Pirates vs Ninjas

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exball said:
A pirate would just shoot him.
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Pirates mostly had single shot flintlock pistols that were accurate about as far as you could spit. The ninja would do some ninja shit and they'd miss, and then they'd have to fight.
 
Ninjas would trick the pirates with poisoned liquor or some other sneaky ninja stuff.
 
Pirates have no honor and fight dirty. Therefore they would win.

Ninja might knock off one or two of them sneaky-like before the other pirates dogpiled him because pirates stand up for their bros.
 
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Pirates were notorious for carrying debilitating diseases from traveling from third world shithole to shithole. If the ninja came into contact with a pirate's bodily fluids (like blood) they'd be totally fucked in the long run.
 
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Count groudon said:
Pirates were notorious for carrying debilitating diseases from traveling from third world shithole to shithole. If the ninja came into contact with a pirate's bodily fluids (like blood) they'd be totally fucked in the long run.
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ninjas are already poison, didn't you see Ninja Scroll?
 
Sperglord Dante said:
Ninjas, while overrated, had formal martial arts backgrounds and continuous physical training.

Pirates were disease-ridden seabound hobos who ocassionally got involved in sword fights.
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They were often missing limbs and eyes and were depraved, mentally ill perverts and even, horror or horrors, sodomites.
 
AnOminous said:
They were often missing limbs and eyes and were depraved, mentally ill perverts and even, horror or horrors, sodomites.
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Yes, but they had guns. Ninjas were better suited for the shadows. Provided it was a straight up fight as is proposed, the pirate would shoot him. They usually wore belts of flint locks to compensate for the inaccuracy and many carried blunderbusses.
 
I don't see why you can't be both a ninja and a pirate and go pillage ships with shurikens.
 
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>no robots
>no zombies

This thread is dumb
 
One Piece is better than Naruto, so pirates win.

I like both series, though.
 
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