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America also bought out the findings of the experiments I think.
I read that somewhere a while ago so it could be misinformation.
 
Picklepower said:
Hahaha she does know that to teach English to Japanese kids, she would have to be fluent in Japanese, and know a lot about English grammar rules as well? In fact does she have any teaching experience, of any kind?
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She's referring the J.E.T. (Japan Exchange and Teaching) program. The Japanese government brings over native English speakers to act as assistant English teachers or gym teachers. Some things to note:

1. PT would be placed in a town at the mercy of the Japanese government. Meaning she would likely be placed in bumsfuck middle-of-nowhere where people look at cosplay as childish. This would kill her soul.

2. The JET program's pay is shit. PT, if accepted, would have to live off of $36,000 her first year. This is, of course, pre-taxed, so it's actually a lot less.

3. There's a huge application process that takes place. She first has to pass the requirements to be interviewed, write a essay on why she wants to apply (weeaboos not welcome sign #1), and if it's accepted, she has to pass a formal interview with a panel of former JETs, ambassadors, and executives (weeaboos not welcome sign #2). After that, she still has to attend several classes to get her inundated with what is to be expected of her and what she's not supposed to do.

4. This is not a vacation. PT would be sent to Japan to WORK. Given her stellar abilities to man a cash register at a Home Depot, she'd freak out, go AWOL to Comiket or something, and get her ass deported.
 
exball said:
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exball said:
I'm in particularly high spirits. Time to google unit 731. (:_(
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Be warned my friend, it can get quite upsetting.
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I just...Wha...Did we seriously grant this monsters Immunity?
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I read that the US Govt did grant immunity in exchange for information on their bio/chem weapons programs.
 
So it looks like Pixy wrecked her car today on her way to work. She was too busy fucking with her phone.
 
The Dude said:
So it looks like Pixy wrecked her car today on her way to work. She was too busy fucking with her phone.
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Uploading her new shitty cosplay was to important to wait.
 
exball said:
The Dude said:
So it looks like Pixy wrecked her car today on her way to work. She was too busy fucking with her phone.
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Uploading her new shitty cosplay was to important to wait.
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She said something about trying to take care of medical bills or something. Her mom told her she needs to grow up and get a real job or else no man will want her. Then her mom said something about if her parents die then Pixy will be put into a mental hospital and Pixy asked Twitter if that was true.
 
Does anyone still have access to her twitter? I miss watching that thing.
 
The Dude said:
exball said:
The Dude said:
So it looks like Pixy wrecked her car today on her way to work. She was too busy fucking with her phone.
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Uploading her new shitty cosplay was to important to wait.
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She said something about trying to take care of medical bills or something. Her mom told her she needs to grow up and get a real job or else no man will want her. Then her mom said something about if her parents die then Pixy will be put into a mental hospital and Pixy asked Twitter if that was true.
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Wisdom of Crowds, or hugbox? :tomgirl:
 
NoDarkies said:
The Dude said:
exball said:
Uploading her new shitty cosplay was to important to wait.
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She said something about trying to take care of medical bills or something. Her mom told her she needs to grow up and get a real job or else no man will want her. Then her mom said something about if her parents die then Pixy will be put into a mental hospital and Pixy asked Twitter if that was true.
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Wisdom of Crowds, or hugbox? :tomgirl:
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Psshhh...Wisdom of Crowds, of course!
 
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Guise, srsly. There's an entire thread over on staminarose devoted to shoops of PT, sometimes with the goal of seeing how much the person can improve her appearance... and sometimes this.
 
I was disapointed when I discovered PT. I was expecting the bride of CWC. What I got was some fat chick doing the weabo thing ten years after it's socialy exceptable.

I don't think she's that far gone down the lolcow path that she can't be rescued. She just needs a proper job and a social circle of mostly normal friends.
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
I was disapointed when I discovered PT. I was expecting the bride of CWC. What I got was some fat chick doing the weabo thing ten years after it's socialy exceptable.

I don't think she's that far gone down the lolcow path that she can't be rescued. She just needs a proper job and a social circle of mostly normal friends.
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The Bride of Chris. Starring Vincent Price as Doctor CWCenstein, Rosie O'Donnell as Mother Chandler, George C Scott as Father Chandler, Niel Patrick Harris as The Bride, and Chris Farley as Chris the CWCenstein Monster. Rated X for graphic depictions of sex, violence, murder, dismemberment, lewd acts, homosexuality, transgenderism, depictions of animal abuse, and extreme scatological content. Minors under 18 not permitted.
 
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