Pigstagram - DEVOUR DEVOUR!

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ANDS! said:
How in the hell is that home made! My god that looks depressing as hell too. I mean the guy doesn't have to be Emeril or anything, but cooking is NOT that hard. I think the most time intensive thing I make is chicken paprikash which is like a two hour affair the way I make it. Also those frozen meals are what 3 or 4 bucks? That's like a thing of six chicken thighs. One chicken thigh with some rice, mushrooms and brocolli can be had for incredibly cheap.

. . .or I dunno, 5 dollar chub of meat, some noodles, mushrooms and heavy cream makes about 3 or 4 beef stroganoffs.

Again, the guy has no interest in putting effort in to things even if they save him money.
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You read that wrong. He said "home cooked" not home made. It still is laughable how he thinks just cuz he put it into his microwave, it's somewhat better than microwave at the restaurant.
 
ANDS! said:
How in the hell is that home made! My god that looks depressing as hell too. I mean the guy doesn't have to be Emeril or anything, but cooking is NOT that hard. I think the most time intensive thing I make is chicken paprikash which is like a two hour affair the way I make it. Also those frozen meals are what 3 or 4 bucks? That's like a thing of six chicken thighs. One chicken thigh with some rice, mushrooms and brocolli can be had for incredibly cheap.

. . .or I dunno, 5 dollar chub of meat, some noodles, mushrooms and heavy cream makes about 3 or 4 beef stroganoffs.

Again, the guy has no interest in putting effort in to things even if they save him money.
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I'm just getting flashbacks to Phil talking about being so desperate he had to "live off the Mcdonalds Dollar menu" for several weeks.

As if you can't get actually decent healthy food for less, jesus christ he's so dumb.
 
Crow said:
I'm just getting flashbacks to Phil talking about being so desperate he had to "live off the Mcdonalds Dollar menu" for several weeks.

As if you can't get actually decent healthy food for less, jesus christ he's so dumb.
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Transitioning from grad school to full time work, I had to do some major belt tightening. There is no reality I would have ever gotten my sustenance off the god damned Dollar Menu. Like great I'll be poor AND malnourished.

. . .also how is that shit at all filling? I mean I enjoy McDonalds sausage and muffin, but that's not getting me through to lunch.
 
ANDS! said:
Transitioning from grad school to full time work, I had to do some major belt tightening. There is no reality I would have ever gotten my sustenance off the god damned Dollar Menu. Like great I'll be poor AND malnourished.

. . .also how is that shit at all filling? I mean I enjoy McDonalds sausage and muffin, but that's not getting me through to lunch.
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I feel like he tried too hard to sound like he knew what he was talking about and that he's just lazy as fuck so the "Mcdonalds dollar menu" is the lowest he can go without having to put in any actual effort to sustain himself, but he presented it as if he was living in fucking poverty
 
Blackadder2000 said:
I'm speechless. He ate this...
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Even the fucking bacon is frowning. Jesus fuck.
 
FedoraManManMan said:
Made these bomb ass chicken wings(about 4lb for friends n gf). Marinaded them for 6 hours in buffalo sauce, honey, cayanne peppers, lemon pepper, Dijon mustard seeds, ginger, cloves, and a light dash of Kentucky BBQ sauce then baked for 45 minutes.

Fucking good shit man
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We get it, you have friends and a girlfriend.
No need to mention it in like three different threads. You aren't that interesting.
 
HerrKlicks said:
We get it, you have friends and a girlfriend.
No need to mention it in like three different threads. You aren't that interesting.
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I thought in the beginning we were showing how we cook compared to DSP to be honest man.
 
HerrKlicks said:
We get it, you have friends and a girlfriend.
No need to mention it in like three different threads. You aren't that interesting.
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I laughed. I mean I like spicy chicken wings so I'm hoping the next mention there is a recipe included.
 
Hot pockets are probably too dangerous for this motherfucker. He needs like the perpetual kiddy meal, babby's first microwave dinner type shit.

He would probably fuck up cooking it somehow, then he wouldnt wait for it to cool and get pissed off when he bites into it and the molten shit inside sprays into his mouth and burns him, then he would blame them because there was nothing he could do, it was a beginners trap.
 
DuckSucker said:
Hot pockets are probably too dangerous for this motherfucker. He needs like the perpetual kiddy meal, babby's first microwave dinner type shit.

He would probably fuck up cooking it somehow, then he wouldnt wait for it to cool and get pissed off when he bites into it and the molten shit inside sprays into his mouth and burns him, then he would blame them because there was nothing he could do, it was a beginners trap.
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Well he did manage to royally fuck up Cup of Noodles for half an hour so he might get 3rd degree burns from a hot pocket
 
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