His name is Sephiroth Goku the Stampede. He has a red trench coat and he has a gun but he only shoots the gun to hurt things because he doesn't believe in killing. He used to be an angel and then he was a devil and then when he was an angel then he was a devil he gave it up because he learned how to love. He used to be a devil and an angel but he gave it up to be a human because he fell in love with a girl who was really simple but she loved him with all of her heart but he got bit by a vampire and then he drank her blood and she died and so he's really sad about it. He perches on rooftops when it's raining out and looks down at the ground like a gargoyle but he's not a gargoyle because he's a vampire wizard angel demon. The girl was a super goody two shoes over achiever schoolgirl who looks an eight year old but she was really smart and in high school. And then after he got bit by the vampire and it caused him to kill his girlfriend he got a big robot that he found under a rock and the robot said "I am a big robot and I believe in the power of you!" and the big robot said "We'll be friends!" and he climbed into the big robot and said let's go get the vampire. And the vampire was an evil buff wizard vampire but he was the head of this company and he has a board of directors and they're also vampires and when he shows up with his robot they all have robots that are made out of different companies, except that their robots are made out of the cloned dead moms of the vampires from the past because they have a time machine inside their robots and he goes back in time to when he's an angel devil and meets himself and they team up because they're best friends because they're each other, and he's like "You have a chance to improve the past and correct the rights of the wrongs," and he sees his girlfriend and he gets all bent out of shape because he's like, "Oh no I still love you but you are destined to die, so I gotta fight the evil vampire corporation," and they go "GYOOOOOOOO" and he goes "AAAAAAAAH" and the robots fight and there's like some explosions because they're in the city but the city goes underground because it needs to not get exploded. And so the city's underground while they're fighting and there's blowing up and while they're fighting he's like "No you don't understand I am back in time" and they go "How can this be?!" and their robots blow up because his robot's better. The explosion is really big but it's shaped like a sphere and there's no shock wave but that's okay. And then he's like "I have defeated you!" and then the head CEO vampire demon wizard buff wizard shows up and he's like "NO!" and he surprises them and stabs the big robot through him and it stabs through the cockpit into his heart but he doesn't have a heart because he's a vampire wizard angel demon from the past future thousands of years ago. The vampire wizard says "I'm going to defeat you right here right now" and then he goes "Aha, I have a trick up my sleeve" and the robot changes into a slightly different robot and then there's some trumpets and he stands up and he poses and while he's transforming the evil CEO vampire wizard is like "How can this be?!" and then he goes "HAAAAAAAA" and there's a big laser that shoots out of his chest because he believes in himself and the laser hits the vampire and it's like the sun but 800x worse and it blasts him back into time and then it hits him and he goes back in time to the forward time and hits his girlfriend and pushes her forward and then he goes into the forward into the future and his girlfriend's there and he's like "I'm not a vampire because I erased him from the timeline, now we can be together," and they go on a picnic.