🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[TriggerMeElmo]

Ie too few if any were sold, be honest piggy

I just want to be clear on this. If anyone has ever used a custom print shop please correct me, but as per my understanding, don't they want a minimum of orders normally before they will cut a price or discount? If it's a single or a few they'll price it out more for the work? It would occur to me that maybe he thought he'd sell more shirts than he had printed (just like hats) so he's stuck with the bill and has to ship individually at more of a loss to him than a regular sale. I don't use Etsy or Teespring or any of that shit so please tell me if I am misunderstanding this.

Regardless, buying e-celeb merch is gay as fuck anyway. I have band t-shirts that I don't wear.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Ie too few if any were sold, be honest piggy

I wonder how long he can keep stringing along the 3 people that bought hats so he doesn't have to refund their money that he probably already spent

 

[MeltyTW]

I wonder how long he can keep stringing along the 3 people that bought hats so he doesn't have to refund their money that he probably already spent

yew want mah to gibs bayck yer 5 bucks? ahm ruined gayta!

I just want to be clear on this. If anyone has ever used a custom print shop please correct me, but as per my understanding, don't they want a minimum of orders normally before they will cut a price or discount? If it's a single or a few they'll price it out more for the work? It would occur to me that maybe he thought he'd sell more shirts than he had printed (just like hats) so he's stuck with the bill and has to ship individually at more of a loss to him than a regular sale. I don't use Etsy or Teespring or any of that shit so please tell me if I am misunderstanding this.

Regardless, buying e-celeb merch is gay as fuck anyway. I have band t-shirts that I don't wear.

oh yeah he had the shirts made and sent to him to ship, that means pig is trying to say he cant be assed to go to the post office or to ups and mail the shit, probably to preserve any meager mcdonalds meal profits from the whole thing, i bet he only shipped the broke dick shirts because @CivilianOfTheFandomWars would have shat on him or maybe he finally accepted hes not popular enough to bulk order merch. piggy is a nod good down low scamming scum sucking fucker

edit #stopthesteal #stopthesqueal #shipthehats #hatsnothate #stopthemeal #hatgate

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

oh yeah he had the shirts made and sent to him to ship, that means pig is trying to say he cant be assed to go to the post office or to ups and mail the shit, probably to preserve any meager mcdonalds meal profits from the whole thing, i bet he only shipped the broke dick shirts because @CivilianOfTheFandomWars would have shat on him or maybe he finally accepted hes not popular enough to bulk order merch. piggy is a nod good down low scamming scum sucking fucker

edit #stopthesteal #stopthesqueal #shipthehats #hatsnothate #stopthemeal #hatgate

That explains why my Gatortime merch never arrived and was lost in Mexico. I hope those unaccompanied kids that crossed the border at least stayed warm. Gator would have wanted it that way.

EDIT: He does love the Latinas after all.

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

GAYDUR! THEY SHUT ME DOWN! GAYDUR GIMME YOUR YOUTUBE STREAM KEY, GAYDUR!!!!

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

GAYDUR! THEY SHUT ME DOWN! GAYDUR GIMME YOUR YOUTUBE STREAM KEY, GAYDUR!!!!

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When this shitty app comes out, it'll be lovely watching him twist and turn over Terms of Service disagreements.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Gator and Joe Pires.

Larry the Fed, Larry in Maryland and Yessica

 

[Section 230]

Loulz.tip is for sure a great way for Ralph to have a better way to get donos. I fully support this method and the stupid collab with ip2 that is 100% coming to Andy and Ralph soon.

 

[Ralphamale]

Oh btw, Gunt said the other day that he won't be participating in Dick's weight loss competition (which Dick started because of Ralph and Riley's gunts flopping around).

As we all know, the gunt never shrinks, it just consumes and expands.

Because he can't lose the weight, he'd cry knowing that Riley bested him, again.

I just want to be clear on this. If anyone has ever used a custom print shop please correct me, but as per my understanding, don't they want a minimum of orders normally before they will cut a price or discount? If it's a single or a few they'll price it out more for the work? It would occur to me that maybe he thought he'd sell more shirts than he had printed (just like hats) so he's stuck with the bill and has to ship individually at more of a loss to him than a regular sale. I don't use Etsy or Teespring or any of that shit so please tell me if I am misunderstanding this.

Regardless, buying e-celeb merch is gay as fuck anyway. I have band t-shirts that I don't wear.

Generally you have to order so many to get a bulk discount and they will usually do orders of single units for people who want to see how the quality is etc. He hasn't even contacted USPS about the parcel either, just has been staring at the tracking number hoping it moves like a real winner. Stooping so low you start scamming your viewers out of hat money is a nice low for Ralph.

Loulz.tip is for sure a great way for Ralph to have a better way to get donos. I fully support this method and the stupid collab with ip2 that is 100% coming to Andy and Ralph soon.

Loulz.tips uses google pay and the moment media gets a whiff of it google will go ahead and close the API access for that domain. That will be pretty funny though, Ralph and Andy fucking up IP2's donation methods. Warski personally doesn't believe anything can happen to it because "It's g g g g google, they can't do that!" when people have told him it's only a temporary solution.

Yesterday Ralph received a cheap Chinese engraved gavel from one of the top simps Maximus whom gunt guards round the clock. He was there for road rage even bunking with Ralph at the compound. Below is more on it.
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Maximus is a long time fluffer of the gunt of which pretends to be a white Italian that larps as a lawyer. In the real world he dropped out of law school after three months of being enrolled and is from the Mediterranean of Italy. Others in the discord often call him a sand nigger that causes him to fly off the handle, even just saying he's not white will enrage the guy for the entire day. Sad!

 

[MeltyTW]

Maximus is a long time fluffer of the gunt of which pretends to be a white Italian that larps as a lawyer. In the real world he dropped out of law school after three months of being enrolled and is from the Mediterranean of Italy. Others in the discord often call him a sand nigger that causes him to fly off the handle, even just saying he's not white will enrage the guy for the entire day. Sad!

thats probably the fag in the 4chan thread who claimed to be ralphs "friend" and that ralph totally just finds all the drama funny between calling us terrorists and spending every waking moment trying to "disprove" and "own" the aylawgs

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Because he can't lose the weight, he'd cry knowing that Riley bested him, again.

Generally you have to order so many to get a bulk discount and they will usually do orders of single units for people who want to see how the quality is etc. He hasn't even contacted USPS about the parcel either, just has been staring at the tracking number hoping it moves like a real winner. Stooping so low you start scamming your viewers out of hat money is a nice low for Ralph.

Loulz.tips uses google pay and the moment media gets a whiff of it google will go ahead and close the API access for that domain. That will be pretty funny though, Ralph and Andy fucking up IP2's donation methods. Warski personally doesn't believe anything can happen to it because "It's g g g g google, they can't do that!" when people have told him it's only a temporary solution.

Yesterday Ralph received a cheap Chinese engraved gavel from one of the top simps Maximus whom gunt guards round the clock. He was there for road rage even bunking with Ralph at the compound. Below is more on it.
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Maximus is a long time fluffer of the gunt of which pretends to be a white Italian that larps as a lawyer. In the real world he dropped out of law school after three months of being enrolled and is from the Mediterranean of Italy. Others in the discord often call him a sand nigger that causes him to fly off the handle, even just saying he's not white will enrage the guy for the entire day. Sad!

What’s with half Arab Sicilians thinking they are white? This top Gunt guard and Dingo.

 

[Ralphamale]

thats probably the fag in the 4chan thread who claimed to be ralphs "friend" and that ralph totally just finds all the drama funny between calling us terrorists and spending every waking moment trying to "disprove" and "own" the aylawgs

The guy does talk about /pol/ sometimes so it's entirely possible.

What’s with half Arab Sicilians thinking they are white? This top Gunt guard and Dingo.

They want to fit in with the alt right movement and are envious of whiteys. It's disgusting they can't be proud of their own ethnicity and have to appropriate white culture to feel superior. The grandparents of these low lives must be sickened.

Edit: More cringe from the fag

 

[PhoBingas]

GAYDUR! THEY SHUT ME DOWN! GAYDUR GIMME YOUR YOUTUBE STREAM KEY, GAYDUR!!!!

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Ralph needs to do what I do and put a 20-30% transparent DMCA filter over the video. Since me and Chillstream both caught a strike within seconds of one-another, that's all I can think of. Haven't had any more community guidelines slaps on the wrist since I started using the filter.

Edit to add...

Live on Bitwave in like 5 minutes!

 

[Cow Poly]

Ralph just said "I run with a crew like Tony Soprano."

 

[Terrorist]

Ralph just said "I run with a crew like Tony Soprano."

Yeah, but not in the way he thinks.

 

[Edilg]

Yeah, but not in the way he thinks.

This is what goes through his head with his crew

 

[PhoBingas]

Official Pillstream TL;DW Recap

• I live in a GUNT prison. A rotund wigger runs my prison. In prison, the wigger tries to DMCA strike me. We can take away his flag by sniping, every day...
• Ralph is late. He's in chat coping that he was up all day, he's getting set up and seeing who all is on tonight...
• Ralph gets a $1.50 after trovo's cut donation before the show starts. Wait... $3
• Ralph finally goes live a few nuthairs before 9:50pm. That's almost on time!
• 10 minutes of Killstream powerpoint slide show...
• Ralph doesn't doesn't know the date... He's not sure if it's the 12th or the 13th...
• Ralph looks to have no cohosts on tonight. Ralph says Culture war will be on "soon".
• Ralph bangs out some super potions...
• Ralph decides to pull out the Killstream riot hour early. There's a crowd in Brooklyn... Ralph moves on as fast as he started. Ralph fucks his whole setup moving his background switching tabs.
• Ralph bangs out more super chats.
• Ralph copes that a mistake on the ticket that says Ralph's height was 5'1'... He swears he's 5'11.
• Some Jacko guy calls in on webcam. Literally who?
• Gunt knows this Jacko guy from the Pat Dixon show...
• Ralph talks about videos of people getting shot in the face on Pat Dixon's shit. He said it bothered him a little.
• Ralph pulls up an article about the lady cop getting blasted while him and the guest talk about South American snuff films.
• Ralph and Jacko start talking about how it's cool to fuck their mentally ill fans.
• Ralph and Jacko talk about Ralph potentially getting into standup or more stage sketch comedy stuff at some point.
• Ralph talks about some comedian that fucks black chicks...
• Onto a daily mail article about Tom Hank's son.
• Jacko says that one of his friends became a cuck.
• Bibble the black, trans cohost swaggers in. Jacko doesn't know of bibble.
• Ralph calls Bibble a capo.
• Onto a video of Chet Hanks getting attacked with a knife by his black GF.
• Bibble said the people at the house were waiting for the word to kill Tom Hanks. Jacko says that Chet Hanks seems to have never had friends.
• Ralph humblebrags about his IPA.
• Bibble calls Jacko and Ralph addicts for smoking pot.
• More superchats.
• Ralph talks about the weed legalization in Virginia.
• More riot footage. Jacko admits that he has tested positive for 'rona. Ralph's chat is pressing F for the guy.
• Bibble has to explain "Press F to Pay Respects"
• Ralph has yet to break 667 viewers. Ralph hopes Jacko doesn't die.
• Ralph moves onto an article about scrabble banning gamer words.
• Ralph has technical difficulties on air, just now figuring out the lock button in OBS.
• Ralph says it's because BLM got to Hasbro.
• Jacko asks about slurs about Aboriginals... Bibble wishes Rand was there.
• Jacko says coon a couple of times on air.
• Onto some covid jab news... Some person talking about one of them passes out on live TV. Bibble accuses the guy of molesting the girl that takes a header.
• Jacko shills his links... Jacko says he was an infantry officer in the military.
• Back to riot footage as Ralph copes about the guest missing the first spot. Bibble hopes he becomes a regular.
• Bibble explains how they wanted to make an example of the lady cop to see if it quells the riots. Bibble says that the riots won't stop until people until rich kids running the show gett arrested in mass.
• Ralph moves onto some Unicorn bullshit. Bibble says its the most boring trench warfare ever.
• Ralph points that one of the antifa guys had his dick out.
• Ralph says his actual view count for once 715 viewers on chomo...
• Bibble admits he reads the farms as he bitches how the ayy lawgs bitch about Ralph botting.
• Bibble explains botting on youtube. Ralph says if he was botting it would be higher.
• Back to facebook riot footage.
• Bibble copes that the left can riot with impunity but the right has one little insurrection and the feds shut it down.
• Ralph admits to reading the farms and liking the Race Mix it Ralph meme.
• More riot footage... More super chats...
• Ralph can be heard flicking a lighter and smoking a roach at about the 02:00:00 mark on the nose on the youtube stream.
• More riot news... They burnt down the Police Department in the town where the lady shot the black guy in the car and forced her to flee her home.
• News from Floyd's drug dealers... she was the new guy that got shot's teacher I guess?
• Onto Ralph's twitter... His audio is fucked for the video, only coming in the left channel... Ralph quickly fixes it though.
• Onto more Tucker clips since Culture war is still a no-show... Ralph says he'll do the jarbo segment later.
• Ralph bitches about Matt Jarbo. Ralph says he was in the gay loser faction of gooberboob. Ralph unironically talking about gamer gate in 2021. Ralph also gets a reference to daddy gym saying he did the IA exit interview that he's got up somewhere.
• Ralph is sounding a little sloshed. Onto the Tucker clip about Ashley Babbit.
• Back to the Officer that woopsie doodle'd the guy in the car getting chased out of her house.
• Onto a single super chat then back to the Tucker clip... Ralph pauses to ripe on the Dante Wright guy who got shot being a ticking time bomb...
• Ralph says someone just tried to hack his google account. Ralph goes back to the Tucker clip again.
• Gunt may be talking to himself with Bibble's PFP stuck in the second bubble.
• Onto an article about a white teen that got shot but Ralph changes his mind and switches to some video he doesn't put on screen right away. He fights with the video making it fit in the window.
• Onto the Project Veritas video he had on the night before...
• Dingo calls in...
• Dingo's headset is buzzing like a mother fuck... Ralph should be nice and buy him a new one.
• Dingo licks the creases of Ralph's gunt saying his court retort is awesome.
• Ralph calls him out for his shit audio.
• Dingo calls him out for not having any Jews on the show all week. Dingo asks Ralph if he's a wingnat.
• Someone else calls in, spouting memes.
• Bans in chat. First I've noticed.
• Ralph attacks the lady cop saying she never should have been a cop.
• Caller says Ralph tried to punch a lady cop; then Ralph hollers over him and gets him off air when it apologizes. Ralph copes and says it was a Mexican cop.
• Back to The Airsoft shooting article he gives up onto.
• More covid jab news. the J&J blood clot issue. He forgoes the articles for a video.
• A single super chat he doesn't read. 0.50$ after the Chinese potion emperor takes their cut.
• Onto a Matt Gaetz CNN clip. Matt Gaetz was doing blow and e with literal whores.
• More super chats...
• Ralph kvetches about how the lady cop just had a woman moment and isn't some hate monger...
• Back to the Gaetz clip...
• Ralph confirms he reads the recaps, bitching that the ayy lawgs said he cosigned Gaetz fucking 17 year olds.
• Ralph says he can smell Pantsu cooking something good... His tendies must be almost done.
• Superchats asking to be unbanned, Ralph struggles with the console commands to unban him.
• Bibble's back and asks about Garison Keilor?
• Kaz lets us know in chat that he was some NPR guy who wrote commie articles.
• Bibble says the cop getting charged and Ashley Babbit getting dismissed are just to demoralize "us". Bibble says to build communities and if you were the only one who thought like "this" they wouldn't need to ban everyone right of center. He begs chat to not get blackpilled.
• Onto news about Merkel's succession. Ralph pretending his world aware by covering German news.
• Ralph gives us a basic run down of the situation of one party over taking the other...
• Ralph looks like he's paying attention to something else? Cheacking his sub-forum?
• Gunt hungers, moaning about how good Mantsu's meat smells.
• Onto Matt Jarbo news... Former goofogoop leader. Ralph and Bibble rip on Matt for riding Gamergate so long then denounce it.
• Ralph says he still isn't sure Zoe Quinn actually DMCA'd Jarbo.
• Bibble says Matt was a glorified text to speech program. Reading articles and giving piss warm takes. Sound familiar?
• Onto a meme video of Mundane Matt starting the uprising on the 6th of January. We even get a "Matt NOOOOOO!" Out of Ralph.
• Onto some article about a US spy chief warning of unparalleled China threat.
• Ralph and Bibble both reminisce about the boulder stream.
• Ralph reminisces about Zidane, but he can't remember when they were both on the Dick show.
• Bibble goes over his plan for streaming on the weekend... Bibble says he'll be streaming when Ralph stops. He's doing a Hollywood Bibble.
• Ralph pulls up a Metokur tweet and plays the video... Daddy Jim... pls come back...
• Ralph wraps it up... He shills his digital begging platforms before he closes up shop for the night. He boasts of one new pateron member.
• Ralph forgets what he was going to do but started mumbling and did his best gator hitting the soundboard with his hoof.
• Thank god, it's over.

Is it just me or did anyone else have any idea who his guest was? Second day no Ryan, and Bibble was the only co-host. Gator must be working, could Rand not peel himself off the bathroom floor?

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

"Ralph and Bibble rip on Matt for riding Gamergate so long then denounce it."

Meanwhile Ralph is still crying about Metokur. Face it, Ralph, Jim is not coming back to save your fat asses. All that's left is RoboMetokur now.

 

[Big Fat Frog]

• Onto Matt Jarbo news... Former goofogoop leader. Ralph and Bibble rip on Matt for riding Gamergate so long then denounce it.
• Ralph says he still isn't sure Zoe Quinn actually DMCA'd Jarbo.
• Bibble says Matt was a glorified text to speech program. Reading articles and giving piss warm takes. Sound familiar?
• Onto a meme video of Mundane Matt starting the uprising on the 6th of January. We even get a "Matt NOOOOOO!" Out of Ralph.
• Onto some article about a US spy chief warning of unparalleled China threat.
• Ralph and Bibble both reminisce about the boulder stream.
• Ralph reminisces about Zidane, but he can't remember when they were both on the Dick show.
• Bibble goes over his plan for streaming on the weekend... Bibble says he'll be streaming when Ralph stops. He's doing a Hollywood Bibble.
• Ralph pulls up a Metokur tweet and plays the video... Daddy Jim... pls come back...

God, Ralph seems awfully fixated on the past this episode. Still trying to squeeze some money out of the paypigs lost in the days of the Boulder Stream? Your show will never reach the popularity it had back then.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

• Caller says Ralph tried to punch a lady cop; then Ralph hollers over him and gets him off air when it apologizes. Ralph copes and says it was a Mexican cop.

How can he be so bad at optics? So not only did you punch a cop, you punched a minority and a woman! Remember, he definitely never hits woman or does this like hold them by the throat because they won't have a threesome.

Seriously though, these sound so dreadfully boring and boiler plate now. I can't believe this is the same show I used to get excited for every night.