Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

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This short film reminded me of Pixy quite a bit. The woman does speak passable Japanese and cooks and is generally more productive than PT though.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
I believe she's been known to make her head bigger so her body looks smaller. Maybe this is a newer example.

What is uuuuuuuup with that beige mom bra she wears lately?!
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She's actually had it for awhile. It's the bra she likes to say is "proof" that she's a 36 C...except it quite clearly doesn't fit her.

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sparklemilhouse said:
I believe she's been known to make her head bigger so her body looks smaller. Maybe this is a newer example.

What is uuuuuuuup with that beige mom bra she wears lately?!
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Wait pixy photoshops her head in purpose?! Stop.
I don't know HOW pixy functions with a bra that doesn't fit. Especially one that's as tight as that. It's painful to look at.
 
You know, I really do feel bad for Pixy. It must be terrible to have a hobby and to then not be very good at it.

That being said, her cosplays would be so much better if she would find clothing that fits and if she would just smile like a normal person instead of the "kissy duck face" that she makes in every picture. I know that she's trying to go for a flirty look, but it just looks . . . fake. And she has got to stop with the ass/underwear photo shoots.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
I know that she's trying to go for a flirty look, but it just looks . . . fake. And she has got to stop with the ass/underwear photo shoots.
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She doesn't look fake, she looks downright intimidating. When she isn't trying, she actually looks human. Like a few pages back there's pictures of her and it doesn't even look like the same person. I don't know why she goes all angry Bea Arthur now. And I still don't understand the awkward ass shots. Who told her that was sexy? WHO?
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
You know, I really do feel bad for Pixy. It must be terrible to have a hobby and to then not be very good at it.
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But she doesn't actually try. She buys these shitty cosplays that were churned out in a sweatshop somewhere and throws on a wig and calls it a day. No makeup, no styling whatsoever - she doesn't even put an effort into putting up a damn backdrop. And when taping a blanket to a shed is too difficult, she trucks herself and tripod-san out into the ghetto for pictures instead. But no, she ~works so hard~ and she's so much better than those other cosplay sluts, why won't anyone invite her to guest star at a con????!!

And if you compare her old cosplays to her new ones, you'll see that she's actually managed to get worse, and it's not because she's gotten considerably fatter.
 
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According to Malcolm Gladwell, it takes 10,000 hours of practice to master a skill. I refute Mr. Gladwell thus. *ahem* Pixyteri.

Even if she doesn't think much about her preparations, the sheer amount of time she spends in costume and posing should have taught her something. If only, say, "when I do this the trolls get louder. Maybe I shouldn't do that." She's like the anti-practice.
 
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I wish I could find the screenshot of her twitter where she said, "I know all my best angles and poses."
 
Picklechu said:
Lots of people have hobbies they aren't good at. Most people just don't flaunt their failure on the internet.
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That and she suffers quite seriously from the Dunning-Kruger effect, not unlike Chris. She's so incompetent that she doesn't realize how incompetent she is.
 
Golly said:
"Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect." - Vince Lombardi

And thus, a Pixyteri was created.
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I mean, in a way she is the best of the worst, so she has that going for her.
 
Same duckface. Same granny panties. Same decision to have an odd background. Same Pixi.
 
So, I'm no expert on old tyme bloomers, but I'm pretty sure that even when being worn, the lacey hem around the thighs are supposed to be gathered and not stretched out like Saint John Sarkander on the rack. A google image search of bloomers (which has surprisingly few pervo pics) will back me up.
 
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