Done. Still kinda pissed the damned file is 9.83G. That's almost 10x the size of damn near every other film in me collection.
*looks at the 80gb remux I downloaded this evening*
*sweats visibly*

I would never...
(It does look phenomenal though)
I need a damned glossary. So many words I do not know in this thread.
I'll be willing to lend a hand where I can.
That's $40 down the drain. I got the program for the sole purpose of removing DRM from iTunes. Looking into getting a refund.
Please don't buy software. Every single pirate who actually does shit says not to, and I'm in agreement with them. They all use FOSS software bundled together into one "piece of
shit software" for "user convenience" at an infinity% markup. -- If you wanted to download content off the internet, for example, but it's DRM locked, N_m3u8DL-RE, Shaka-packager, mp4decrypt, WidevimeProxy2 or PlayReadyProxy, spin up a WVD/PRD file and there you go, .mkv file of the content.
I have a hunch it's as simple as retarded normies clicking on *.mp3.exe, but were infected music files and arbitrary code execution through media players actually commonplace, and if so how bad was it? Were the peer-to-peer programs of the era actually malware themselves?
Windows often doesn't show the extension of files, thus showing
System.of.a.Down.Hypnotize.2005.Full.Album.mp3.exe as
System.of.a.Down.Hypnotize.2005.Full.Album.mp3, including the dots in between. .Exe's can also choose their own pictogram as opposed to regular files such as .mp3's, whereby they can mimic music file pictograms. So yeah, I see it as being a regular thing that happened whereby Captain Hindsight is making jokes about "those idiots from the 2000's not recognizing .exe files, how stupid!", then proceeds to use a very obvious virus labelled "Adobe_AfterEffects_Latest_Keygen.exe".
the first game I ever tried to pirate was Hello Neighbor

Hello Neighbor came out in 2016-17, so 8-9 years ago. If you were old enough to not see Hello Neighbor as a bunch of bright colors and shiny images and able to pirate it without viruses, I'd imagine you'd be 10, at least. You'd be 18-19 now. God, I'm old.
Someone should probably update the OP. Some links are dead.
Yeah, use
my rewrite.