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5 foot 1Ethan Ralph's 5 foot 2 body is fueled by resentment, grudges, Xanax and whiskey.
im telling you people tell me he will not stfu about us, ever talk to a kf fan and notice how irritable and pissy they are? behind the scenes theyre always hearing kf this, cant do that because kf, you might be kf, hes a thin skinned dad fucked little faggotHis pathetic Neanderthal brain is incapable of differentiating the endorsement of a gossip website that happens to make fun of him from someone criticizing him directly. It's absolutely mindboggling how personally he took "I think Kiwifarms has the right to exist". It's truly hard to comprehend how much of an affect this forum has on his overall psyche and day to day life, but outbursts like this are illuminating.
IM GONNA PISS ON MAH CAWK, BRYNG ME MAH TRAYNNIES!Edited for Accuracy.
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lol calm down bro, why are you so mad?The coping and seething here is pure kino. I'm just sad I missed recording the betrayor Flamenco rant.
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Ethan Ralph? Because the love of his life, who apparently tolerated his poo tasting ways, is now making doctor money while getting plowed by a series of whatever the bong equivalent of "Tyrone" is.lol calm down bro, why are you so mad?
I had actually been thinking about this, and over the past couple of days I've been dipping back into some classic IBS-era stuff: The Mundane Matt stuff, Baked Alaska turns on his "toxic chat" to try and get with a cork whore, DONGA DONGA COLLECT SUPERBERRIES, Jim vs Sargon/ Sargon joins UKIP, Corrine being Corrine, AIM AIM AIM. And it made me sad, because this part of the internet, including the KIllstream, used to be actually funny instead of being chasing small and small scraps of clout. And it also struck me how far Ralph has tangibly fallen; he used to be so much more lucid. Of course he's always been a drunken mess, as I had forgotten that in addition to the Matt stuff that he had just straight passed out during the "Corrine stuffs colloidal silver up her cooze" stream. But he used to be able to make salient points and had a basic understanding of how to facilitate things. Now it's all slurred COPE SEETHE THE PEDO JOSH MOON WOAH BOY MARK COLLETE HERE TRANS RIGHTS. That's why you shouldn't pop Xanax everyday kids. Well, maybe when Zidan gets back from China he'll help.Fun fact: Today is Boulderversary. While this wagey has been stuck in his cagey the last week and today, I haven't been able to watch Maker's Mark sunrise, but from the look of things, I doubt Gunt talked about this today. I looked at his twitter and he hasn't mentioned it and doubt he'll mention it to night.
One of his 2 crown jewels and he's ignoring it for his newest on and to Le dunk on Le farms.
It really all goes back to the fateful day he failed to wear a shirt that could contain his shameful belly. Back then, Ethan Ralph was having fun and not taking things too seriously and you could hear that coming through even on the boring shows. Ever since he was pierced in his tender gunt flesh, he has been consumed by the hatred that drives him in his mostly one-sided war with the ayyyylawwwgsI had actually been thinking about this, and over the past couple of days I've been dipping back into some classic IBS-era stuff: The Mundane Matt stuff, Baked Alaska turns on his "toxic chat" to try and get with a cork whore, DONGA DONGA COLLECT SUPERBERRIES, Jim vs Sargon/ Sargon joins UKIP, Corrine being Corrine, AIM AIM AIM. And it made me sad, because this part of the internet, including the KIllstream, used to be actually funny instead of being chasing small and small scraps of clout. And it also struck me how far Ralph has tangibly fallen; he used to be so much more lucid. Of course he's always been a drunken mess, as I had forgotten that in addition to the Matt stuff that he had just straight passed out during the "Corrine stuffs colloidal silver up her cooze" stream. But he used to be able to make salient points and had a basic understanding of how to facilitate things. Now it's all slurred COPE SEETHE THE PEDO JOSH MOON WOAH BOY MARK COLLETE HERE TRANS RIGHTS. That's why you shouldn't pop Xanax everyday kids. Well, maybe when Zidan gets back from China he'll help.
That Corrine stream is also bittersweet because you had Ralph, Dick, Null, Jim, and Mumkey Jones all on having a good time, being able to say bad words on Youtube. Feels like decades ago that was possible
How has noone slapped the fuck out of this raging little tubby manlet? Dude is so pissed he can't stand it."ITS NAWT TRUUU, KIWIFARMS CAN'T BE BACK! I HATE YOU JOSH MOOON!"
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Ralph is real shook the farms came back up during his show. Full meltdown mode, Fagmenco the betrayer and Aydin sink the knife into Gunty's man flaps.
Worse, he made a joke about sacrificing Ralph to the gods for a bountiful corn harvest... Also he may have paid the night janitor $20 to leave a banana peel beside her bed at the hospital.Soo for a new guy who just coming into the situation did Null fuck Ralphs mom to earn this kind of spergery?
Pantsu, as a social climbing parasite, probably does when Ethan isn't getting enough public attention that's dedicated to herHow has noone slapped the fuck out of this raging little tubby manlet?
Ahh fuck, I got soda all over my keyboard.Worse, he made a joke about sacrificing Ralph to the gods for a bountiful corn harvest... Also he may have paid the night janitor $20 to leave a banana peel beside her bed at the hospital.
'Member when Monkey would superchat "Mumkey Jones gonna break ya bones?".I had actually been thinking about this, and over the past couple of days I've been dipping back into some classic IBS-era stuff: The Mundane Matt stuff, Baked Alaska turns on his "toxic chat" to try and get with a cork whore, DONGA DONGA COLLECT SUPERBERRIES, Jim vs Sargon/ Sargon joins UKIP, Corrine being Corrine, AIM AIM AIM. And it made me sad, because this part of the internet, including the KIllstream, used to be actually funny instead of being chasing small and small scraps of clout. And it also struck me how far Ralph has tangibly fallen; he used to be so much more lucid. Of course he's always been a drunken mess, as I had forgotten that in addition to the Matt stuff that he had just straight passed out during the "Corrine stuffs colloidal silver up her cooze" stream. But he used to be able to make salient points and had a basic understanding of how to facilitate things. Now it's all slurred COPE SEETHE THE PEDO JOSH MOON WOAH BOY MARK COLLETE HERE TRANS RIGHTS. That's why you shouldn't pop Xanax everyday kids. Well, maybe when Zidan gets back from China he'll help.
That Corrine stream is also bittersweet because you had Ralph, Dick, Null, Jim, and Mumkey Jones all on having a good time, being able to say bad words on Youtube. Feels like decades ago that was possible
It started as a harmless dumb joke that Null made on his own stream, something like "there is so much bad blood around Ethan Ralph that he might have to be sacrificed for the harvest" and Ralph just kept getting angrier and angrier. Now we've got a demon baby, Chris Chan behind bars, gunt-sightings, a pedophile fiance who is also a trans man, multiple restraining orders, etc. There's not enough popcorn in the world for The Ralph Show/ReportAhh fuck, I got soda all over my keyboard.
Truer words have never been spoken. Ralph is completely clueless to that fact as well, he's brain dead. Like after the boulder stream he thought "Now wait a minute Matt, Matt no" was a catch phrase like he was on a 90s sitcom and he would shoehorn it into everything.Nobody ever found Ralph entertaining. His show once had a very niche entertainment value in spite of Ralph, not because of him.
This is why you're banned from Autism Chat, Tom.'Member when Monkey would superchat "Mumkey Jones gonna break ya bones?".
2017-2018 IBS/bloodsports was some of the funniest and most entertaining shit I've ever seen on the internet, It's a shame its gone now. All the people that were involved in it either got banned, disappeared, or ended up like Ralph, a shell of his former self.I had actually been thinking about this, and over the past couple of days I've been dipping back into some classic IBS-era stuff: The Mundane Matt stuff, Baked Alaska turns on his "toxic chat" to try and get with a cork whore, DONGA DONGA COLLECT SUPERBERRIES, Jim vs Sargon/ Sargon joins UKIP, Corrine being Corrine, AIM AIM AIM. And it made me sad, because this part of the internet, including the KIllstream, used to be actually funny instead of being chasing small and small scraps of clout. And it also struck me how far Ralph has tangibly fallen; he used to be so much more lucid. Of course he's always been a drunken mess, as I had forgotten that in addition to the Matt stuff that he had just straight passed out during the "Corrine stuffs colloidal silver up her cooze" stream. But he used to be able to make salient points and had a basic understanding of how to facilitate things. Now it's all slurred COPE SEETHE THE PEDO JOSH MOON WOAH BOY MARK COLLETE HERE TRANS RIGHTS. That's why you shouldn't pop Xanax everyday kids. Well, maybe when Zidan gets back from China he'll help.
That Corrine stream is also bittersweet because you had Ralph, Dick, Null, Jim, and Mumkey Jones all on having a good time, being able to say bad words on Youtube. Feels like decades ago that was possible
because irl he cucks and says yes master and please master like a good little bitchHow has noone slapped the fuck out of this raging little tubby manlet? Dude is so pissed he can't stand it.
>lost dame for being a faggotIt started as a harmless dumb joke that Null made on his own stream, something like "there is so much bad blood around Ethan Ralph that he might have to be sacrificed for the harvest" and Ralph just kept getting angrier and angrier. Now we've got a demon baby, Chris Chan behind bars, gunt-sightings, a pedophile fiance who is also a trans man, multiple restraining orders, etc. There's not enough popcorn in the world for The Ralph Show/Report
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I'm banned because I just asked about ethics in pizza day.Truer words have never been spoken. Ralph is completely clueless to that fact as well, he's brain dead. Like after the boulder stream he thought "Now wait a minute Matt, Matt no" was a catch phrase like he was on a 90s sitcom and he would shoehorn it into everything.
This is why you're banned from Autism Chat, Tom.