Official Killstream TL;DW Recap:
⦁ Will Ralph be late tonight will he disapoint the 79 jobless morons waiting for their gunted mensch to brighten up their lives at 9:30est?
⦁ Ralph coping in chat at 9:36 that he's getting ready "now". What in Christ was he doing before this?
⦁ Quarter to 10 and Ralph's nowhere to be found with only 184 viewers.
⦁ Ralph finally goes live at about 9:48. No slide show for a couple minutes... Powerpoint's running like shit too...
⦁ The tech issues quickly sort themselves out. So far Trovo is smooth. Maybe they fixed their issues.
⦁ As I type the previous line Chomo starts shitting itself and running at about 15 frames a second at best.
⦁ Ralph comes on at the top of the hour, fumbling to replace the powerpoint with his bloated, splotchy complected visage.
⦁ Ralph looks a little yellow... Jaundiced even.
⦁ Ralph says the dog might be late and the vape will be needed. Ralph has some super subs to bang out.
⦁ Ralph pulls up Borzoi's Cultured Grugs book shilling that he read a couple pages of the book.
⦁ Ralph sounds a little hoarse.
⦁ A superchatter he doesn't understand green-on-green.
⦁ Onto the Killstream celebrity news hour early. Onto some Caitlyn Jenner news. She says politics are like blood sports.
⦁ Randbot staggers in. Ralph watches the Fox news clip in near silence until he asks Rand what he thinks of the whole situation.
⦁ Ralph thinks it will crash and burn, and will be real bad for everyone involved...
⦁ Rand had to be reminded who was the mentally ill person. The granny tranny or the sperg in the suit?
⦁ You can nearly make out the reflection of the room on Ralph's forehead.
⦁ Back to the Fox news clip in silence.
⦁ Ralph pauses the video to ask what the fuck is happening. Rand thinks its full clown world.
⦁ Back to the video. Ralph is half-way through some sort of mixed drink... in an actual glass!
⦁ Ralph and Rand spitballing "hot takes" about the Republican party...
⦁ Onto some superchats... Ralph babbles about two troons fighting... More superchats...
⦁ Trovo starts stuttering more than Warski...
⦁ Back to the circus on Fox.
⦁ Ralph asks Rand for his two petrol jugs on the whole situation.
⦁ Onto Trump news... Facebook might maybe unban him in the "coming months."
⦁ Ralph thinks that its a joke Caitlyn can even run for the Republicans.
⦁ Rand talks about the early 2000's when they first started getting women in the Australian army, and how under performing the women were.
⦁ Ralph brags he's got over 1000 watchers with only 785 bots on chomo.
⦁ Ralph shills his bloodsports tomorrow.
⦁ As Ralph babbles about how shitty the Republicans have gotten and how disheartening it is, his stream stutters a little.
⦁ Ralph mumbles a little about the article he has up then plays the video hoping it isn't just text.
⦁ Borzoi finally comes in... The dog had to get his wife's permission or something.
⦁ Ralph mumbles to the guest to introduce them self.
⦁ Is this Borzoi guy a furry? He said he got into right wing stuff when Trayvon Martin was a thing. He got groomed on the TRS forums and got taken in to be Mike Enoch's ass-slave.
⦁ Now he does podcasts about movies and politics.
⦁ Borzoi said he tried to not be a meme lord when he wrote his book but failed.
⦁ People said Borzoi captured Beebo the cat's spirit.
⦁ Now the guest is talking about >tfw no gf
⦁ Even Ralph's chat thinks this Borzoi guy is. Ralph is now talking about his own >tfw no gf feels...
⦁ More bans in chat, but when isn't there? How many viewers will Ralph have if he shitcans them all?
⦁ Ralph cuts the dog off to read a could fifty cent superchats.
⦁ The guest has to leave early... Ralph talks about how his son is due soon and its a "long story".
⦁ Borzoi thinks that Caitlyn Jenner getting into the GOP is just more white humiliation.
⦁ There's a baby on Borzoi's mic...
⦁ Borzoi fucks off for a bit... Ralph and Rand wonder about the GOP's end game.
⦁ Now they're babbling the George groid riots...
⦁ More superchats...
⦁ Another $2 superchat rolls in... of which Trovo takes half... Someone threw a dollar at Ralph to talk about the boulder stream and sky king...
⦁ Borzoi takes his leave. He asks about when they can do a show together. Borzoi mentions that his mornings work better. Ralph says he has a morning show and the two pencil something in for next week
⦁ Pantsu chimes in off camera about how she thinks Borzoi is a good guy from the few paragraphs of his book "she" read.
⦁ Ralph talks about the logo of the show. It's going to be a liquor bottle label type thing.
⦁ He shills his new shows for a bit...
⦁ Rand kvetches that Eurotrash can't watch his show because it's too late for them. He tells them tough shit.
⦁ Gunt bangs out some more digital pennies. He shills his internet welfare programs and promises more bonus content that won't be out for another month and a half.
⦁ Ralph pulls his map of Rome up. He even admits its a waste of money.
⦁ Ralph pulls up some birth rate article...
⦁ Onto some Phillip DeFranco article. He thinks talking about better help got him shut down on youtube, poking the wrong nests...
⦁ Randbot wonders what PhillyD even does.
⦁ Onto some Ann Dressine article about Mister Beast? Ralph goes over how she locked her twitter... why are you talking about this, nobody cares.
⦁ Ralph says that it's shocking that Mr beast was a "taskmaster", he was really successful.
⦁ Rand's question for the bitch who wrote the article. "You're 36 and single, are you a nice person?"
⦁ Onto Keemstar's twitter... but the tweets are deleted... Oh well, no loss.
⦁ Ralph says he wants to do age of empires and command and conquer streams... but only for money.
⦁ Onto some Cheny GOP news about someone on TV saying "no farting" in a TV spot...
⦁ Ralph admits he was a young leftoid.
⦁ Ralph is echoing and Ralph sounds a little drunk.
⦁ Dingo wanders into the green room...
⦁ Onto some Bill and Melinda Gates news...
⦁ More celebrity news... Some Steven Seagal gifting a sword to some South American Dictator.
⦁ Another $1 superchat asking Ralph to watch E.T.
⦁ Bibble comes in as they're taking about white girl tits, Telling us that Steven Seagal is a fake martial artist.
⦁ Bibble talks about how shitty akkido is.
⦁ Bibble says to go for Ju Jitsu if you want to learn "actual shit".
⦁ Onto some black English guy talking about akkido now...
⦁ Ralph moves onto some Daily Mail article... Worlds biggest Pedo ring was busted in Australia for sexual abuse of toddlers. Rand jokes he has to make a call.
⦁ Ralph gets a video of akkido vs MMA. Bibble says that MMA is awesome because it's showed what martial arts work and what ones don't.
⦁ Ralph pulls up a world street fighting championship video.
⦁ Russian fight video. The Akkido guy deaks him out and lands a kick but eventually the MMA pro grabs his arm and gets him in the sand and gives him a few on the ground hammers before the ref calls it.
⦁ Caller time!
⦁ Bibble talks a MMA fight where a guy got leg kicked into another dimension.
⦁ Is Dingo there? We get some dingo sounding like he's calling in on a pizza box.
⦁ Dingo jokes his grandson his whole fist up another's nostril.
⦁ Dingo gives Ralph some parenting advise he will never, ever use.
⦁ Dingo actually gives him some heart felt advise about wanting to be better to be the hero their kids see them as.
⦁ Ralph copes that people thought he knocked up an under aged girl...
⦁ Onto Tokyo Olympics news. They are not kneeling to the jog. No BLM merch there, or statments at the podium or during the games.
⦁ Ralph asks panel if anyone is even going to watch the Olympics this year. A no from bibble, and a no from Rand. Ralph will be.
⦁ Ralph still seething about the GOP and Caitlyn Jenner.
⦁ Back to Ralph's twitter as he looks for more BLM news...
⦁ Superchats...
⦁ Ralph pulls up the BLM's newest demands.
⦁ Another article about how some Comedian who thinks the US isn't living up to its ideals on the world stage...
⦁ Ralph skips it... Onto an article about new 2017 drone footage of the Charlottesville riots.
⦁ Bibble takes his leave after he finds out that liveleak is dead.
⦁ Bibble shills his bibble can read shirt...
⦁ Back to the protest drone footage exposing "lies" and "propaganda".
⦁ Ralph mutes a cough. Back to the article. The gommunists outnumbered the skinheads 10 to 1 and still had the get the glowniggers to round the proud goys up.
⦁ Rand mentions that a bunch of stores got their CCTV footage got nabbed and vanished. He pivots to babble about Epstein and some guy on contempt of court charges.
⦁ Back to the article.
⦁ Ralph says if he had a ghetto flame thrower pointed at him he'd shoot the guy if he had a gun. Rand said to fire a warning shot but Ralph says its stupid to.
⦁ Rand says its not fed posting if they are talking about US law.
⦁ Back to the Communists in the street.
⦁ Ralph says he always thought Charlottesville was bullshit...
⦁ Rand says the guy will stay in jail because it won't help (((them))).
⦁ Rand starts babbling about how (((they))) are re-writing history before our eyes.
⦁ Back to Ralph's twitter. There will be vaxx'd and unvaxx'd sections of the Yankees and mets games.
⦁ Ralph is looking for a clip from The View. How we need to be shamed into getting the covid jab.
⦁ Gunt mumbles as he searches for the video he was talking about.
⦁ Ralph finds the discount Oprah article bitching about how we won't get herd immunity if we don't shun people.
⦁ Ralph bitches about how BLM is ruining his sportsball. He kvetches that they're all money grubbing scum bag sick fucks.
⦁ Bitch on the view babbles how the people who haven't had the shot will be spreading shit to the people who did get the shot...
⦁ Ralph and panel sperg about how the bitch assumes if you haven't had the jab you automatically have covid... Ralph calls her unhinged. She says we need to start taking their liberties away.
⦁ Ralph says one of the fat lesbians on the view looks like a dominatrix.
⦁ Ralph gives her beauty advise live on air... Troon arc incoming?
⦁ Ralph still complaining about the fat lesbian.
⦁ Ralph has blowup dolls on his search tab at about 03:13:50 something...
⦁ Rand bitches about people not trusting the CDC and the WHO...
⦁ Ralph has an article pulled up on the baseball stadiums giving vaxx'd and unvaxx'd seating...
⦁ He isn't playing the video, he's bitching about the covid jab he totally hasn't taken. He says everything the WHO and CDC and the government put out for years and years and years has been gay ops.
⦁ Ralph doesn't know what's going on.
⦁ Back to Ralph's twitter. More Caitlyn Jenner... He's squealing about her taking too much botox.
⦁ Ralaph still bitching about the covid vaccine...
⦁ Ralph debates ending the show on a downer South Africa news. A farmer who was crippled 20 years ago then murdered today.
⦁ A $2.50 donation slips in. That's a whole McDouble. No trash burger for Ralph tonight, he can eat like a KANG!
⦁ Ralph offers to unmute a chatter for a bribe.
⦁ Ralph goes back to the depressing article.
⦁ Ralph looses his place in the article.
⦁ Shows dragging on... Ralph back to the Steven Seagal sword-gifting video...
⦁ Ralph demands Rand shill his shit, and he does.
⦁ Ralph says he will do bonus shit with rand.
⦁ Ralph plugs his new shit Monday morning.
⦁ Ralph debates on using the court retort or starting a whole new feed...
⦁ Ralph talks about the "agreement" that's "Set in stone". he let's us know "the cheque cleared". So Odysee is paying him to stream there.
⦁ Ralph shills his bloodsharts again...
⦁ Gunt bangs out the last few chomo potions. Ralph tells a paypig he would love to have him on.
⦁ Ralph is pumped the odysee show will be more spicy.
⦁ He hits the clip and calls it a night.
I never gave TRS much attention. I have no idea who this Borzoi guy. First impressions are that the guy is like /pol/ and /r9k/'s retarded love child, but I think we have someone more boring than Mark Collett.
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