Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

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Picklepower said:
I'm kind of an Asia-ophile, and PTs Japan only, brand loyalty, annoys me. China and Korea are fascinating countries too, with rich histories. And I'm into all this stuff right, but I don't think, "Oh God why wasn't I born Asian!!!??" because really, race doesn't matter. Its weird that a 28 year old woman, has such childish views of race. Also, I think deep down, if you really pushed her, she would admit that she knows she's not Japanese, I think deep down the wind chime story, was made to convince herself of her true Japanesness.
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Indian culture is really fascinating too. Honestly, her tunnel vision love of Japan is reaaaally fucking irritating. :evil:
 
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"Ew...that's the bikini she wore out? The fit of the bottoms are atrocious. How did no one in her family say anything???"
 
Possibly because she had already thrown one epic shit fit during this vacation? Just a guess, mind.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
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"Ew...that's the bikini she wore out? The fit of the bottoms are atrocious. How did no one in her family say anything???"
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MY EYES!!!
 
She's just gonna let her china hang out, then get in the pool and infect every one with its infection.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
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"Ew...that's the bikini she wore out? The fit of the bottoms are atrocious. How did no one in her family say anything???"
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I believe you missed the part where the whole thing is a crime. PT. Honey. It's called dressing for your size. Neither piece looks like it fits properly, and that color scheme looks like it was put together by a colorblind four year old.
 
It's really hard to find bathing suits in any other size than "really small"
But that's just in Canada, I dunno how the bathing suit market in the states is.
 
Good god, she is so fucking barrel-chested. Also is she wearing like, a thong under her bikini bottom? What's up with the white strap?
 
pickleniggo said:
Good god, she is so fucking barrel-chested. Also is she wearing like, a thong under her bikini bottom? What's up with the white strap?
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I think that's part of the bikini
 
Lady Houligan said:
I believe you missed the part where the whole thing is a crime. PT. Honey. It's called dressing for your size. Neither piece looks like it fits properly, and that color scheme looks like it was put together by a colorblind four year old.
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I've seen bikini racks, particularly when on clearance, that are just a clutter of random styles leaving it up to the consumer to pick out the ones that match. I think Pixyteri found one of these racks and didn't understand the "pick out the ones that match" part. That or she did it on purpose to be "different but cool" or some dumb shit.
 
MysticMisty said:
Lady Houligan said:
I believe you missed the part where the whole thing is a crime. PT. Honey. It's called dressing for your size. Neither piece looks like it fits properly, and that color scheme looks like it was put together by a colorblind four year old.
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I've seen bikini racks, particularly when on clearance, that are just a clutter of random styles leaving it up to the consumer to pick out the ones that match. I think Pixyteri found one of these racks and didn't understand the "pick out the ones that match" part. That or she did it on purpose to be "different but cool" or some dumb shit.
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So basically :stupid: .
 
I'm actually kind of curious how she Photoshops that. I mean, you can see some things in the background (like the painting) gets really elongated, but I don't really know what technique she uses to try and make herself look thin.
 
...Did that picture break the forums?
 
.... Well, this proves how deadly the pictures are.
 
Some staminarose poster figured out that she just distorts it by how she's holding the phone -- like tilting it rather severely downward. Another set of pics that the poster fixed on the right-hand side show a similar tilt to the phone itself, and very similar distortion of background items (like the TV -- they really don't make them square anymore).

For bigger women like PT, in the US anyway, the bathing suit market really does force you to pick two of three attributes: cute, fitting, or affordable. There's a Tumblr out there that does an impressive amount of research (it's one of the WTF ones, but aimed at plus-size clothing manufacturers), and you can absolutely get bikini tops in bra-cup sizes and even some rather pretty styles, but they're going to run you as much as $70-$80 for one piece of the suit. However, the same post showed that you can go to Wal-Mart and find high-waisted bikinis (certainly what I would go with if I wanted a bikini, now that I'm literally old enough to have given birth to my university students) for rather less than that -- granted, you're stuck with some rockabilly faux-nautical styles, but you can get a halter top and high-waisted bottom pretty affordably there. Of course PT lives in a pretty small town, so we have no idea what her Wal-Mart would stock, and it wouldn't be suitably weeby for Her Totally Haffu Highness anyway.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
Some staminarose poster figured out that she just distorts it by how she's holding the phone -- like tilting it rather severely downward. Another set of pics that the poster fixed on the right-hand side show a similar tilt to the phone itself, and very similar distortion of background items (like the TV -- they really don't make them square anymore).
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But both pictures are from the exact same angle? You can even tell all the reflections are the same in both pictures, so she must have edited it in some way.
Not to try and derail the thread into tech-talk, but the degree to which she edits her pictures is pretty interesting to me, since it proves that she doesn't see herself as the perfect creature she sometimes poses to see.
 
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