Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[littlebiscuits]

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Okay so according to legend (or ED) she was taking "sexy" pictures for some guy and suddenly got her period. But her panties were red, so she figured she'd go ahead and post it anyway since, you know, you can hardly tell.

Sorry applecat, but I have to steal one of your trademarked catchphrases for this woman.

BLOODY. RED. PANTIES.

She needs help from AfemininePad, perhaps?

 

[The Dude]

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Okay so according to legend (or ED) she was taking "sexy" pictures for some guy and suddenly got her period. But her panties were red, so she figured she'd go ahead and post it anyway since, you know, you can hardly tell.

Yeah we pointed that out probably twenty or so pages back. And some people say Chris is nasty. Imagine the smell.

 

[Springblossom]

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Okay so according to legend (or ED) she was taking "sexy" pictures for some guy and suddenly got her period. But her panties were red, so she figured she'd go ahead and post it anyway since, you know, you can hardly tell.

I threw up in my mouth a little when I saw that. Even leaving out...that...her thighs are incredibly unappealing. Get some sun and do some squats, Pixy.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

She needs help from AfemininePad, perhaps?

Nah he doesn't seem to be on that level of experience to deal with a horror like that.

 

[A-Stump]

If she showered, didn't look at me, and didn't talk I'd hit it

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

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Okay so according to legend (or ED) she was taking "sexy" pictures for some guy and suddenly got her period. But her panties were red, so she figured she'd go ahead and post it anyway since, you know, you can hardly tell.

At least you don't have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot...

 

[homerbeoulve]

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Okay so according to legend (or ED) she was taking "sexy" pictures for some guy and suddenly got her period. But her panties were red, so she figured she'd go ahead and post it anyway since, you know, you can hardly tell.

"Bloody hell." -Sir Alex Ferguson.

 

[Null]

I literally yelped "oh my god" when I saw that shit. Holy fuck.

 

[Dollars2010]

Oh gosh, now that's just nasty.

 

[Bob's Fries]

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Okay so according to legend (or ED) she was taking "sexy" pictures for some guy and suddenly got her period. But her panties were red, so she figured she'd go ahead and post it anyway since, you know, you can hardly tell.

"Bloody hell." -Sir Alex Ferguson.

 

[A-Stump]

http://www.amazon.com/Wetlands-Charlott ... 0802144691

I've read this. And there has been no more appropriate place to title drop such trash

 

[littlebiscuits]

http://www.amazon.com/Wetlands-Charlotte-Roche/dp/0802144691

I've read this. And there has been no more appropriate place to title drop such trash

You pick that up and put it back where you found it.

 

[FramerGirl420]

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?

Her face says "PREPARE YOUR ANUS"
Her awkward pose says "MY ANUS IS PREPARED"

Either way? DO NOT WANT.

 

[pickleniggo]

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Okay so according to legend (or ED) she was taking "sexy" pictures for some guy and suddenly got her period. But her panties were red, so she figured she'd go ahead and post it anyway since, you know, you can hardly tell.

OH FUCK NO. I'm going to hate everything about living for the next half hour or so because of this.

 

[RV 229]

Apparently she was taken to the hospital at work because "some fat lady in a cart" noticed her scratching ("cutting") herself???!

http://maximum.faggotry.org/pt/res/2737.html

...and she's hiding under desks at work? I didn't even know there were desks to hide under at home depot.

>Service desk
>Contractor desk
>Every register
>Kitchen design desk
>Computer desk in the store's receiving room
>Appliance desk
>Tool rental desk
>Returns desk
>Millwork desk

Just for clarification. =)

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

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Okay so according to legend (or ED) she was taking "sexy" pictures for some guy and suddenly got her period. But her panties were red, so she figured she'd go ahead and post it anyway since, you know, you can hardly tell.

Thunder thighs jokes aside, that period stain is one of the grossest things I've seen online and I've seen a person with his face ripped off after a motorcycle accident. This is gross from pure laziness. Does she sit around in her crusty, bloody panties like Chris and his dirty, crapped briefs?

 

[The Dude]

Amazon.com: Wetlands (9780802144690): Charlotte Roche, Tim Mohr: Books

Amazon.com: Wetlands (9780802144690): Charlotte Roche, Tim Mohr: Books

www.amazon.com

I've read this. And there has been no more appropriate place to title drop such trash

No! Just, no! Dammit Stumpy! NO!

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Okay so according to legend (or ED) she was taking "sexy" pictures for some guy and suddenly got her period. But her panties were red, so she figured she'd go ahead and post it anyway since, you know, you can hardly tell.

Thunder thighs jokes aside, that period stain is one of the grossest things I've seen online and I've seen a person with his face ripped off after a motorcycle accident. This is gross from pure laziness. Does she sit around in her crusty, bloody panties like Chris and his dirty, crapped briefs?

PERIOD STAINED PANTIES!

Being that Pixy is such a weeaboo I propose the nickname "Squatzilla".

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Off topic, but it's already pretty rare to see a boxed copy of Earthbound, let alone one with the official guide.

 

[Surtur]

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Okay so according to legend (or ED) she was taking "sexy" pictures for some guy and suddenly got her period. But her panties were red, so she figured she'd go ahead and post it anyway since, you know, you can hardly tell.

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[Varis]

This thread makes me sad every time I read it.

What is Pixy's end game? Is she trying to attract a girlfriend-free boy?