🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MeltyTW]

This week was supposed to be packed to the teeth. He was going to have Alice and the jewess whore on bloodsporting each other and get some asspats from IP2, be a hero and actually hit 1000 without botting. Then he was going to have Milo on Thursday and go back to the old youtube days of thousands of viewers and donos.

Instead he was trolled by a literal crackhead, had his gunt and micropeen spammed all through IP2 and ghosted by an AIDS faggoted coal burner. All the while he's droning on with boring racebait news clips, barely keeping his eyes open while everyone shits on him. I feel like I'm ay-lawging darksidephil at this stage because he's just so pathetic and boring.

you forgot had it revealed that xander basically snuck into his house and fucked his brand with the bitwave odyssey reveal

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Even worse, a meth-head. Meth heads are usually too busy with the bees in their teeth and the phase people to do internet stuff. At least if Chicken Andy is on meth it won't be long before he sells his computer and phone for... you know... meth.

I'm surprised he hasn't been selling Alice's holes at this point.

 

[GuntN7]

This week was supposed to be packed to the teeth. He was going to have Alice and the jewess whore on bloodsporting each other and get some asspats from IP2, be a hero and actually hit 1000 without botting. Then he was going to have Milo on Thursday and go back to the old youtube days of thousands of viewers and donos.

Instead he was trolled by a literal crackhead, had his gunt and micropeen spammed all through IP2 and ghosted by an AIDS faggoted coal burner. All the while he's droning on with boring racebait news clips, barely keeping his eyes open while everyone shits on him. I feel like I'm ay-lawging darksidephil at this stage because he's just so pathetic and boring.

DSP is actually a winner and monetizes on the people who hatewatch him. The entire Killstream just gunt, cope, seethe, dilate and Reddit on their Discord as the lowly piggies they are that oink and squeal when dissent is inbound.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Oh great... Larry the fed. I'll make coffee now so I don't pass out.

Even worse, a meth-head. Meth heads are usually too busy with the bees in their teeth and the phase people to do internet stuff. At least if Chicken Andy is on meth it won't be long before he sells his computer and phone for... you know... meth.

If you want an exciting stream going on tonight. Raging Dissident is in the middle of his RageCast right now on entropy, and YT is his backup channel “Privileged White Male”

 

[MeltyTW]

im being dead serious when i ask this, its not just me right? he really is getting fatter at an exponential rate daily?

also dont let ralph lie or rewrite history he did not have a "i signed up for this oh well" attitude about jack shit he bitched and cried and drank fucking daily when he was doxed

 

[GuntN7]

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im being dead serious when i ask this, its not just me right? he really is getting fatter at an exponential rate daily?

Ethan Ralph is a little poor piggy from West Memphis, don't make fun of him. He is just growing into a biggy piggy. Please, adopt biggy piggy at kiwifarms.net !!!

Da Ralphamale is streamsniping Sand Pounder being upset that Tim Pool kicked him out.
Edit: Ralph projecting on Sand Pounder is hilarious about being late.

 

[AltisticRight]

God Gaydur's takes are shit, shut your mouth gaydur and do your job -- janny and soundboard.

Gaydur is now an expert of the law, not radiology machines.

 

[Sam Losco]

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im being dead serious when i ask this, its not just me right? he really is getting fatter at an exponential rate daily?
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also dont let ralph lie or rewrite history he did not have a "i signed up for this oh well" attitude about jack shit he bitched and cried and drank fucking daily when he was doxed

It's not exponential, just a nice steady linear rate.

 

[SuperMaleVitality1776]

Ralph is now banning people in his chat for asking when Mundane Matt will be on the Killstream. Ralph was posturing and hollering about Matt, but then slinked away when Matt offered to come on the Killstream.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph is now banning people in his chat for asking when Mundane Matt will be on the Killstream. Ralph was posturing and hollering about Matt, but then slinked away when Matt offered to come on the Killstream.

wow punked out by mundane fucking matt, fucking sad

ralph going reeeeeallly hard into the trying to preemptively dismiss fed accusations by his sub message and pinned message texts being themed after fed accusations, hmmmm, and as we all know from his dick pic being confirmed by the gunt tape ralph has never tried to mock the truth away right?

edit ethan ralph finally starting to say west memphis/memphis area instead of just the false memphis area, half way there

 

[GuntN7]

Ralph is now banning people in his chat for asking when Mundane Matt will be on the Killstream. Ralph was posturing and hollering about Matt, but then slinked away when Matt offered to come on the Killstream.

Funny shit as he is laughing at Sand Pounder being kicked from the Timcast forever.
Gayduh somehow becomes a lawyer and makes himself piss the floor more than Quaterpounder's 4 hours of fame and da gunt projecting.

Edit: Butters' show when?
GAYDUH TAKE THE WHEEL GAYDUH (a real quote)

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I swear, there's going to be a pillstream in the next 4 months.

Gunt is barely making money now and the fact that he's banning all the people that pay him, making it so they can't pay him, is really starting to have an effect. You take that and the fact that in the next 2 months Baby Gunt (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) will be born and he'll be hit with California child support, along with how fucking boring the fucking show is that barely anyone is watching it. This one is going to be a catastrophic disaster.

 

[The Demon Baby]

Gunt is barely making money now and the fact that he's banning all the people that pay him, making it so they can't pay him, is really starting to have an effect.

This really was the dumbest business decision that could possibly be made by a trainwreck like Ralph. Look at IP2. They have successfully monetized their audience's hatred of them. Their chat spends an unbelievable amount of money just so they can spew the nastiest, most horrific shit they can think of at them, and the IP2 streamers fucking welcome that shit. Because they make a shitload of cash to take the abuse.
Ralph is so stupid. He could be swimming in cash if his gunt skin wasn't so thin. If only he had the ability to laugh it off he wouldn't be living in poverty.

 

[GuntN7]

Hold the fuck on Tardski.
Sand Pounder at least did the bare minimum to learn Zack Snyder's name, he is not Micheal Bay (Subcultured posted an iceberg video on the Justice League) and he didn't record himself laughing at the abuse of children. But you won't tell your audience about it, Internet tough guy.
I guess being a skeptic, a YouTube grifter and a "SJ" (he is forcing this now, Tardski something something) is worse than hanging around paint bucket, gayduh and da gunt.

This really was the dumbest business decision that could possibly be made by a trainwreck like Ralph. Look at IP2. They have successfully monetized their audience's hatred of them. Their chat spends an unbelievable amount of money just so they can spew the nastiest, most horrific shit they can think of at them, and the IP2 streamers fucking welcome that shit. Because they make a shitload of cash to take the abuse.
Ralph is so stupid. He could be swimming in cash if his gunt skin wasn't so thin. If only he had the ability to laugh it off he wouldn't be living in poverty.

Edit: Even DSP and IP2 are winners over Ralph, a joke.

 

[AltisticRight]

"She's 18 now (Greta Thumberg), that's what Dick Masterson said".
Yes, leave it to Dick and his logs to keep up on the legal status of child celebrities.

 

[PhoBingas]

Official Killstream TL;DW Recap
⦁ Ralph is 10, 15, 20 minutes late! Open to the new killstream intro powerpoint!
⦁ Ralph comes on raving at everyone to subscribe to him everywhere. He said he had a great day today. His drug dealer must have made a house call AND he found a burger in the trash.
⦁ Ralph says he doesn't know if Odysee will be ready yet... He goes onto an article about there being lots of "hate" content on Google podcasts.
⦁ Culture war says he feels like he has spiritual AIDS. Ralph says he got a bad batch like Chicken Andy. Ralph has a clip "Chicken Andy Tries to Repress His Homosexuality And Fails." He complains about the clip being an hour.
⦁ Culture war questions if he fails for an hour.
⦁ Ralph gives up on the Chicken Andy clip. He tells everyone once more where to throw change at him
⦁ Ralph pulls up his twitter and starts going over the little spat he's having with the libtards.
⦁ "That was my tweet... it got way more traction than that... " 5 retweets, 1 quote tweet, 52 likes...
⦁ Ralph spergs about how the left are linking the killstream to mass shootings. So far the only killstream adjacent person with a body count is Seattle4Truth.
⦁ Larry, Ryan and Gunt sperg about the Antifa people saying they're going to get the fascists fired and dehomed.
⦁ Ralph says he know what he signed up for when he started doing "this".
⦁ Rand staggers in... Making a joke about the guy who is having the twitter slap-fight with Ralph.
⦁ Rand goes into the lawsuit this Christian guy Ralph is sperging with. Rand says the guy's defense team hates him, and he's lost the university he works for millions.
⦁ Ralph cuts off Rand to play a Quartering clip of him getting into a spergout with Tim Pool.
⦁ Gator comes in with a piss warm take about it being because quarter pounder said traps were gay and triggered Pool.
⦁ Gunt tries to give us a summary of what happened. Quartering was on some Adam dude's show... there was some sort of falling out and Gunt can't figure out how to skip back in the video clip he is playing...
⦁ Gunt steals Donga's dilation station joke.
⦁ Gator does a good metocuck saying its a nothing burger...
⦁ Gator cuts off his panel to read a single superchat.
⦁ Onto an article about Duke University investigating Saint Floyd of the fent's toxicology report pinned over a black history month poster.
⦁ Ralph goes over the George Floyd stuff some more. Larry says there was fentanyl in his system.
⦁ Gator comes in to day he's been under a rock the last 3 days doing "midterms".
⦁ Onto another article about USA Today blaming "angry white men" in the Colorado shooting... The person that wrote the article got fired because I guess Syrains aren't white.
⦁ at 10:35 PM Ralph has made 11$
⦁ Ralph pulls up the Medium cope article of the USA Today bitch that got fired and reads it with some sad music.
⦁ bans in chat. Banned for just saying "fucking"...
⦁ Ralph lets us know that according to sources Tim Pool stole Quartering's cat. Ralph says he probably ate it because he's Korean.
⦁ Gator with the soundboard over Quarter Pounder's video bitching about Tim Pool.
⦁ Gator mentions the meeting with Youtube that was supposed happen with Quartering...
⦁ Ralph moves onto a teacher that dox'd a bunch of parents that were vaguely right wing...
⦁ Ralph moves onto a wrestling article about WWE banning a bunch of "racist" and "risque" scenes from previous episodes before it goes onto its new streaming service... Gator groans about it, and Larry says "there goes the attitude era!"
⦁ Gator has a hot take about the NBC streaming service being gay because peacock.
⦁ The panel fails to do the Booker T "Tell me he didn't just say that!"
⦁ Ralph goes onto imply that him, Rand and crew are all actors playing a bit.
⦁ Ralph teases Culture war on his martini.
⦁ Rand complains that they're getting rid of the prime vintage 90's booba, but giving speeches to girls in high school to make only fans.
⦁ Culture war reminds Ralph who owns the platform when he makes another Korean Tim eating cats.
⦁ Ralph bitches that he hasn't played his ps5 much this month between doing bonus shit and dealing with his mom. He goes onto say that its still hard to get them at places like wal-mart and the like.
⦁ Ralph cuts himself off to read a superchat.
⦁ Gator has a piss warm take about hating Sony but wanting to see 60fps 1080p Destiny 2.
⦁ Culture war said he'd rather get VR shit.
⦁ Gunt goes onto a Slate article about a white kid getting bullied out of a mostly black school.
⦁ Ralph comments on the black name but Rand lets him know he isn't related to the parent or child, but the guy who wrote the article answering her, and to look him up later because he's "interesting".
⦁ Ralph goes onto the women's 'zine article...
⦁ Larry goes off about the article about how the parent should have known better.
⦁ Article goes onto say that it was the daughter's fault for being white and gentrifying and systemic racism; disrupting.
⦁ Ralph begs for callers and confesses he hasn't looked at the callers. "get in there! Gator's in with 'em too!"
⦁ Gator says Ralph isn't even in the on air room so he couldn't even hear Butters if he brought him on. Butters goes off about nothing for a while.
⦁ Ralph had some tech issues... But his audio was back.
⦁ Andy comes in screaming "LETS FUCKING GO!"
⦁ Butters comes out with more bad racist jokes.
⦁ Andy Stutters about something in his oven not being done. He needs to make it more "glossy"... "20 hours of editing"... Oh, he's talking about one of his videos...
⦁ Ralph goes back to reading random tweets...
⦁ Culture war is seen reading a manga book.
⦁ Onto a The Times of Israel article about all jews having dual loyalties...
⦁ Culture war fedposts about giving the Jew electric chair...
⦁ Ralph goes onto read the article about that Pollard spy in full.
⦁ Culture war goes off about the jays a little and Rand goes onto talk about God's Chosen in a less than favorable light... Oi Vey!
⦁ Ralph lingers on a CNN tweet about gun control. He quits the video half way through
⦁ Ralph goes onto a Negative XP tweet saying some rap reviewer was mean to him for being Asian.
⦁ More Killstream Kovid Koverage! Ralph pauses on an article but Warski cuts him off.
⦁ Warski mumbles about a dream... someone who said the N word six years ago... He went off on Nick D'oreo... Something about rape and petty drama... God Warski is hard to listen to.
⦁ Warski bitching about death threats in his DMs...
⦁ Gator cuts in to give his take about Dream... He tells us he was right about John Swan...
⦁ Ralaph moves onto a Quartering tweet, skipping over the covid shit.
⦁ Ralph goes back to the Covid Yahoo news article from the New York Times . Far right groups going from #StopTheMeal to #StopTheBillGatesBangARanga
⦁ Ralph moves onto Twitter again... He pauses on some Black guy getting cancelled for a rape joke on social media.
⦁ Ralph finally gets another random caller who gives a piss warm take worse than Gator. He babbles about black people segregating themselves... driving a certain type of car and dressing the same...
⦁ Warski cuts in as does CWC... caller still hasn't made his point...
⦁ Caller continues to babble about if they got caught for doing any of the shit they do... they'd be fucked... Ralph sunsets Ash Vampire before going onto say him and Rand are doing bonus content tomorrow.
⦁ Andy goes onto say he's been working so haaaaaaaaaard editing. He goes on to jerk himself off about how good his two cats does on Youtube.
⦁ Ralph moves onto the UFC guy getting cancelled.
⦁ The whole thing is over the UFC guy saying "Bro I'll fucking rape you" on Twitter to another fighter...
⦁ Gator makes a comment about him not even adding "I wouldn't even" to the front of it.
⦁ Onto another Daily Mail article about some karen dropping gamer words when being told to put on a mask
⦁ Ralph goes on to attempt to read the article in full while Culture War and Andy snicker like jokes.
⦁ The article sounds more fake as it goes on. Apparently she was a q tard, went off about fake ballots, called the guy a bitch ass nigger, went on to rant about Satanists and the pandemic being a scam to get Trump out of office "MAIL IN BALLOTS!"
⦁ More superchats!
⦁ Warski says that she looks hot. For the record she looks like a crackhead.
⦁ The guy doing the interview said she had beautiful children... The panel comment on it. Culture war calls out the kids being mixed race.
⦁ Ralph says they need her on the stream
⦁ Rand says her based status has been revoked.
⦁ Ralph jokes about the photo of the black baby on the wall.
⦁ Andy thinks she'd cry if you fucked her from behind for some reason...
⦁ Ralph moves onto a CNN article about Trump... Ralph pauses to freak out about the random search his apple watch did for Gulag.
⦁ Gunt goes onto the article for a second then goes to a Babylon Bee article about a middle school team beating the National woman's team. Andy goes onto say he covered the joke article like it was serious.
⦁ Onto some clip about Megan Rapinoe being paid less than men... Gator's in there with the sound board.
⦁ Ralph pauses the video to give us breaking Quartering tweets.
⦁ Andy spergs and calls Quartering a retard. Bold of him. Andy goes off about Quartering being an F-slur and a coward... Stuttering his way through insults.
⦁ Gunt slurs that he's trying to get Quartering to come on.
⦁ Andy chuffs that he won't dare come on if he's on.
⦁ Ralph moves onto an article about native rights but moves onto some global infrastructure plan "to rival china" as Warski stutters his way through his way through saying that Jeremy has his dick tucked between his legs.
⦁ Andy projects about Quartering eating pizza in bed and being all sweaty and covered in peperoni
⦁ Ralph asks Warski what he's doing on his show tonight.
⦁ He's talking about the IP2 stream that beat the piss out of his wife.
⦁ Culture war thinks domestic abuse is based.
⦁ Ralph thinks she started the fight. Ralph defends the domestic abuser.
⦁ Tardski takes his leave.
⦁ He skips the article about the Intel live autojanny tech that bleeps gamer words. Ralph wants to it on the killstream. He says he has connections in Silicone Valley... Yeah, sure buddy.
⦁ Culture war seethes that theres no settings for black nationalism. Cry whiteboi!
⦁ Ralph goes back to the article he had up at the first about Google podcasts being a platform of hate... He slurs his way through the article, complaining there was news he didn't get to before hand.
⦁ Ralph moves onto one last article about Baltimore stopping charges for drugs and prostitution... then an article about a woman who can't charge a guy with rape because she was drunk.
⦁ Ralph says he's gonna wrap it up... Thank fuck
⦁ One more story maybe? Ralph tabs between a couple different ones real fast... He stops on a Suez Canal article to say it was confirmed it was an Indian crew that took a big shit on the world's trade.
⦁ Gator gives us a piss warm take... Shit Tickets might be hard to find because of the block.
⦁ Onto the Amy Chancellor article... so much for "wrapping it up." About the reddit uprising.
⦁ Gator gives us the old fag knowledge that the troon's daddy was a kiddy fucker.
⦁ Ralph brings up an article about Nike's Satan shoes with real blood that only have 666 made.
⦁ Culture war is triggered about the Satan shoes.
⦁ Ralph pulls some Fight Club clip of Jake Paul and someone else shoving each other and mouthing off.
⦁ Ralph asks what Gator, Culture war and Rand are doing.
⦁ Rand is streaming, Gator is "studying", Culture war was silent.
⦁ Culture War says he moved to Odysee. Gunt brags about his followers.
⦁ Ralph brags that he gets paid in crypto on odysee and that everyone should give him some and follow him there.
⦁ More superchats... Ralph prays that he doesn't get banned on Chomo as he bids farewell to Gator, Culture war and Rand.
⦁ Ralph thinks it was a great week and he's going to take off to books some more guests. Hopefully half of them won't have autistic fits or flake!
⦁ Ralph says he was invited on Kermit and Friends again...
⦁ Ralph cuts to the outro song

I wish he would have got Quartering on, it would have made the stream a hundred times more interesting. All he did was chug beer, read the news, and squeal. I don't give enough of a shit about miss five nose jobs to snipe Kermit and Friends though, and he's hinting like he might not show up.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

"She's 18 now (Greta Thumberg), that's what Dick Masterson said".
Yes, leave it to Dick and his logs to keep up on the legal status of child celebrities.

Between the smash and passes after having the first whore on and claiming he was a professional, and now this actually came out of his mouth? I hope some bitch like Corrine attaches herself to you so you know what it's like to be with yourself.

Ralph says he doesn't know if Odysee will be ready yet..

THE WEASELING STARTS ALREADY!

⦁ Ralph spergs about how the left are linking the killstream to mass shootings

Gunna guess there was no evidence presented for this either, just dem terrible lefties. Ralph, you're a fucking leftie, remember? Or did you eat your larping costume or lose it with Cleo or some other bullshit excuse?

⦁ Gunt slurs that he's trying to get Quartering to come on.

You fucked this up when you decided to dox people live on air. Nobody with an actual audience is going to touch your show anymore you stupid, petulant child.

 

[GuntN7]

I wish he would have got Quartering on, it would have made the stream a hundred times more interesting. All he did was chug beer, read the news, and squeal. I don't give enough of a shit about miss five nose jobs to snipe Kermit and Friends though, and he's hinting like he might not show up.

Maybe everyone would have been more entertained hatewatching the neckbeard than da gunt. Hell, even the Pounder's stream was more entertaining than the Killstream to Ralph, he was streamsniping him.

 

[Perspicacity]

When you're so fat, your watch cuts all the circulation off to your hand and your forearm fat sags.

 

[GuntN7]

When you're so fat, your watch cuts all the circulation off to your hand and your forearm fat sags.

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What went through his head thinking it was a good idea?