🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 278 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    387
"There's only one of us that's lost 300 pounds in the last 3 years and you're lookin at him right here."

What on earth does he mean by that, was he 600 pounds 3 years ago? He really is ramping up the Trump style hyperbole - just lie about everything cause the audience doesn't care.
I'd interprete that as: I lost 10 pounds on some months during 3 years. Nevermind that I gained 20 on others, if you add all the good months up you end up at 300 pounds lost.

Technically correct, I guess?
 
"There's only one of us that's lost 300 pounds in the last 3 years and you're lookin at him right here."

What on earth does he mean by that, was he 600 pounds 3 years ago? He really is ramping up the Trump style hyperbole - just lie about everything cause the audience doesn't care.

He got dumped by Nora, Ade, and Faith. But I think he's underselling their combined hefts.

Option 2: he weights all his poops and stores the values in a database and calls that losing weight.
 
I'd interprete that as: I lost 10 pounds on some months during 3 years. Nevermind that I gained 20 on others, if you add all the good months up you end up at 300 pounds lost.

Technically correct, I guess?
It was probably just water weight from him pissing and not drinking actual water. Just pop and booze. I hope your feet are okay Ralph! It's a miracle you've experience zero withdrawl side effects too! What a crazy world. Praise... whoever we're praising as a God this week. The dried up frog in the lawn? Frog God?
 
Ralph keeps banning josh moon

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When Ralph said he was going to stream in DC on Sunday(?) and didn't, it's because he just recorded it and then put it up behind the paywall.
Here it is, Ralph and Pantsu at The National Gallery of Art.
How'd you get that? It's behind a paywall under the care of fine street shitting folks at secure server who use military encryption!

We start out with a bang, Ralph struggles to stand his morbidly obese body up and he's wearing his Sunday's best nigger rigged compression socks.
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When Ralph said he was going to stream in DC on Sunday(?) and didn't, it's because he just recorded it and then put it up behind the paywall.
Here it is, Ralph and Pantsu at The National Gallery of Art.
Is it the usual take current partner to the museum to appear cultured, not know what the pieces are about and is only nominally interested, speedrun the galleries, end up at lunch?
 
Tune in to the Tequila Sunrise! You too can watch Ralph looking up photos of trans swimsuit models and admit he can’t clock a troon in a bikini. Really makes you wonder about Pantsu.
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ffs a word a minute, real riveting diction from the ralph report dot com journalism school of slurring and painstakingly fighting your drowsy booze and pill fucked mind to sputter a word like sound out of your air sac past your loosely puckered with great effort lips that with the last of your energy might curl to allow you to squeak the right or close enough sound out. like a dying whoopee cushion
 
How'd you get that? It's behind a paywall under the care of fine street shitting folks at secure server who use military encryption!

We start out with a bang, Ralph struggles to stand his morbidly obese body up and he's wearing his Sunday's best nigger rigged compression socks.
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I'm either a 1337 hax0r breaking military encryption, a pay piggie is giving them to me, or maybe I'm the pay piggie. Ralph will never figure out which is true. Meanwhile, I will continue my unfettered access behind the paywall.

Look at those chicken legs.

Edit - Thanks for the camera work May.
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I'm either a 1337 hax0r breaking military encryption, a pay piggie is giving them to me, or maybe I'm the pay piggie. Ralph will never figure out which is true. Meanwhile, I will continue my unfettered access behind the paywall.

Look at those chicken legs.

Edit - Thanks for the camera work May.
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Look at that grotesque form, how is it even possible?
He really does have piggy hooves.
 
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