🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

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Vanquished Phoenix said:
Wasn't Ralph saying he was going to lose weight? Is drinking beer instead of swig of Maker's Mark and mouthful of Coke part of his diet plan?

Bud Lite: 4% - 9 calories per 1 fl oz
Pabst Blue Ribbon: 4.8% - 12 calories per 1 fl oz
Coca Cola - 12 calories per 1 fl oz
Maker's Mark: 45% - 77 calories per 1 fl oz

If he drinks 18 cans of Bud Lite per night (each can is 12 fl oz) it would be 1,944 calories
18 cans of Pabst is 2,592 calories (assuming 18 cans, each 12 fl oz)
2 bottles of Coca Cola, 17 fl oz would be 408 calories
1 bottle of Maker's Mark, 59 fl oz, is 4,543 calories

On paper, it looks like it is a better way to keep the weight down. Then why is he swelling up larger at a quicker rate than before? Also, assuming he is only drinking beer, not drinking Maker's before or after stream. Don't know what beer he was drinking, but even more calorie intensive beers are about the same (Sam Adams is 180 calories per 12 fl oz, Guiness is 176 per 12 fl oz - apparently they are the most calorie intensive beers - for Sam Adams, that works out at 3,240 calories for 18 cans 12 fl oz). Also, he might not be drinking 18 cans - that's a lot harder than drinking a bottle of Maker's Mark, just the sheer volume of liquid, so potentially even less calories through beer.

Never knew how many calories were in a night of drinking, jeez.
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Your estimates are a bit off because you're calculating the Maker's Mark calories as though he is drinking a handle (1.75L) as opposed to a fifth (750ml). A handle is the equivalent of ~40 drinks while a fifth is equivalent to ~17. Ralph is a drunken slob to be sure, but if he was putting down 60oz of whiskey a day he would be completely unable to function.

Calorie wise that would also put a fifth at 1940 cal, so there's no real change with switching between whiskey and canned piss for roughly the same number of drinks. If he's drinking stronger beer with more calories that probably just offsets the soda calories he consumes when he's drinking Maker's.
 
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TriggerMeElmo said:
He also sometimes drinks Vanilla Coke but I don't think the calorie difference is too major. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't drink Four Loko.
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Vanilla Coke is 150 calories per 12 oz (can)

cistendered said:
Your estimates are a bit off because you're calculating the Maker's Mark calories as though he is drinking a handle (1.75L) as opposed to a fifth (750ml). A handle is the equivalent of ~40 drinks while a fifth is equivalent to ~17. Ralph is a drunken slob to be sure, but if he was putting down 60oz of whiskey a day he would be completely unable to function.

Calorie wise that would also put a fifth at 1940 cal, so there's no real change with switching between whiskey and canned piss for roughly the same number of drinks. If he's drinking stronger beer with more calories that probably just offsets the soda calories he consumes when he's drinking Maker's.
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Ralph doesn't move too, unless people are shitting up his chat, or the guests/cohosts putting him on thin ice with chomo dot live.
 
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The calories from the alcohol isn't the problem. It's complete lack of any type of physical activity that is the problem.

When I used to be a falling down drunk, I worked construction and other labor/heat intensive jobs. The shit would and can burn right off if you aren't on your ass all the time.

People think homeless drunks aren't overweight cause they just basically drink and eat little food. The truth of the matter is they walk fucking everywhere and do day labor doing the shittest jobs on construction sites, keeping the weight off.

EDIT: Also using speed, cocaine and other uppers help homeless keep weight off but we know Ralph smokes meth, so I am calling it a wash.
 
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RickestRickCriminal said:

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  • Hosting the Kumite there because fuck you Tonka (Tonka is the dad he never had).
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I hope this starts a gay legal arc between Donga and Ralph. This wouldn't be fair use whatsoever so whomever Ralph decides to use as a host will kick him off or else risk their upstream providers. Anyone else remember when Ralph and Warski gave Halsey tons of shit for putting Warski's content on his site without paying him? Halsey asked Warski if he would like to be on the site and in the moment Warski just said FAWK YEA! but then cried it was theft later on because he wasn't being paid.
 
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Wasn't sure where to leave this but I was rewatching some of the stop the steal IRL content and couldn't resist screencapping the below image of pretty boy Ethan Ralph.
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Arguably the most porcine human being in recorded history.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
BRUHHHHHHHHHH

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Riley is a big bitch for wanting to charge for the original footage.
Ralphamale said:
I hope this starts a gay legal arc between Donga and Ralph. This wouldn't be fair use whatsoever so whomever Ralph decides to use as a host will kick him off or else risk their upstream providers. Anyone else remember when Ralph and Warski gave Halsey tons of shit for putting Warski's content on his site without paying him? Halsey asked Warski if he would like to be on the site and in the moment Warski just said FAWK YEA! but then cried it was theft later on because he wasn't being paid.
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Tardski is a bitch right next to Riley, not surprising. Both druggies and dumb as bricks.
Ol' Slag said:
The calories from the alcohol isn't the problem. It's complete lack of any type of physical activity that is the problem.

When I used to be a falling down drunk, I worked construction and other labor/heat intensive jobs. The shit would and can burn right off if you aren't on your ass all the time.

People think homeless drunks aren't overweight cause they just basically drink and eat little food. The truth of the matter is they walk fucking everywhere and do day labor doing the shittest jobs on construction sites, keeping the weight off.

EDIT: Also using speed, cocaine and other uppers help homeless keep weight off but we know Ralph smokes meth, so I am calling it a wash.
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Gunt probably subsists in coke drinking for his gunt expansion.
As drugs and boozes dehydrate his body, he needs something to stay hydrated.
We have confirmation on his source of hydration being coke. Important information as it may be the source of fat inside the gunt and explains its massive size. If he wanted a fix on a substance he is addicted to. Highly likely coke would be the thing he sips through as he can buy lots of it at any time, and it has little social reprehension as it is dismissed as just sugary water that one time.
Maybe he buys everything in cans (not economic at all), or most of his coke intake comes from those 2L bottles while he drinks canned on public appearances to appear controlled.
 
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