Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[A-Stump]

Get in line, Jose

 

[Seahorses]

Damn it Jose, you're hurting our heritage

Don't misunderstand Mr. Jose. He's just stunned he stopped being attracted to women so fast.

 

[The Dude]

Get in line, Jose

Dammit Stumpy! No! No no no!

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

ugh!
Those poses, the faces she makes, why would she upload such unflattering pictures.

did this woman used to do youtube videos like Chris?
I feel like there's a lot of context I'm missing ...

 

[Springblossom]

Heh.

Does he mean that as a stealth burn, or is he genuinely calling her hot?

 

[sea panther]

Does he mean that as a stealth burn, or is he genuinely calling her hot?

No. That guy has been after her for awhile. If I recall correctly, he's the one who helped with her horrifying mermaid photoshoot and wanted to fuck PT. She turned him down saying she was in love with someone else (James, the guy she's been obsessively stalking for 2 years) but offered to give him a handjob as some sort of consolation prize.

 

[Saney]

No. That guy has been after her for awhile. If I recall correctly, he's the one who helped with her horrifying mermaid photoshoot and wanted to fuck PT. She turned him down saying she was in love with someone else (James, the guy she's been obsessively stalking for 2 years) but offered to give him a handjob as some sort of consolation prize.

For seriously?

 

[Springblossom]

No. That guy has been after her for awhile. If I recall correctly, he's the one who helped with her horrifying mermaid photoshoot and wanted to fuck PT. She turned him down saying she was in love with someone else (James, the guy she's been obsessively stalking for 2 years) but offered to give him a handjob as some sort of consolation prize.

Okay, there's two things wrong here.

 

[sea panther]

For seriously?

Okay, there's two things wrong here.

This is coming from the same girl who got mad when she was eiffel towered during a threesome because it's "disrespectful", so yeah, her priorities are a little out of order.

 

[Christ-Chan]

This is coming from the same girl who got mad when she was eiffel towered during a threesome because it's "disrespectful", so yeah, her priorities are a little out of order.

Has any of that been believably confirmed though?

 

[Seahorses]

Has any of that been believably confirmed though?

Can confirm.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Can confirm.

I'm just sayin', "innocent until proven guilty" goes for lolcows too.

 

[Foulmouth]

Can confirm.

Pics or it didn't happ....... Wait , what am I saying, NO PICS PLEASE GOD !
I have money, I will pay you to not show pics.

 

[Saney]

Can confirm.

As a mod, I order you not to post those pics, under penalty of slaying.

 

[sea panther]

As a mod, I order you not to post those pics, under penalty of slaying.

So wait, are you saying you DON'T want to see PT getting vaporlocked?

 

[Saney]

So wait, are you saying you DON'T want to see PT getting vaporlocked?

If I see the, the first thing I'd do would be to use a cheese grater on my eyeballs.

 

[A-Stump]

Mmm...yea

 

[Springblossom]

Can confirm.

I don't want to see it...but at the same time I'm morbidly curious about how bad it is.

You know what? I don't need my eyes. I dare you.

 

[The Dude]

No...please don't. Just...just don't.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Is it worse then 2 girls 1 cup?

If yes then please don't! Pretty please?