🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MeltyTW]

Schizo theory: Ethan is sick from his second dose of the Wu Flu vaccine, which he was required to get to be allowed to continue visiting his mother. His recent whining about Covid, including having that insufferable pastor as a guest, is pure cope stemming from this fact.

i dont want ralph to be a martyr for the anti vax crowd. hopefully he doesnt do something stupid to shut down his piggy immune system while hes being inoculated. now if he wants to do something dangerous and stupid that cant be blamed on vaccines out of depression for it being confirmed he has at most 360 combined viewers then thatd be better. or if he caught covid from his stupid spite ignoring advice instead of getting the vax

Does he live near an abortion clinic? Probably from all the disposed still-borns spawned by Mantsu and Pey.

he was offscreen snorting, tbf could be some nasal spray or something but its weird he left to do it then since it just leaves it more open for us to assume its xannies or meth or coke.

 

[ClipBitch]

Ralph is such a fat enigma. Everything he says is the opposite of what he does. That's fine, whatever. I've long since accepted he's a two-faced hoe. The money angle of things really baffles me, though, since he likes to brag about all the bank he makes. He even goes out of his way to mention how he does everything for money. Which is fine, because everyone does this, but if that was really the case then he has options that could be leveraged to make a shit ton more than he currently does.

1. Claims to love the haters, but aggressively bans them. This does nothing but reduce his engagement. Less retweets, less memes, less troll callers. = Less money.
2. Has been dabbling in IRL stuff again, first with IP2 and now mostly solo. He doesn't have speaker donations on and has mods sweeping comments up. Why? What is the point of doing IRL content if people can't fuck with you? That's literally the whole point. He saw it first hand with warski/failure so he should know the rules. Does he just like being made a fool of for free?

I bet he could make some serious bank if he just let people fuck with him. Whatever he makes now would pale in comparison to what he could be making if he stopped being so thin-skinned. He doesn't even have to let things get ridiculous. IP2 life-ruining chaos isn't needed. In the early days of the killstream he would entertain hate callers and have fun with hecklers.

Since his online relevance is constantly shrinking, I wonder if he'll eventually say fuck it and just become a hate-whore and let people screw with him. Making minimum wage (if not less) can't be very fun when you know there's a shit load of cash to be made by embracing your haters and rolling with the punches. Even if he is somehow making a decent amount of money, it could nevertheless be doubled if not tripled if he loosened the reigns a bit. His cadre of goldstar callers, such as rand, came into being because he let weirdos on the show to talk smack.

Tightening up the call segment was always one of the biggest mistakes he made IMO, because that reduced the chances of finding new entertaining weirdos to fill your quest slots with.

 

[MeltyTW]

ince his online relevance is constantly shrinking,

less than 360 total viewers on chomo dot live and chillstream uncircumcised confirmed last night lol. im still soooo happy pig couldnt stop me seeing him fall below 500 with bots after these years.

1. Claims to love the haters, but aggressively bans them. This does nothing but reduce his engagement. Less retweets, less memes, less troll callers. = Less money.

fuck he even bans non haters who offend him. as for why he claims to love them to cope plain and simple, at one point he actually somewhat used them for clout and engagement and free content even when he messed up and looked like a bitch or initially got offended and tried to janny them but it became too much for his ego and now he doesnt want anyone that doesnt worship and doesnt unironically call him the ralphamale. long gone are the days when he claimed it was for irony and accepted it was cringe his ego just needs the boost now viewers or dignity be damned.

Tightening up the call segment was always one of the biggest mistakes he made IMO, because that reduced the chances of finding new entertaining weirdos to fill your quest slots with.

also its to the point now even goldstar callers dont really chime in, he has to beg for butters.

2. Has been dabbling in IRL stuff again, first with IP2 and now mostly solo. He doesn't have speaker donations on and has mods sweeping comments up. Why? What is the point of doing IRL content if people can't fuck with you? That's literally the whole point. He saw it first hand with warski/failure so he should know the rules. Does he just like being made a fool of for free?

he doesnt like being made fun of but all communities and areas he went to and formed what he thinks of as cool dislike pussies who cant handle insults made in gest or who cant duck and jab with shit talkers or trolls. humans often have such contradictions. its possible his rationalizations are something he only subconsciously knows isnt true. whats interesting is even if you go back to that time when word play sated his ego and he felt like he won he never rolled with the punches so much as he tried to at best make the other person stop with nuclear insults no matter how mild or well meaning it was and at worst just tried to sic his audience on and ruin people's lives for criticism.

ive said it many times but ralph never changed for the better, its just he had a glass barrier in the dunk tank and a rigged target, sometimes he might dip his toe-hoof juuuuuust enough into the water to say he got in or that its not a wasted throw but the moment the barrier slipped under his gunted weight and he was dunked for real we saw the real ralph in his piggy rage get up to chase the sonofabitch who committed the crime of actually paying to dunk ralph and actually doing it and now the only ones allowed throws are properly brainwashed cronies who throw the opposite way on purpose and fan him and throw out anyone actually trying to have fun or making a joke about him being dunked

 

[PhoBingas]

Hate to be a let down, but no snipe tonight. I've been super ill since getting take out at lunch. Might do a commentary free snipe if Ralph streams.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Hate to be a let down, but no snipe tonight. I've been super ill since getting take out at lunch. Might do a commentary free snipe if Ralph streams.

Honestly don't know how you do it when not having the squitters. Rest up.

 

[Fslur]

Hate to be a let down, but no snipe tonight. I've been super ill since getting take out at lunch. Might do a commentary free snipe if Ralph streams.

No worries thanks for the snipes! Looks like Gunty called in sick
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[MeltyTW]

Hate to be a let down, but no snipe tonight. I've been super ill since getting take out at lunch. Might do a commentary free snipe if Ralph streams.

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i hate that your sick but its kinda awesome that both you and ralph are having this stream war and both of you got mutual killed by illness, only giving up when the other had to as well. id have never predicted his greatest rival would be some canadian goblin back in 2018. a true test of wills.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Ralph is such a fat enigma. Everything he says is the opposite of what he does. That's fine, whatever. I've long since accepted he's a two-faced hoe. The money angle of things really baffles me, though, since he likes to brag about all the bank he makes. He even goes out of his way to mention how he does everything for money. Which is fine, because everyone does this, but if that was really the case then he has options that could be leveraged to make a shit ton more than he currently does.

I think he really wants to be that guy who does it all for the money, and to some extend he is.

But Ralph's problem is that he can't tolerate the ridicule. All of his life, some 30+ years, he's been the fat, pathetic loser that everyone's made fun of and nobody wanted within smelling distance, which has resulted in skin thinner than soggy paper. He's basically a real life, more pitiful, Gomer Pyle stumbling through failure after failure, until he drank himself into gamergate. He's never finished an education, he's never held a job - this online presence is all he has and in his obsession with not failing this as well and being a complete waste of life, he has created this persona where he sees himself as some kind of Virginian no-fucks-given Badass.
The problem, of course, is that Ethan Ralph is still just a fat and pathetic loser and anyone who laughs at him or questions his life choices, threaten his online delusions and he has an almost pathological reaction to it as seen in anything he's done since the corn joke.

 

[Edilg]

Did Pho and Ralph synchronize their periods? This is the high price you pay with your body and soul when watching the Killstream.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Did Pho and Ralph synchronize their periods? This is the high price you pay with your body and soul when watching the Killstream.

I think Pho picked up the wrong rotisserie chicken from trader Joe’s. Gaytor must have swapped it out when he wasn’t looking and replaced it with an expired one.

 

[Sam Losco]

Hate to be a let down, but no snipe tonight. I've been super ill since getting take out at lunch. Might do a commentary free snipe if Ralph streams.

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Ralph and @PhoBingas sick at the same time? Holy shit, Pho is Ralph! He's been 50D chessing us this whole time!

 

[Section 230]

Good idea going to see his mom when he knows hes sick. Oh well, covid isn't real anyway I guess.

 

[MeltyTW]

Good idea going to see his mom when he knows hes sick. Oh well, covid isn't real anyway I guess.

HOW COULD THE DOCTORS AYLAWG MA MEEMAW TO DEATH! ralph says as he continues to use his mothers corpse as a snot rag and cough tissue.

 

[Terrorist]

he was offscreen snorting, tbf could be some nasal spray or something but its weird he left to do it then since it just leaves it more open for us to assume its xannies or meth or coke.

It was a popper, because he’s a faggot. Ronnie liked Pall Malls, Evan would enjoy a Marlboro on the rare occasion he could work a lighter, Ethan smokes cock.

 

[AltisticRight]

Which jab did gunty get? Moderna? Pzifier?

I think the illness came from the jab, they couldn't find a needle long enough to penetrate all that fat, so they had to make him snort it.

Oh, and the gunt isn't vaccinated yet. Ralph may be vax'd, but his gunt needs several more jabs alright.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Oh, and the gunt isn't vaccinated yet. Ralph may be vax'd, but his gunt needs several more jabs alright.

The gunt and Ralph are one. They need one big dremaroller to pierce the gunt multiple jabs simultaneously all over the gunt just to
even question if he got the first vax shot. The vax is

GONNA PIERCE THAT GUNT.

 

[Section 230]

When did he say he got vaccinated? I just assumed he's the kind of faggot that wants to pretend the shot is a 5G conspiracy and masks are a form of government trying to control your mind. Because of his age I would think its not even possible for him to be fully vaccinated at this time even if he did get a shot already.

 

[Ralphamale]

Gunt said he has the degree just wasn't allowed to walk or get his diploma because he didn't pay some small fee.

Back in 2018 he said it was because he refused to pay for some fancy wood frame so they never gave him the diploma. I've seen schools hand them out in brown envelopes before so this is definitely a lie to cover for him not completing college.

I've had plenty of flunky friends, The "I d-did graduate! I just couldn't get my diploma because of X or Y technicality...." is a pretty common lie. The story also changes. Sometimes it's the fact he needed to pay a small fee, the other time it's that he needs to do 1-2 more classes before his diploma is complete.

He spent his time in college getting drunk, smoking weed and banging drugged out 2/10 black girls and flunked out.

He has openly bragged that he spent most of his student loan on booze drugs and bitches and fuck the tax payer you can pay my shit. That's why he craves the student loan forgiveness nonsense so much.

Goddammit, why the fuck is being wholesome?

That being said that cat needs the collar loosened, it looks like. Ralph if you're reading this make sure you can fit a finger through it so something doesn't happen. Also, make sure it's a breakaway collar if the cat goes outside. Don't need a cat hanging itself accidentally.

A lot of breakaway collars malfunction out in the open and you need a very high quality one that comes off with the lightest snag. Some cat experts even say to just go collarless because of the risk. However if this is an indoor cat, why is it wearing a collar? Does Ralph forget their names?

Spoiler: rants at dumb shit ralph said during the show

now tbf its possible he'll instead commit suicide or burn all his assets or impoverish himself to avoid being called out by the vickers on the kiwiforums and giving us a chuckle.

I suspect that he'll kill himself when he runs out of money and has no where to go. He'll refuse to get real employment because that'll be a loss for him in his imagination land. He may knock pantsu up too. She'll be that weird mom always giggling while smiling at her child giving off vibes

HOW COULD THE DOCTORS AYLAWG MA MEEMAW TO DEATH! ralph says as he continues to use his mothers corpse as a snot rag and cough tissue.

THOSE MAWFOOKIN DOCTORS GAVE SANDRA THE COVID, I'M SUING THEM SONGS OF BITCHES cough cough cough I'LL BE RICH UNLIKE YOU BROKE DICK cough cough FARMERS!

 

[PhoBingas]

live in like 5 minutes on Odysee and Bitwave too.

 

[MeltyTW]

yall gawrt daymned fukin aylawgs best look at ma combined vooow vount yall broke dyck spurgs!

fucking hell this sad.

fatty piggy eyes look even worse today as is the norm of the gunt decay pattern, :

also yes he lost viewers.