are one in the same. Kang starts speaking heresy and Gunt quips at CWC to not cut people off.
• Kang says Baby Jesus was some greek pedobait god. This is some grade A scitzoposting.
• Culture War Criminal is getting mad on the internet. Ralph just has his hand on his mouth praying he doesn’t catch a ban.
• Yung Pharoah is still sperging about the Cahtloic church. Kang goes onto explain stuff that’s about 50% right and fills the rest in with shit he read on facebook groups.
• He knows “astro-biology”. CWC goes on to ask kang how far he can trace his ancestry back. He goes on to say whypeepoo stole their languages. CWC points out most of Africa didn’t have written language.
• He goes on to explain if they switched something with magnesium black people would be green and plants would be black.
• Holy shit, a nigga slipped out of the kang! Around 01:55:55
• As per tradition, more bans in chat.
• Kang demands to tell him what offended him about white people. CWC tells him to google “ghost hominid DNA”. They argue about the DNA contents and what percent of whypeepoo share with animals. This is getting off the deep end.
• They’re discussing middle school biology now.
• Tardski wanders in and asks if he’s a fruit fly. Warski, you’re not white.
• Kang explains that white people and black people cannot naturally reprouce. Calling that bunk. I’ve seen way too many mutt babies.
• Kang goes on to ask about how the first white people got on the planet. CWC says they evolved and conquered. Kang says white people can’t even go to Africa. Kang suggests he can beat CWC so they didn’t conquer shit. CWC asks him to watch the movie Zulu. Kang unironically says “Season they food”
• Yung suggests that white people DNA is only 6000 years old. Kang suggests blue eyes are a product of incestual breeding. Kang’s talking about ayy-lmaos. Youz waz alyens and sheeit.
• More quality black scitzoposting. It’s like kooky black twitter personified. He’s blaming white people for chemtrails, ocean polution and enslaving people. Blames whites! Not touching that. India and China beat whites on pollution. He doesn’t like particle accelrators. He just goes on and on.
• Warski goes on to say he blames white people for everything but hasn’t givent them credit for the good stuff like civilization, the internet, cities and the like. Warski goes on to bring up the present day savagry in Africa right now.
• Kang blames white people for it. Kangs blames white people for dieseas from fucking animals then fucking them. He assets that blackes invented writing and farming.
• They start hollering over eachother. Warski brings up that he made two jokes and he got offended. Kang threatenes to beat Warski up. Way to prove a point Pharoah.
• Kang suggest a 75% segrigation where whites and blacks can’t live with or teach eachother. Warski and CWC agree. One struggle indeed.
• CWC wishes that he could have gone to CPAC and preached separation.
• Ralph asks the Hitler or Prince question. Kang picks Hitler. Because aliens.
• Kang calls Andy out again and Warski goes off on him for being over-sensitive and not interested in dialogue. “I said one joke!” “You’re korny!” “Suck a dick!” Potential Knoxville 4.XX?!
• Ralph may have kicked Warski. Maybe just muted though. Trouble in paradise?
• Kang still sperging about Warski telling him to suck his dick. He says he’s gonna press Warski when he sees him.
• Warski comes back in, Gunt cuts him off, letting Yung continue his tirade.
• Warski tries to get in but Gunt hollers over him. Warski apologies for snapping after kang said he’s smack him five times. Cue another spergfest.
• Kang threatenes warski to come to Leafland and make him say it to his face.
• Andy calls him a bitch and hangs up. I guess there’s a blood feud now. Kang spergs that his wife and kids are watching.
• CWC brings up the fact that kang was calling whypeepoo fruitflies and chimps. Kang brings up more half truths he got from facebook groups.
• Kang shills his online university and youtube channels while making up new words.
• Jceasar187 sucks Yung Pharoah’s dick in a shameful display.
• Ralph spergs at chat for suggesting there’s bad blood with Warski. He goes on to assert that he’s the killstream king not some sexual tyrannosaurus. Yelling at superchatters has to be a new low for him hating his fans.
• Tardski’s back! Ralph suggests detractors suck start a certain device. Warski said he was hig- went to eat some pizza.
• Ralph yelling at a guy in chat had Warski scared he was scared Ralph was mad at him.
• My chat tells me Ralph kicked a major paypiggy
• Ralph walks it back and unbans sexual tyrannosaurus. Ralph says he doesn’t want to get all mushy and he might cry on air.
• Ralph once more said today was the hardest day of his life. Thunk-provoking...
• Andy goes over what he’s gonna do with his show with AIDS moby. I guess there’s a chaggot update.
• Ralph says having CWC on was all his idea. Like it’s hard to text someone and ask what they’re doing at 9:51 pm?
• CWC coins the term Wildcard Wednesdays. Chat suggests wace war Wednesdays.
• Gunt reads superchats.
• Ralph says that Ol’ Salty Sandra isn’t gonna wake up from her coma.
• Gunt says he’s doing a morning show and might not do an eveining show. He says he’ll let the zoosadism group know for sure.
• Ralph goes on about how much he loves his mom. He starts to choke up a little. He admits it’s been an nightmare. He stops before he starts crying on air.
• He gives a brief shoutout to gator. He admits he streams so he doesn’t dive face first into the bottle and nose first into the pills.
• Cue the shitty killstream outro song.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

• Ralph goes on about how much he loves his mom. He starts to choke up a little. He admits it’s been an nightmare. He stops before he starts crying on air.
• He gives a brief shoutout to gator. He admits he streams so he doesn’t dive face first into the bottle and nose first into the pills.
• Cue the shitty killstream outro song.

Nobody except you makes you do things, Ralph. Exceptionally, stupid things.

 

[Sriracha]

Ralph says that Ol’ Salty Sandra isn’t gonna wake up from her coma.

Did I miss out on something here?

I knew it would be bad, but I didn't know it would be that bad.

 

[Kup]

He’s in a hell of a situation but...... I’m pretty sure listening to two retards chimp out isn’t gonna help you mull over the choice to pull the plug.

 

[Pomniman]

Did I miss out on something here?

I knew it would be bad, but I didn't know it would be that bad.

He said she needed brain surgery at one point a couple of days ago and was put into a medically-induced coma, today the doctors told him she probably won't wake up from it. It's a fucked up situation, but it's hard to feel much sympathy for him when he's hosting the We Wuz KANGz power hour instead of at least trying to cope with it in a more sane way.

 

[High Tea]

Official Killstream TL;DW

• As per tradition, Ralph is late. 5... 10... 15...20... 21 minutes! Cut to the bojack theme and the technicolor killstream splash screen.
• “YOU CAN’T ABORT THE RETORT!” Still up in the air if Fai-fai will glop your retort out of her though.
• Ralph enlightens us in the fact this is the 789th episode of the killstream. God, how many have I sniped at this point?
• He doesn’t want to “sadpost” at the first and Culture War Criminal is cohosting...
• Yung Pharaoh makes his entrance. He says he’s a polymath and actually explains it fairly well. The kang has also been shot as a teenager. Gunt think he’s legit as fuck and demands he tell the story. Kang proclaims he’s a beast, but admits getting shot in the chest was quite damaging, hampering his breathing and stamina. He’s been to prison for “a firearm that was not his”.
• Ralph tries to relate by telling his jailbird story. Yung doesn’t seem impressed.
• He admits to running around in prison.
• Ralph says he’s 277 pounds, weighing himself today. Not sure if that’s true or not.
• Kang goes on to give us legal advise. Whenever I hear the words Pro se I cringe. He goes on to say he doesn’t have a problem with people “enforcing the law”. He goes on to lament the for-profit prison system which I can get beind.
• Yung Pharaoh says he’s a master-debater, and hosts a mass-debate league. Still announcment about who he’s having bloodsports with. He goes on to talk about how cancel culture sucks.
• Yung Pharaoh apologises for saying fuck. Maybe Ralph warned him to keep it clean. Who knows? Maybe he’s more reserved on other people’s shows?
• “Cancel culture kills creative energy.” I can kind of get behind that but then he then talking about brainwaves and fequences.
• Nearly half an hour before culture war criminal talks.
• Kang says he sees a big assed object coming toward us and he’s trying to warn us.
• He starts talking about the JS people. Hmm... The dreadlocked wonder goes on to rave about black history month, and how you’re not allowed to call out the jews.
• Talking about his CPAC ban. Monday he was invited. Tuesday he was gone. He thinks he’s being monitored. “exposing political crimes and corruption.” He may and or may not have stolen laptops.
• He goes into mention youtube viewbots inflating “popular” videos. He said music labels have reached out to him but said he needed to add more sex and gang shit to his songs.
• Ralph goes into say we’ve been arguing about petty shit like weed and abortion for years. Kang goes in to mention the textbooks in school were made by a Mcgraw-hill were made by a mossad agent. Culture war criminal thinks it fake. Kang calls out the JS people again.
• Pharaoh goes on to explain that it was because the donors didn’t like him talking bad about the jews. Ralph goes on to give him asspats for cucking out to doing a piece for media matters, but I sort of don’t blame the guy.
• Kang goes onto lament that you can sing songs about fuck the police and fuck the feds but can’t talk shit about jews. Pharoah goes on to explain “the jews are fake.”
• Pharoah goes on to say the elites are a little bit of everybody but comes back to Satanism somehow. He goes on to ask what satanists do on a Saturday night. Culture war criminal goes on to point out they’re at the synagogue. He goes on to explain what goes on in a free mason lodge. They have a Torrah, a Quran and a bible for some reason. He’s going full retard.
• The god of every monotheistic religion is lucifer. Apperently baphomet, muhammed, and jesus all do the same gang sign. He goes in to say Moses was the lizard king because of translating languages back into other languages. Messiah means sepant... I take it back he’s getting pretty loopy.
• Kang’s raving about patents now... “did god fill out the copywright in the bible? Are there any dates?” He explains that theres no dates or copywrights because it makes it so the books can’t be sued. He go onto explain how the Hebrew language was made up in the 50’s.
• Gunt pauses to read superchats. He admits it’s been “a long day.”
• They mention the Biden N-bomb. He goes in to explain the history of the N-word.
• He goes in to say you don’t see black people going into white comminties telling white people what to do. CWC fires across the bow with “what do you call the BLM riots?” Kang copes by saying is a Soros gay op.
• CWC has a slip saying the jay word.
• Kang was gonna put something on screen but left his flash drive upstairs. He goes on to equate that gangs and religions are one in the same. Kang starts speaking heresy and Gunt quips at CWC to not cut people off.
• Kang says Baby Jesus was some greek pedobait god. This is some grade A scitzoposting.
• Culture War Criminal is getting mad on the internet. Ralph just has his hand on his mouth praying he doesn’t catch a ban.
• Yung Pharoah is still sperging about the Cahtloic church. Kang goes onto explain stuff that’s about 50% right and fills the rest in with shit he read on facebook groups.
• He knows “astro-biology”. CWC goes on to ask kang how far he can trace his ancestry back. He goes on to say whypeepoo stole their languages. CWC points out most of Africa didn’t have written language.
• He goes on to explain if they switched something with magnesium black people would be green and plants would be black.
• Holy shit, a nigga slipped out of the kang! Around 01:55:55
• As per tradition, more bans in chat.
• Kang demands to tell him what offended him about white people. CWC tells him to google “ghost hominid DNA”. They argue about the DNA contents and what percent of whypeepoo share with animals. This is getting off the deep end.
• They’re discussing middle school biology now.
• Tardski wanders in and asks if he’s a fruit fly. Warski, you’re not white.
• Kang explains that white people and black people cannot naturally reprouce. Calling that bunk. I’ve seen way too many mutt babies.
• Kang goes on to ask about how the first white people got on the planet. CWC says they evolved and conquered. Kang says white people can’t even go to Africa. Kang suggests he can beat CWC so they didn’t conquer shit. CWC asks him to watch the movie Zulu. Kang unironically says “Season they food”
• Yung suggests that white people DNA is only 6000 years old. Kang suggests blue eyes are a product of incestual breeding. Kang’s talking about ayy-lmaos. Youz waz alyens and sheeit.
• More quality black scitzoposting. It’s like kooky black twitter personified. He’s blaming white people for chemtrails, ocean polution and enslaving people. Blames whites! Not touching that. India and China beat whites on pollution. He doesn’t like particle accelrators. He just goes on and on.
• Warski goes on to say he blames white people for everything but hasn’t givent them credit for the good stuff like civilization, the internet, cities and the like. Warski goes on to bring up the present day savagry in Africa right now.
• Kang blames white people for it. Kangs blames white people for dieseas from fucking animals then fucking them. He assets that blackes invented writing and farming.
• They start hollering over eachother. Warski brings up that he made two jokes and he got offended. Kang threatenes to beat Warski up. Way to prove a point Pharoah.
• Kang suggest a 75% segrigation where whites and blacks can’t live with or teach eachother. Warski and CWC agree. One struggle indeed.
• CWC wishes that he could have gone to CPAC and preached separation.
• Ralph asks the Hitler or Prince question. Kang picks Hitler. Because aliens.
• Kang calls Andy out again and Warski goes off on him for being over-sensitive and not interested in dialogue. “I said one joke!” “You’re korny!” “Suck a dick!” Potential Knoxville 4.XX?!
• Ralph may have kicked Warski. Maybe just muted though. Trouble in paradise?
• Kang still sperging about Warski telling him to suck his dick. He says he’s gonna press Warski when he sees him.
• Warski comes back in, Gunt cuts him off, letting Yung continue his tirade.
• Warski tries to get in but Gunt hollers over him. Warski apologies for snapping after kang said he’s smack him five times. Cue another spergfest.
• Kang threatenes warski to come to Leafland and make him say it to his face.
• Andy calls him a bitch and hangs up. I guess there’s a blood feud now. Kang spergs that his wife and kids are watching.
• CWC brings up the fact that kang was calling whypeepoo fruitflies and chimps. Kang brings up more half truths he got from facebook groups.
• Kang shills his online university and youtube channels while making up new words.
• Jceasar187 sucks Yung Pharoah’s dick in a shameful display.
• Ralph spergs at chat for suggesting there’s bad blood with Warski. He goes on to assert that he’s the killstream king not some sexual tyrannosaurus. Yelling at superchatters has to be a new low for him hating his fans.
• Tardski’s back! Ralph suggests detractors suck start a certain device. Warski said he was hig- went to eat some pizza.
• Ralph yelling at a guy in chat had Warski scared he was scared Ralph was mad at him.
• My chat tells me Ralph kicked a major paypiggy
• Ralph walks it back and unbans sexual tyrannosaurus. Ralph says he doesn’t want to get all mushy and he might cry on air.
• Ralph once more said today was the hardest day of his life. Thunk-provoking...
• Andy goes over what he’s gonna do with his show with AIDS moby. I guess there’s a chaggot update.
• Ralph says having CWC on was all his idea. Like it’s hard to text someone and ask what they’re doing at 9:51 pm?
• CWC coins the term Wildcard Wednesdays. Chat suggests wace war Wednesdays.
• Gunt reads superchats.
• Ralph says that Ol’ Salty Sandra isn’t gonna wake up from her coma.
• Gunt says he’s doing a morning show and might not do an eveining show. He says he’ll let the zoosadism group know for sure.
• Ralph goes on about how much he loves his mom. He starts to choke up a little. He admits it’s been an nightmare. He stops before he starts crying on air.
• He gives a brief shoutout to gator. He admits he streams so he doesn’t dive face first into the bottle and nose first into the pills.
• Cue the shitty killstream outro song.

Why is he doing a show when he's dealing with this stuff? He couldn't let Gator handle it a couple days? Just be with your mom as long as you can. You'll regret it if you don't.

The statement about abortion again shows how he's on the left. As if the degeneracy and supporting Obama wasn't enough. Does he not understand how people who think they are fighting against sanctioned murder consider it a big deal? At this point what right wing position does he hold? He's pro abortion, anti free speech, pro drugs, wants free government money, is a wigger and everything that entails. Is playing Tucker clips really enough to trick the audience into thinking he's one of them? Just own up to being a democrat who likes memes.

And no way is he 277 pounds.

 

[AltisticRight]

Official Killstream TL;DW

• As per tradition, Ralph is late. 5... 10... 15...20... 21 minutes! Cut to the bojack theme and the technicolor killstream splash screen.
• “YOU CAN’T ABORT THE RETORT!” Still up in the air if Fai-fai will glop your retort out of her though.
• Ralph enlightens us in the fact this is the 789th episode of the killstream. God, how many have I sniped at this point?
• He doesn’t want to “sadpost” at the first and Culture War Criminal is cohosting...
• Yung Pharaoh makes his entrance. He says he’s a polymath and actually explains it fairly well. The kang has also been shot as a teenager. Gunt think he’s legit as fuck and demands he tell the story. Kang proclaims he’s a beast, but admits getting shot in the chest was quite damaging, hampering his breathing and stamina. He’s been to prison for “a firearm that was not his”.
• Ralph tries to relate by telling his jailbird story. Yung doesn’t seem impressed.
• He admits to running around in prison.
• Ralph says he’s 277 pounds, weighing himself today. Not sure if that’s true or not.
• Kang goes on to give us legal advise. Whenever I hear the words Pro se I cringe. He goes on to say he doesn’t have a problem with people “enforcing the law”. He goes on to lament the for-profit prison system which I can get beind.
• Yung Pharaoh says he’s a master-debater, and hosts a mass-debate league. Still announcment about who he’s having bloodsports with. He goes on to talk about how cancel culture sucks.
• Yung Pharaoh apologises for saying fuck. Maybe Ralph warned him to keep it clean. Who knows? Maybe he’s more reserved on other people’s shows?
• “Cancel culture kills creative energy.” I can kind of get behind that but then he then talking about brainwaves and fequences.
• Nearly half an hour before culture war criminal talks.
• Kang says he sees a big assed object coming toward us and he’s trying to warn us.
• He starts talking about the JS people. Hmm... The dreadlocked wonder goes on to rave about black history month, and how you’re not allowed to call out the jews.
• Talking about his CPAC ban. Monday he was invited. Tuesday he was gone. He thinks he’s being monitored. “exposing political crimes and corruption.” He may and or may not have stolen laptops.
• He goes into mention youtube viewbots inflating “popular” videos. He said music labels have reached out to him but said he needed to add more sex and gang shit to his songs.
• Ralph goes into say we’ve been arguing about petty shit like weed and abortion for years. Kang goes in to mention the textbooks in school were made by a Mcgraw-hill were made by a mossad agent. Culture war criminal thinks it fake. Kang calls out the JS people again.
• Pharaoh goes on to explain that it was because the donors didn’t like him talking bad about the jews. Ralph goes on to give him asspats for cucking out to doing a piece for media matters, but I sort of don’t blame the guy.
• Kang goes onto lament that you can sing songs about fuck the police and fuck the feds but can’t talk shit about jews. Pharoah goes on to explain “the jews are fake.”
• Pharoah goes on to say the elites are a little bit of everybody but comes back to Satanism somehow. He goes on to ask what satanists do on a Saturday night. Culture war criminal goes on to point out they’re at the synagogue. He goes on to explain what goes on in a free mason lodge. They have a Torrah, a Quran and a bible for some reason. He’s going full retard.
• The god of every monotheistic religion is lucifer. Apperently baphomet, muhammed, and jesus all do the same gang sign. He goes in to say Moses was the lizard king because of translating languages back into other languages. Messiah means sepant... I take it back he’s getting pretty loopy.
• Kang’s raving about patents now... “did god fill out the copywright in the bible? Are there any dates?” He explains that theres no dates or copywrights because it makes it so the books can’t be sued. He go onto explain how the Hebrew language was made up in the 50’s.
• Gunt pauses to read superchats. He admits it’s been “a long day.”
• They mention the Biden N-bomb. He goes in to explain the history of the N-word.
• He goes in to say you don’t see black people going into white comminties telling white people what to do. CWC fires across the bow with “what do you call the BLM riots?” Kang copes by saying is a Soros gay op.
• CWC has a slip saying the jay word.
• Kang was gonna put something on screen but left his flash drive upstairs. He goes on to equate that gangs and religions are one in the same. Kang starts speaking heresy and Gunt quips at CWC to not cut people off.
• Kang says Baby Jesus was some greek pedobait god. This is some grade A scitzoposting.
• Culture War Criminal is getting mad on the internet. Ralph just has his hand on his mouth praying he doesn’t catch a ban.
• Yung Pharoah is still sperging about the Cahtloic church. Kang goes onto explain stuff that’s about 50% right and fills the rest in with shit he read on facebook groups.
• He knows “astro-biology”. CWC goes on to ask kang how far he can trace his ancestry back. He goes on to say whypeepoo stole their languages. CWC points out most of Africa didn’t have written language.
• He goes on to explain if they switched something with magnesium black people would be green and plants would be black.
• Holy shit, a nigga slipped out of the kang! Around 01:55:55
• As per tradition, more bans in chat.
• Kang demands to tell him what offended him about white people. CWC tells him to google “ghost hominid DNA”. They argue about the DNA contents and what percent of whypeepoo share with animals. This is getting off the deep end.
• They’re discussing middle school biology now.
• Tardski wanders in and asks if he’s a fruit fly. Warski, you’re not white.
• Kang explains that white people and black people cannot naturally reprouce. Calling that bunk. I’ve seen way too many mutt babies.
• Kang goes on to ask about how the first white people got on the planet. CWC says they evolved and conquered. Kang says white people can’t even go to Africa. Kang suggests he can beat CWC so they didn’t conquer shit. CWC asks him to watch the movie Zulu. Kang unironically says “Season they food”
• Yung suggests that white people DNA is only 6000 years old. Kang suggests blue eyes are a product of incestual breeding. Kang’s talking about ayy-lmaos. Youz waz alyens and sheeit.
• More quality black scitzoposting. It’s like kooky black twitter personified. He’s blaming white people for chemtrails, ocean polution and enslaving people. Blames whites! Not touching that. India and China beat whites on pollution. He doesn’t like particle accelrators. He just goes on and on.
• Warski goes on to say he blames white people for everything but hasn’t givent them credit for the good stuff like civilization, the internet, cities and the like. Warski goes on to bring up the present day savagry in Africa right now.
• Kang blames white people for it. Kangs blames white people for dieseas from fucking animals then fucking them. He assets that blackes invented writing and farming.
• They start hollering over eachother. Warski brings up that he made two jokes and he got offended. Kang threatenes to beat Warski up. Way to prove a point Pharoah.
• Kang suggest a 75% segrigation where whites and blacks can’t live with or teach eachother. Warski and CWC agree. One struggle indeed.
• CWC wishes that he could have gone to CPAC and preached separation.
• Ralph asks the Hitler or Prince question. Kang picks Hitler. Because aliens.
• Kang calls Andy out again and Warski goes off on him for being over-sensitive and not interested in dialogue. “I said one joke!” “You’re korny!” “Suck a dick!” Potential Knoxville 4.XX?!
• Ralph may have kicked Warski. Maybe just muted though. Trouble in paradise?
• Kang still sperging about Warski telling him to suck his dick. He says he’s gonna press Warski when he sees him.
• Warski comes back in, Gunt cuts him off, letting Yung continue his tirade.
• Warski tries to get in but Gunt hollers over him. Warski apologies for snapping after kang said he’s smack him five times. Cue another spergfest.
• Kang threatenes warski to come to Leafland and make him say it to his face.
• Andy calls him a bitch and hangs up. I guess there’s a blood feud now. Kang spergs that his wife and kids are watching.
• CWC brings up the fact that kang was calling whypeepoo fruitflies and chimps. Kang brings up more half truths he got from facebook groups.
• Kang shills his online university and youtube channels while making up new words.
• Jceasar187 sucks Yung Pharoah’s dick in a shameful display.
• Ralph spergs at chat for suggesting there’s bad blood with Warski. He goes on to assert that he’s the killstream king not some sexual tyrannosaurus. Yelling at superchatters has to be a new low for him hating his fans.
• Tardski’s back! Ralph suggests detractors suck start a certain device. Warski said he was hig- went to eat some pizza.
• Ralph yelling at a guy in chat had Warski scared he was scared Ralph was mad at him.
• My chat tells me Ralph kicked a major paypiggy
• Ralph walks it back and unbans sexual tyrannosaurus. Ralph says he doesn’t want to get all mushy and he might cry on air.
• Ralph once more said today was the hardest day of his life. Thunk-provoking...
• Andy goes over what he’s gonna do with his show with AIDS moby. I guess there’s a chaggot update.
• Ralph says having CWC on was all his idea. Like it’s hard to text someone and ask what they’re doing at 9:51 pm?
• CWC coins the term Wildcard Wednesdays. Chat suggests wace war Wednesdays.
• Gunt reads superchats.
• Ralph says that Ol’ Salty Sandra isn’t gonna wake up from her coma.
• Gunt says he’s doing a morning show and might not do an eveining show. He says he’ll let the zoosadism group know for sure.
• Ralph goes on about how much he loves his mom. He starts to choke up a little. He admits it’s been an nightmare. He stops before he starts crying on air.
• He gives a brief shoutout to gator. He admits he streams so he doesn’t dive face first into the bottle and nose first into the pills.
• Cue the shitty killstream outro song.

"Culture War Criminal"
>CWC
I see what you did there.

And no way is he 277 pounds.

Holy fuck. That's 126kg.

45BMI, how's that even possible? >30 is obese.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

He said she needed brain surgery at one point a couple of days ago and was put into a medically-induced coma, today the doctors told him she probably won't wake up from it. It's a fucked up situation, but it's hard to feel much sympathy for him when he's hosting the We Wuz KANGz power hour instead of at least trying to cope with it in a more sane way.

People cope in different ways. This is Ralph's way of maintaining some normalcy during the worst days of his life and honestly I don't see a problem with it.

That said once Ralph's mom bites it, I think we're getting a Pillstream.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

• Ralph proceeds to suck his own cock about how he has legendary guests and how this will be a “golden age” of the killstream. Is this another hint that he might show up for the golden gunts? He says he thinks they will be pissed. He goes on to name several enemies but not Erverlord.

Going back to this point from the previous KS. I am now 100% sure that Ralph was convinced the kang would bring Jim and his thousands of followers back with money to throw away in sweetie squad superchats.
That was the "golden age" of the killstream that did not come.

Not even getting the guy that metokur had tweeted about less than 24 hours earlier as the "funniest stream of the year" was enough to get an acknowledgement. Ralph didn't get anything, not even a mention that the kang was on "a" stream, nothing (and I'm sure the KS spergs tweeted at Jim more than a few times to get him to watch it),. Instead metokur went back to tweeting about gamestop.

Can someone with a twitter account check if Ralph is still not following metokur? Because I imagine he would try to follow him again in hopes that Jim would message him to be on the show or some other stupid idea like that.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Going back to this point from the previous KS. I am now 100% sure that Ralph was convinced the kang would bring Jim and his thousands of followers back with money to throw away in sweetie squad superchats.
That was the "golden age" of the killstream that did not come.

Not even getting the guy that metokur had tweeted about less than 24 hours earlier as the "funniest stream of the year" was enough to get an acknowledgement. Ralph didn't get anything, not even a mention that the kang was on "a" stream, nothing (and I'm sure the KS spergs tweeted at Jim more than a few times to get him to watch it),. Instead metokur went back to tweeting about gamestop.

Can someone with a twitter account check if Ralph is still not following metokur? Because I imagine he would try to follow him again in hopes that Jim would message him to be on the show or some other stupid idea like that.

lol Ralph still unfollowed Jim.

 

[PhoBingas]

Anyone catch what time he said he was doing his show today in the afternoon? I don't see anything on twitter yet. His trovo page hasn't been updated yet either.

 

[Spectre_06]

Did I miss out on something here?

I knew it would be bad, but I didn't know it would be that bad.

Theory is she had a stroke or brain aneurysm. That doesn't end well when you have constant stress and you're older and probably not living a healthy lifestyle to begin with. If I remember correctly his mother was bedridden to begin with, which negatively impacts things like bloodflow.

 

[Dickxon]

People cope in different ways. This is Ralph's way of maintaining some normalcy during the worst days of his life and honestly I don't see a problem with it.

That said once Ralph's mom bites it, I think we're getting a Pillstream.

I 100% agree but then I'll still heap some blame on his "friends". Unless Gaydur & Co really have no personal interactions with Ralph outside the show, they should have been aware that he does care about his mom and told him to just take a couple days off. His hardcore fans would understand.

But no. Instead they all have to jump into another stream to own the Libs, Kangz, Ayylawgs and Karen Farms.

The Internet Grift is more important than someone's mother slowly dying and it's sad as shit.

 

[thismanlies]

He said she needed brain surgery at one point a couple of days ago and was put into a medically-induced coma, today the doctors told him she probably won't wake up from it. It's a fucked up situation, but it's hard to feel much sympathy for him when he's hosting the We Wuz KANGz power hour instead of at least trying to cope with it in a more sane way.

I can see how burying yourself in your work provides some sense of distraction. Can’t say I haven’t done it myself a couple of times.

 

[Malaika]

So much sympathy for good ol' Ralph. I'm usually sympathetic to people's pain but I bristle whenever people are putting it intentionally on display and are making a show of it. I credit Ralph enough humanity that he is being affected by his mother about to die but I can't bring myself to feel bad for him. He's so obviously trying to actively garner sympathy and throwing a pity-party for himself. Whenever he talks about all these big names reaching out to him in sympathy it feels more like he's bragging rather than showing gratitude.

I don't wish the gunt any pain, but this arc in all honesty is super gay and boring. There's nothing funny about an old lady dying of illness, and Ralph is such a phony fraud that all his wailing on air just makes me cringe because he's quite obviously and intentionally squeezing the juice from it as much as possible to use as a display for gullible softhearted people.