Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

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Like I said, she has reaffirmed this mantra of "I'm kawaii" so many times into her head to break away from it would cause her complete and utter emotional collapse.
 
Metagross said:
Like I said, she has reaffirmed this mantra of "I'm kawaii" so many times into her head to break away from it would cause her complete and utter emotional collapse.
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It's like the joke about the dumb blonde who has to constantly listen to a tape telling her "Breathe in. Breathe out." over and over and when someone pulls the headphones off she suffocates.
 
The Dude said:
It's like the joke about the dumb blonde who has to constantly listen to a tape telling her "Breathe in. Breathe out." over and over and when someone pulls the headphones off she suffocates.
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I don't know if this is because I have been on a rum binge since 10 pm... but this was the deepest metaphor ever.

Fuck, Duderino. Fuck.
 
I wonder, is Pixyteri fucked up because her mom's a bitch, or is she bitchy because she's spent the last 28 years raising a petulant womanchild who acts like every day is Halloween? There's been talk that PT's meemaw called her a fat cumdumpster, but couldn't be just as possible she really said something as mild as "You should try to take better care of yourself" and "People won't respect you if you sleep around a lot", and PT, being herself, though "My Mamma hates me! WWWAAAHHHHHHH!"
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I wonder, is Pixyteri fucked up because her mom's a bitch, or is she bitchy because she's spent the last 28 years raising a petulant womanchild who acts like every day is Halloween? There's been talk that PT's meemaw called her a fat cumdumpster, but couldn't be just as possible she really said something as mild as "You should try to take better care of yourself" and "People won't respect you if you sleep around a lot", and PT, being herself, though "My Mamma hates me! WWWAAAHHHHHHH!"
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True, that could be it, PT sounds like a fucking drama queen, and drama queens like to lie and blow things out of proportion.
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
There's been talk that PT's meemaw called her a fat cumdumpster
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That's fucked up if true. I knew a girl once whose own father told her she was "a load that should have been swallowed".
 
soIregistered said:
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
There's been talk that PT's meemaw called her a fat cumdumpster
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That's fucked up if true. I knew a girl once whose own father told her she was "a load that should have been swallowed".
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My dad once said I was the little abortion that got away. Pixy needs to man the fuck up and just shower.
 
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She sure does have a brick for a jaw. Sadly it is not a brick of charisma.
 
Here's the thing about Pixy: she's not terrible looking. I've seen a couple pictures if her when she was a bit thinner and she was pretty cute. Not a knock-out, but cute enough. The big problem with Pixy is she is completely immature and delusional. And filthy. If she actually dressed like an adult, found some flattering clothes, found a hair style and color that was flattering for her face shape and some make up that highlighted the good features of her face she could be really cute for a bigger girl. But because she's a childish drama llama with Jappo delusions it makes her very unattractive. My wife is a big woman, but I'm attracted to her because she has an amazing personality and attitude. Attitude makes a huge difference. I'd much rather be with a big ol' gal who knows how to have fun and has a great attitude than a skinny hot chick who is dumb as a box of turds and a fucking bitch. And if you're a fat chick who is a bitch, well then I've got some bad news for you...
 
The Dude said:
Attitude makes a huge difference. I'd much rather be with a big ol' gal who knows how to have fun and has a great attitude than a skinny hot chick who is dumb as a box of turds and a fucking bitch. And if you're a fat chick who is a bitch, well then I've got some bad news for you...
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Yup. I've had a lot of girlfriends, all shapes and sizes. I've told hot girls to fuck off because they were complete bitches. It's why I can't stand girls who look like Megan Fox, with the perma-bitch face, and they're dumb as rocks. Complete turn off.

But fat chicks who ALSO happen to be bitches? The worst kind. They're mad because no one wants them AND they do nothing to help their case.
 
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Picklepower said:
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That JAW that NOSE, from profile she looks like those creepy medieval puppets.
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Well, I know what I'll see in my nightmares tonight.
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She actually looks quite cute in the first pic and I really dig her hair. The second pic she looks like she's ripping a massive fart.
 
soIregistered said:
The Dude said:
Attitude makes a huge difference. I'd much rather be with a big ol' gal who knows how to have fun and has a great attitude than a skinny hot chick who is dumb as a box of turds and a fucking bitch. And if you're a fat chick who is a bitch, well then I've got some bad news for you...
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Yup. I've had a lot of girlfriends, all shapes and sizes. I've told hot girls to fuck off because they were complete bitches. It's why I can't stand girls who look like Megan Fox, with the perma-bitch face, and they're dumb as rocks. Complete turn off.

But fat chicks who ALSO happen to be bitches? The worst kind. They're mad because no one wants them AND they do nothing to help their case.
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Yeah, Pixy has a shitty attitude and is pretty delusional. She constantly bitches about skinny girls and how men don't want REAL WOMEN with CURVES because she's über-jealous.
 
She looks quite lovely in the first picture, with that white dress, that's probably the best I've seen her if I step back and take her personality out of account.

There is a beautiful plus-sized model named Tess Munster who is way bigger than her, but is still pretty damn stunning.

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I think there is a difference flattering and revealing. Because big girls can still look good in showy clothing, but once again, it's all about how you dress.
 
See, think about Tess's bikini is that for one.... IT FITS HER!
 
The Dude said:
She actually looks quite cute in the first pic and I really dig her hair. The second pic she looks like she's ripping a massive fart.
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Oh yeah, and more's the pity that she doesn't look like that picture on the left all the time. But weebs gon weeb.
 
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