🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MeltyTW]

Ralph doesn't know a pretty famous 80's wrestler.
He's finally accepting being a faggot. Ralph could be your first top CWC

lmfao nice catch

half the show will be ripping on Tonka,

whats funny is trader joes gaytor aka pajeet wage janny for the gunt thought he should be the one to mock donga having a fast food job, gaytor donga at one point had a successful show you only started getting paid when ralph ran the show to the back to the ground to the point it now makes you a nickel a week on top of your donga matt tier job, i was actually going to defend gaytor against jokes about his grocery job but fuck gaytor totally now. i now give carte blanche for all aylawgs and broke dick jealous spergs to do as they will in fucking with gaytor and mocking him until he cries. he is now officially fatwa'd by the incel army of pyschos and fat bitches.

 

[PhoBingas]

Live on Bitwave in like 15ish minutes.

whats funny is trader joes gaytor aka pajeet wage janny for the gunt thought he should be the one to mock donga having a fast food job, gaytor donga at one point had a successful show you only started getting paid when ralph ran the show to the back to the ground to the point it now makes you a nickel a week on top of your donga matt tier job, i was actually going to defend gaytor against jokes about his grocery job but fuck gaytor totally now.

I always forget Shannon had a modicum of success online until he got sucked into Ralph's gravity well and stopped doing his own shit and started sweeping up after a gunted hobbit.

 

[MeltyTW]

Live on Bitwave in like 15ish minutes.

I always forget Shannon had a modicum of success online until he got sucked into Ralph's gravity well and stopped doing his own shit and started sweeping up after a gunted hobbit.

i dont remember him ever being successful


also hes nine minutes from start tonight with well under a hundred waiting:

really owning those aylawgs there with that success there

edit:

HOLY SHIT 12 MORE VIEWERS TWO MINUTES PAST TIME TO START

edit ethan fucking ralph gians 900 pounds per stream ffs:

lmfao he gets less than 70 likes and only 2 quote tweets:

imagine showing these twitter numbers and not blowing your brains out from just a stand point of common courtesy, are these the fucking numbers youre going to show your guntling bitch? 60 fucking likes? is this your damned legacy you pathetic little midget wigger bitch? people get more likes posting themselves taking a shit and thats what youve done on all of our screens showing these disgustingly pathetic numbers.


pig zooms in on his face to show us just how disgusting and offensive his obscene piggy snout is, too bad it cant be as slim as his pitiful numbers.


fucking piggy soulless black beady eyes in the eyeslights of his face fat, fucking gross, and look how disinterested he is in the guest probably reading me berating him for being a dead stream having fuck wit subhuman pig

pig says he didnt even watch the video trying to get him on so he does fuck all prep and just flaunts it to his guest disrepecting him somehow more than he disrespects the viewers by showing his disgusting gunted sow mug.


LOOK AT HIS TINY LITTLE MIDGET TEETH THEYRE TINY COMPARED TO HIS INCEST HAPSBURG FATTY PIG SKULL

 

[Haru Okumura]

A chatter showed up and (incorrectly) said that Tim Pool had just been banned from Youtube. In response, another chatter linked Pool's channel to prove he was not banned, prompting Ethan to seethe hard and personally janny him:






Mad.

 

[Edilg]

Mad about how he sperged out and got kicked from Youtube while Pool has a channel and a mini-media empire?

 

[MeltyTW]

A chatter showed up and (incorrectly) said that Tim Pool had just been banned from Youtube. In response, another chatter linked Pool's channel to prove he was not banned, prompting Ethan to seethe hard and personally janny him:

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Mad.

Really owning tim pool and all your enemies by your continued success of kicking out your own paypigs for debunking your comforting cope misinformation there pig

 

[Sam Losco]

A chatter showed up and (incorrectly) said that Tim Pool had just been banned from Youtube. In response, another chatter linked Pool's channel to prove he was not banned, prompting Ethan to seethe hard and personally janny him:

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Mad.

Why is he so salty about Tim Pool? Did he try and get him on and was rightly ignored?

 

[instythot]

Live on Bitwave in like 15ish minutes.

I always forget Shannon had a modicum of success online until he got sucked into Ralph's gravity well and stopped doing his own shit and started sweeping up after a gunted hobbit.

Are you talking about gatortime? The thing he was clearly trying to ride zidan's coattails on and gave up nearly immediately because nobody cared?

 

[PhoBingas]

Are you talking about gatortime? The thing he was clearly trying to ride zidan's coattails on and gave up nearly immediately because nobody cared?

I could be remember wrong, or thinking of Zidan but wasn't he getting like current Ralph numbers like 400-600 viewers?

 

[PhoBingas]

Official Pillstream TL;DW Reecap:

• Wasn't able to start listening until midnight but my chats tell me...
• Ralph is late! There are only 85 people waiting at 9:30. They must know he's a while off.
• 9:45pm and no sign of Ralph. He is tweeting though so we do have signs of life.
• Ralph goes live circa 9:50pm... He's got 197 viewers watching when he goes live. Only half a donga, sad.
• We have gunt... we have bibble... he's got his own tweet up with the Donga at burger king up...
• Ralph brings the Polish priest from Alberta on.
• Priest says a SWAT team showed up with papers demanding to be let in. Ralph asks the priest if he had any warnings. Priest says that it was a total blind side. Nobody sent him anything or even called.
• Ralph has only managed to fire up 412 bots by five after 10.
• Ralph sits there looking quiet and bored. Ralph asks the priest if his number 2 in command is named Riker... Priest doesn't know Star trek at all...
• Bibble bitches that the Canadian covid laws are Orwellian and insane.
• 10:10pm and not a single super berry for Ralphie...
• Priest's camera keeps shitting the bed.
• Ralph finally gets a sub and a 1$ superchat. So he's made 3$ after Chomo's cut.
• Priest says he got scooped and got sent to a supermax facility in Calgary until his court case.
• Priest brags taht he's won over 100 Lolsuits...
• Polish priest makes himself out to be Jesus 2.0
• Ralph forgets what he was going to say. Bibble comes in with a tinfoil hat take on lockdowns.
• Ralph plays the video of the "swatting" of the Polish Priest.
• Gator's there too I guess. Didn't notice until about 10:35 and I saw his fruity little profile picture pop up in the corner.
• Back to more of the Polish Priest saying he's the most oppressed person in all of Canada. He's standing up to the police who are communist nazis...
• Priest thinks he'll be a martyr for doing hard time over not paying fines.
• Polish priest playing the victim card so hard he sounds like a 2010s era SJW.
• Back to the "swatting" video. I hear someone screaming, possibly the priest holding the camera. He's hollering so loud its peaking both my headset and the VU meter.
• Pole is bitching on the video how we have no rights. What else is new, you're in leafland. We only have the right to dilate.
• Priest and Ralph are talking with Ralph looking like he's fighting to stay awake.
• We have a caller my Chat tells me. It's only Butters the sperg though...
• Priest bitches that he's in Nazi Germany again while living in the most right-wing province in the whole country...
• Piss warm take from Gator my chat tells me about but I don't hear it for myself.
• I put my headset on to the priest bitching about propaganda. He's bitching about masks and covid measures... Now he's bitching about global warming and how that was a gay op...
• Pole is coping about how Poland was the second democracy after the US... They voted for kings...
• Now Polish priest is bitching that the media is dishonest. Now Pol
• Polish priest starts talking about awesome water with a drop of cyanide... It will still kill you or something? Rand says he's a fan of the one drop rule.
• Ralph reads some super berries. He bitches that the TrovoBot is broke.
• Rand asks a long winded question to the priest...
• Priest bitches that Canada is burying the side effects. He says 100s are dying every day from the covid jab.
• Priest is bitching about how all the media stuff is "they might run out of beds", "the healthcare system might be overwhelmed" and "there might be food shortages."
• Priest goes on to complain the covid jabs are killing people.
• Priest bitches that people can't sue the drug companies for bad jabs... He fails to realize you can't sue Pall Mall when you die of lung cancer or Maker's Mark if you drink yourself earlier.
• Rand goes on to to mention how some research group says that after a week nobody wants to get the covid shot... Something? It's hard to follow the drunken abo.
• Rand is talking about some billion dollar budget of Biden to encourage people to get the covid jab.
• Rand still babbling that 60% of people won't get the covid Jab... Ralph chuffs at Rand until Gator can get a take in. "always do the opposite of what Biden says"
• Polish priest says he's been in politics for years...
• Priest bitching about the great reset shit.
• Ralph scans the super chats to see if there any he missed.
• Bibble gets a question in before the Polish priest leaves. Bibble asks about his stance on gun ownership. Priest says he is a hunter and goes up into the Rockies to get deer.
• Priest is now bitching about food control and gun control that's coming.
• Priest is babbling about people taking freedom of religion and it becoming a commie-nazi regime...
• Ralph looks so bored. He's forcing a smile. Priest is bitching about Antifa / blm shooting people...
• Ralph says there's callers waiting who won't get on... Ralph thanks the priest for coming back.
• Priest says they don't go after muslims because the police know they would lose their heads. Priest puts in a personal army request for people to guard and protest the cops at his church.
• Ralph so fucked up that he is putting the wrong link multiple times.
• Gator has a take that with what is happening in Canada is a preview of what Biden is gonna do.
• One step calls in. Ralph is fixing audio issues with audio doubling.
• More superchats... one asking to talk Donga. Ralph says there will indeed be talk of donga later...
• Ralph goes back to the meme on his twitter, claiming he works at burger king.
• gator brings up some Davis guy... from years ago. Davis came back from the donga tribe with insider info. Donga has a kid with his ex he doesn't pay child support for.
• Ralph says he has a twitter follower who says they live near Donga. They might have it their way. Ralph slurs about not harassing him. Ralph says you totally shouldn't order a bunch of stuff and drive off.
• Rand says he had a touching moment with his son last night...
• Bibble comes in to make a joke about oxyberries.
• Ralph says that June 1st is his tentative date for the "network" launch.
• Ralph doesn't know what Donga's new podcast is called. Gator tells him Tonky time.
• Rand says there's no shame in working retail / service industries because he's done it.
• Ralph rips on Donga. He wants to see him homeless... He doesn't give a fuck about him. Ralph dials it back saying he doesn't hate burger king or uber eats drivers but that Matt and Donga are shitty and should be ripped on.
• More super chats...
• Back to some Covid vax article. Bill Gates doesn't want to help poor people.
• Ralph struggling to read out a fake Cash.app donation.
• Rand brings up when Bill Gates walked into some Doom presentation with a shotgun and trench coat talking about how videogames were getting realistic.
• Rand asks if Ralph remembers DirectX.
• Ralph bitches that DirectX ayy-lawged him and his games never worked right.
• Onto the DirectX video made in 1995 with Bill gates as Doomguy
• Ralph and Rand are talking about old late 90s FMV games.
• Rand reminds Ralph that doom was running in a window on win95!
• Back to the trade show video.
• Ralph wants to quit the video but Rand says he'll miss the best part if he bows out now.
• Back to the trade show video...
• More superchats... Ralph says he doesn't know if he can do more Gates... He still goes back to the video he was watching earlier.
• Ralph quits on the Gates vax sharing video. Back to Ralph's twitter... More Covid vax news. They want to give minorities the covid vax...
• Video goes on to say that they should get rid of all the whites in the US.
• Ralph reads off some more superchats...
• Ralph moves onto the cringy video to Fauci...
• More stuff from Ralph's twitter. He's got his own Tweet ripping on the low viewcount of the Oscars. You wish you could get 23.6 million viewers
• Someone threw $25 at Ralph, biggest lump sum in weeks.
• Ralph fucks his frame up on air as he pulls up a new article...
• Ralph pulls up a very rough picture of Halle Berry.
• Ralph talking about hot black chicks, Rand trying to make jokes.
• Rand goes into his theory about black women, testosterone and menopause.
• Onto news of Glen Close twerking? More celebrity killstream news!
• Ralph and Rand talking about Ian Miles Chong.
• Ralph's back to twitter. I guess Elizabeth City NC is in a state of civil unrest after the government declared a state of emergency.
• Ralph ignores the the article to kvetch about Chungus.
• Gator gives us old fag advise to ignore trolls and walk away.
• Gator starts bitching about some weeb cartoon changing subtitles.
• Gator continues to babble about weeb shit. Rand joins in to show is weebery.
• Rand starts talking about Jim doing something about Dr. Money.
• Rand and Gator go onto explain the Reimer circumcision case.
• Rand goes onto explain that Dr Money got the kids to simulate sex and transgenderism is based off of the experiments of a jewish pedophile.
• Gator gives us his best jimbo saying "how the sausage is made"
• Ralph says he might have something to announce later... An odysee exclusive stream possibly? Ralph wants to steal the old Kumite slot, kind of like what he did to the real Kumite.
• More superchats... no just one superchat...
• Ralph pulls up another thing he retweeted. Bibble says he's about to leave before Ralph goes to the video... Ralph laughs like a retard at the end, like he hasn't already seen it five times.
• He plays it again and laughs just as hard... Perhaps harder than the last. No he for sure laughed harder the second times.
• Onto Dave Portnoy and Elon Musk having a spat on Twitter.
• Onto a video about the twitter spat...
• Ralph skims his last couple stories... There might be riots tomorrow... There's a trial somewhere else...
• Onto a video of some fag filming some guy who didn't approve of him wearing a dress to prom.
• More of Ralph's twitter... Cathy Griffin is doxing people and their wives.
• Bibble says that doxing was what Project Veritas got banned from twitter for.
• Rand said there was a shooting where 9 black kids were shot with 50+ witnesses, none of them willing to testify.
• Ralph hunts for a local news article...
• Onto a video from the local CBS branch... No arrests... Rand asks if it was the same article that Bibble shared... it might not have been.
• Onto some Caitlyn Jenner news... More Killstream Celebrity news!
• Bibble says no matter how many government jobs or how nice the houses are joggers are still gonna jog.
• Onto some CBS Miami news... An airport fight... Will Ralph play the video?
• Ralph says he missed some stories he'll have to do tomorrow... Ralph's internet struggles to load the video.
• Ralph refreshes and gives it another try.
• Ralph goes on to play the clip of the autistic guy melting down that Tariq Nassed was tweeting.
• Black guy threatens to shoot the autistic guy and he freaks out.
• Ralph goes on to say this guy freaked out and hammered himself in the face a bunch.
• Ralph says it was overkill to go into the area in back where the guy is.
• Ralph tells Rand to shut up when he said autistic shouldn't have to deal with monkies. Ralph chides him about being racist to blacks. Rand sounds pretty shook and Ralph just sounds sick of it. How dare Rand talk shit of JCaesar187's niggerinios!
• Rand and Gator shill their shit and leave.
• Ralph plaus the shitty outro song and calls it a night. He forgets to unmute it.

An underwhelming killstream indeed. The Polish priest seemed so much more unhinged this time around.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I still remember Gunt trying to start that drama about Beanie Man yelling at his brother's dog and giving it PTSD last year.

 

[MeltyTW]

Someone threw $25 at Ralph, biggest lump sum in weeks.

I'm just imsgining pig on his sickly gross midget knee gunts thankful for the amount of money thrown at rando streamers i watch from boredom or vtubers in like,, minutes if that.its fuxking less than minimum wage, I think he got 5 dollars the whole time I've watched and you didn't list very many more superchats either.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm just imsgining pig on his sickly gross midget knee gunts thankful for the amount of money thrown at rando streamers i watch from boredom or vtubers in like,, minutes if that.its fuxking less than minimum wage, I think he got 5 dollars the whole time I've watched and you didn't list very many more superchats either.

I wasn't really tracking but he hadn't made more than $15 before the $25 dono. He might have had more on Cashapp and Entropy. He's made himself enough to get a pint or two of liquor worth drinking if it isn't taxed out the ass in his state.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

this may be the wrong place to ask but, where on earth is Dame Pesos?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

this may be the wrong place to ask but, where on earth is Dame Pesos?

Dame has been silent on Twitter since November. Same with his YT account. He generally avoided a lot of this drama in favor of trying to highlight TYT but even there he's gone full stop. Maybe Coach finally got to him, who knows.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

Why is he so salty about Tim Pool? Did he try and get him on and was rightly ignored?

I think it was that comment by Corrine that she wanted to fuck Tim Pool. Piggy must be jealous.

Ralph rips on Donga. He wants to see him homeless... He doesn't give a fuck about him.

Ralph returning to the internet after jail through the Kumite was a big step for him. You would think Ralph would be thankful, considering how much internet clout means to him.

 

[Michael Janke]

didn't she wan't to fuck half the guys associated with the ralph retor,t except ralph himself? why would he be bitching about it now?

 

[Roman Gunt Guard]

A deal was reached. Uhhh what kind of deal? A case of maker's mark? A months supply of Xanax?

 

[Michael Janke]

can ralph hide his ralph retort income by using pantsu as a middleman, as a way of minimizing child support?
if his wigger ass didn't try to show off and kept that shit discrete, he could probably pull all kinds of tricks.
i guess the idea is that if its a company, he can pay himself a low income and pantsu a high one.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

can ralph hide his ralph retort income by using pantsu as a middleman, as a way of minimizing child support?
if his wigger ass didn't try to show off and kept that shit discrete, he could probably pull all kinds of tricks.
i guess the idea is that if its a company, he can pay himself a low income and pantsu a high one.

Nah, he'll probably just pull a Tonka and re-route everything through his mother's SSN or even Evan for that matter. It's less flak and heat on him to avoid his already outstanding student loan debt that he refuses to pay and never even completed the fucking degree he chose.