Boredom and Apathy: Killstream Recap
September 13, 2021, What's a bored, masochistic, hung over, misanthrope going to do with a day away from his indentured servitude job? Why recap people who have less of a life than he does until he's driven back into welcoming embrace of whatever bottle has booze in it.
-9:10pm EST, me and 26 other losers are waiting for the Gunt to grace his channel with his presence. Chat consists of some flame emojis and pants emojis.
-9:17pm EST, Gunt jumps into chat to announce Pat Dixon will be on the show. I Google who the fuck Pat Dixon is. He's a comedian, host of The NYC Crime Report, and works for Compound media. I've recapped a show with him and Gunt before so I start removing any sharp object away from the computer.
-9:31pm EST, Gunt jumps back into chat again to say he's there and is mining the few active people there for story content.
-9:44pm EST, TV Party by Black Flag shows up on my Spotify playlist. Fuck all is happening over on Odysee.
-9:47pm EST, The chorus of LFG starts in chat. Eight people can be a chorus right?
-9:51pm EST, a user by the name of Moose wrote "tweet at odysee to cancel the ralph retort! odysee is a pro lgbt space!". Gunt tells Moose to eat a dick bitch.
-9:54pm EST, the fat fuck starts his stream with heavy buffering.
-9:57pm EST, Gunt plays Gator by Jerry Reed in honor of some failure? Did Gaydur finally piss off Gunt?
-10:03pm EST, Gunt starts the show with 178 1300 viewers and is kissing Odysee's ass
-10:07pm EST, Dixon and Gunt relive the excitement of Gunt's adventures in Vegas by going on about how Las Vegas is a 24hr city
-conversation pivots to how lots of places in Vegas forced people to wear a mask and other anti-vax bullshit
-10:11pm EST, buffering so bad on Odysee moved to youtube, 155 1500 viewers. Gunt and company move to Joy Reid vs Nicki Minaj clip and more anti-vax shit
-10:16pm EST, Gunt check your DM's Alex Jones is wanting his gimmick back and Gunt moves to asking Dixon is he's ever used a dental dam before and then Google's it live on stream
-10:20pm EST, panel is still droning on about anti-vax shit, Nicki Minaj, and conspiracies of expanding government controls
-10:23pm EST, Gunt complains to his guest about the insanity of twitter. Some fucker has removed all the sharp objects away from the computer. Gunt puts forward that smoking prevents covid and is looking for his shatter.
-The stream has devolved into Gunt and Dixon jerking each other off and wanting the movie The Purge to be real. Despite neither one of them having seen the films.
-10:29pm EST, Gunt moves to AOC and the dress she wore at whatever the fuck she was at
-10:32pm EST, Gunt declares that if the airlines require proof of vaccination he'll just drive everywhere
-Gunt moves to just replaying a news clip about mandating vaccinations
-10:36pm EST, 215 viewers and Gunt shows how little he knows about world events by Googling the president of Afghanistan
-Ok fuck it, I'm going to do something else.
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