Pissing with balls out vs. pissing with balls tucked in - time to settle this once and for all

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Opinions on this most important of issues to the eternal rulership of the sacred patriarchy.
What is best, pissing with your balls dangling free outside your trunks or pissing with them snuggly tucked inside your trunks? If you piss sitting down, you must hand in your man-card.

Answer, lads and ladydick-carriers if there's a consensus amongst troons, we know it's gonna be the wrong answer

 

[Nobue]

I just pull the underwear down in front so I don't have to touch anything. Everything out, I guess.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

The real answer is completely naked like God intended regardless of context, even if you are at busy sports stadium trough urinal.

 

[Ozma (ZeTrannyJanny)]

I tuck both my balls and dick in my anus. Pee makes your immortal.

 

[FlaccidSnake]

dick tucked, balls out, no hands, in the sink.

preferably, no socks, nobody likes wet socks.

 

[Enoby Way]

I just pull the underwear down in front so I don't have to touch anything. Everything out, I guess.

Touching your own dick doesn't make you gay.

 

[karz]

Yes.

 

[Supreme Coomer]

I pee sitting down

 

[Nobue]

Touching your own dick doesn't make you gay.

I don't like washing my hands afterwards. My skin dries out.

 

[Enoby Way]

I don't like washing my hands afterwards. My skin dries out.

Oooh, now dry skin *does* make you straight. Gays don't have dry skin, it's always well-moisturised.

 

[Bad Gateway]

pulling your whole unit out to piss is how you catch your enormous sack in some zipper teeth and cum a fucking ocean

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Identify as a woman for the duration of your toilet visit and just piss out of your butt.

 

[Richard Harrow]

Depends on the season. Winter time, all of it tucked in so I can stay warm for 3 seconds.

 

[Pruto]

Balls in: loveshy virgin cuck.

Balls out: Chad, specially when there's people around.