Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

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Pikonic said:
Substrain-Seven said:
CalmMyTits said:
What is it with her and showing off her butt?

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That is not a flattering shot of her. At all. Then again, she has a habit of taking unflattering pictures of herself a lot.
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https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/2/27/Pixyteri_Butt_Collection.png
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Well that's it. After seeing that I'm convinced that there is no god. Something that horrible could not exist in a just world.

PanasonicStrewth said:
She says she doesn't know who her father is, right?
Look at that chin. It could only be one man.
Bruce Campbell is Pixyteri's father.
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK! :x

Bruce Campbell would never do something that vile and bring such an abomination into the world.
 
Spoiler safe for eyes, NOT Pixy!
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well, this explains the pose
 
Pikonic said:
Spoiler safe for eyes, NOT Pixy!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DhlViyRFHx8/TNT81USYp4I/AAAAAAAAAcI/uEdT8vTCOeo/s1600/sf+rainbow+mika2.jpg
well, this explains the pose
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Well that explains the big butt. Now what about the ugly?
 
I don't know how she can't feel weird as hell cosplaying that stuff. I feel horrendously uncomfortable in ill-fitting things (ESPECIALLY undergarments), no matter how kawaii they are I won't wear them if they're unflattering. TMI warning, but
when bigger girls wear underwear that hikes up on either side of their lower torso (like in the yellow ummm... whatever she's wearing pic), fat rolls kinda get smushed by the elastic on the leg part of the panties and then they come out the legholes a little if you are doing any activity other than standing. Literally any.
Basically think like taking bread dough by the middle and squishing it under your thumb, that's what goes on in her ill-fitting undergarments.

And you know, on that note, what is with her and wearing bras/panties that are so many sizes too small? That's a really special kind of denial, because if a garment composed largely of elastic tells you it won't fit, you KNOW. Not to mention how suffocating a bra that's too small is supposed to feel-- and for good reason, because it's too damn small!
OMG. Why anything? (:_(
 
^Apparently, some outfits Pixy buys only go up to a certain size, let's say 6,8 or 10. Pixys probably what, a 14 or 16? Bit if she wants it she'll go "oh, I can fit into a size 8, no problem"
It's denial, plain and simple.
 
PanasonicStrewth said:
She says she doesn't know who her father is, right?
Look at that chin. It could only be one man.
Bruce Campbell is Pixyteri's father.
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Nope! Still unsure, seeing as how you forgot Robbie Rotten...
 
drunkenhobo said:
PanasonicStrewth said:
She says she doesn't know who her father is, right?
Look at that chin. It could only be one man.
Bruce Campbell is Pixyteri's father.
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Nope! Still unsure, seeing as how you forgot Robbie Rotten...
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That makes more sense. No way in hell could Bruce Campbell spawn Pixy.
 
Radi Ashun said:
CalmMyTits said:
GAZE UPON THE KAWAIIDESUNESS THAT IS PIXY

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There is no way you can be a size 16-18 and have a flat stomach like that. I am that size and I have somewhat of a gut and large stomach so is it more than likely she photoshopped this image?

Also she looks bewildered or something.
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Angles. Pixy may not know flattering angles on the position of the camera but she is master at the angle of the camera itself.
 
Pikonic said:
Substrain-Seven said:
CalmMyTits said:
What is it with her and showing off her butt?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/ ... _02572.jpg
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That is not a flattering shot of her. At all. Then again, she has a habit of taking unflattering pictures of herself a lot.
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https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/2/27/Pixyteri_Butt_Collection.png
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Jesus fucking Christ. The Rydia pictures are my personal worst, although everything related to little girls/school girls always ties as a close second.
 
Christ-ian said:
Why does she look so surprised in all her pictures?
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I think that's her trying to do an 'innocent oh-dear-I-did-not-realize-the-camera-was-on-me-in-this-compromising-position' type deal. Either that or she's trying to do a 'seductive pout' or something along those lines.

Suffice to say it doesn't really work out too well for her.
 
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