*Modern guitar metal type music plays*
turns it up louder
pulls up compression socks
LESSSS GOOOOOOO
Mantsu in the hotseat
*Hick ups*
Totally sober, bro
Talking shit about someone," He's a menace to society", "eating feces" -Ralph literally said this!!!!!
1st Fan Forum shoutout
Ralph slurring
"Awe muh gawd"
*clears throat into $250 mic*
Shills $22 bag of coffee in fat piggy fingers barely holding it
Ralph knows his coffees
Hasn't had a drink in 60 days today
Comparing coffee to cocaine now
Talking about Pit Vipers, Ralph hates them but has totally rocked them before
Baked apparently dipping his toes in the Sun Glass industry "Groypers only"
Super chat about buying China knock off Pit Vipes
Ralph weighs in on how to achieve that look & he might buy in
Walks it back, wouldn't be caught dead
Shills 20 Red hats
"We are going to DC this weekend"
some sort of protest
Calls "Crazy Corrinne"
DC Prison 60 Merican Patriots being held w/o bail... Getting baloney sandwiches w/ mold" "We have no 1st Amdendment & we are going down hard"
"We are going down hard!?"
Was up for a piss & something about anal sex & how Corrinne's puss is super tight (X) & she doesn't do anal for her bf
Loulz (.tip?) is on an alert system now
Tardski steps in while Ralph fucks off
Boomer tech to get Corrinne back
Andy still movin' to P-P-Portuugahl
"It's getting really serious, and muh 1st Amendment - Corinne
Zykotik is Corrine's BF now
Ralph loads up bong & eyes chink HARD
Chat thirsts for Corinne
Corinne denounces sex w/ anyone forever (X)
Corinne talks about her 17 yo daughter getting sex-har. by a lezzie
Gator makes some joke about "riding the muff"
Porkie's joke
Corinne addresses chyat about how her pussy is so tight after having children
can you spell C-O-R-i-N=N-E right??
"Our country is over", Ralph agrees
Corrine proposes to Andy for US citizenship & ER can be the Bestie
Caller larping as a Templar for the DC protest, will meetup w/ Corr
"God bless you"
Ralph just sold a HAT!
Corr wants a hat now

Walph will HOOK HER UP
"Wear the hat naked around the Washington monument" GROSS
Butters joins, "Did I just joing the Hotline???" (what's that?)
Corr wants Tardski children
"We should move into our own communities and believe in the constitution" wooow deeeeep
Ralph brings up Corr's puss again & she wants the hat for free,
Ralph will give her a chance to "earn it"
"S-S-She wants it d-d-deep inside her" -Warski
Corr makes some joke about having a C-Section
I liked to be choked & called the N-Word
OMG my bf just punched me in the face
We broke sooo many sex toys
muy fav sex toys is the one that makes his dick vibrate
CWC joins, why you so mad at Zykotik?
Corr doesn't like Oral
Corr bails due to it being a fake CWC
Ralphy brings out his Shetland Mule, she's been mailing out Kill Report Merch
Plays a Cucka Tarlson clip
Warski fucks off, something somtheing Mundane Matt
Gator will record a Anime Boomer podcast about "controversial anime", please go to Gatortime.live, but it re-directs
Ralph recording w/ SOPH this weekend!!!
What u say Pantsu??? Another week in the books, make Corinne take Mushrooms???
Ralph UNLEASHED IRL tomorrow, maybe?? Gonna unleash Pantsu after this, put her on a leash, "WHAT DA FAWK?", she says LOL
Plays Copyrighted Lynyrd Skynyrd
Drunken off tune Free Bird singing commences
LETS GO
Dont forget about Miami II happening in September
*Boomer stadium rock guitar solo*