Pissedoffroboprophet - Deranged BDSM Fetishist with a God Complex

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Why are these kinds of people always a million contradicting things at once?

because tumblr

 

[Dismaying Tree]

How can people discuss this kind of thing seriously? I remember when my friends and I would go out into the backyard, beat each other senseless with sticks while adamant that we were gods of ancient Greek mythology.
But that was when I was fucking ten.
So what this.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Why are these kinds of people always a million contradicting things at once?

Autism. That's why.

 

[wheat pasta]

Seeing all this, I can't help but recall the episode of King of The Hill where Peggy asks her niece, "Luanne... honey, what is it like to have no shame?"

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

I'm surprised that she didn't label herself a Kanye West-kin because she claims she's a God a lot.

Also her blog layout is almost exactly the same as Springtrap's. Or at least Springtrap's old layout.

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm surprised that she didn't label herself a Kanye West-kin because she claims she's a God a lot.

Pretty sure Kanye West is godkin and I believe him.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I never could fathom how these people can make their reality sync with their beliefs. These people think they're literal gods, right? Yet, when they're upset, they just sort of whine for a bit. Maybe it's the Catholic in me, but where's the smiting? Where's the people getting turned into pillars of fucking salt? Where's the rain of burning pitch upon all the unbelievers? I mean, obviously they're just crazy, but I've always really wanted to hear an in-depth explanation of how they reconcile their beliefs with certain inescapable realities, like having to pay rent or their parents telling them what to do.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I never could fathom how these people can make their reality sync with their beliefs. These people think they're literal gods, right? Yet, when they're upset, they just sort of whine for a bit. Maybe it's the Catholic in me, but where's the smiting? Where's the people getting turned into pillars of fucking salt? Where's the rain of burning pitch upon all the unbelievers? I mean, obviously they're just crazy, but I've always really wanted to hear an in-depth explanation of how they reconcile their beliefs with certain inescapable realities, like having to pay rent or their parents telling them what to do.

Some people who have had strokes lose the ability to move an arm but think that they just don't want to move it. These people are same except for that they think that they gained an ability and just don't want to use it

 

[AnOminous]

Some people who have had strokes lose the ability to move an arm but think that they just don't want to move it. These people are same except for that they think that they gained an ability and just don't want to use it

Lacking an ability and not knowing it is called anosognosia. Even weirder is asomatognosia, where people deny their limbs actually belong to them.

It's usually the result of brain damage.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Some people who have had strokes lose the ability to move an arm but think that they just don't want to move it. These people are same except for that they think that they gained an ability and just don't want to use it

So they believe they have the power to shape reality itself to their whim, to have anything, be anyone, go anywhere, and they just... don't feel like it? Who the fuck does that?

Lacking an ability and not knowing it is called anosognosia. Even weirder is asomatognosia, where people deny their limbs actually belong to them.

It's usually the result of brain damage.

Oops, nevermind, now it makes sense.

 

[Erica]

I would like to see one of these people explain how a god could be blocked out by something as simple as medication. Every time I've seen one of them actually reply it's always "I JUST KNOW OKAY".

Tumblr divine creature are so lame.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

I never could fathom how these people can make their reality sync with their beliefs. These people think they're literal gods, right? Yet, when they're upset, they just sort of whine for a bit. Maybe it's the Catholic in me, but where's the smiting? Where's the people getting turned into pillars of fucking salt? Where's the rain of burning pitch upon all the unbelievers? I mean, obviously they're just crazy, but I've always really wanted to hear an in-depth explanation of how they reconcile their beliefs with certain inescapable realities, like having to pay rent or their parents telling them what to do.

Not sure if this applies to all of them, but a lot of them claim that they are gods who somehow became "trapped" in our dimension in a human form, usually at the hands of some imaginary archenemy. I'm pretty sure that's the case with Robo-Tard here.

 

[Meowthkip]

Not sure if this applies to all of them, but a lot of them claim that they are gods who somehow became "trapped" in our dimension in a human form, usually at the hands of some imaginary archenemy. I'm pretty sure that's the case with Robo-Tard here.

And who would such an enemy be?

Xenu, perhaps?

 

[Chardonnay Backpack]

And who would such an enemy be?

Xenu, perhaps?

Their great enemy is Tawhakiwi, a mighty cannibalistic god sustained by the collective animosity and hatred grown in her great Kiwifarms. Only by defeating the heretics that dwell there can Pissedoffroboprophet be freed from their prison.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

The first and third ones are tempting, but I think we'll just make fun of you instead.

Wow, 2edgy4u and 2deep4u. This person must be so boring IRL.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Their great enemy is Tawhakiwi, a mighty cannibalistic god sustained by the collective animosity and hatred grown in her great Kiwifarms.

I kind of want to draw this now.
Preferably of this mighty god beating the shit out of some choice lolcows.

 

[peribot]

I kind of want to draw this now.
Preferably of this mighty god beating the shit out of some choice lolcows.

For some reason all I can think of is a huge kiwi with huge buff arms. Everythings normal otherwise.

 

[Chardonnay Backpack]

For some reason all I can think of is a huge kiwi with huge buff arms. Everythings normal otherwise.

Do it! Glorious Tawhakiwi commands it! Manifest our deity with paper and ink! Give her form!

 

[Dismaying Tree]

For some reason all I can think of is a huge kiwi with huge buff arms. Everythings normal otherwise.

I also kind of see a scylla-like lower half, except instead of monstrous dogs, rabid kiwi birds. It represents the horde of the userbase and their biting sarcasm towards tumblrinas.

 

[Lunete]

Actual photo of our glorious robot god:

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