Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

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Optimistic said:
What the fuck is she doing in these two photos? She got some McDonalds stuck in her teeth? That's right Pixy, nothing turns men on like a close up of your poor oral hygiene.


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I actually don't think these pics are that bad honestly. Aside from the fucked up contacts and her trying to eat her own fingers due to temporary insanity, it's actually kinda flattering. I mean its at a decent enough angle, it hides her weird man chin and witch nose, and it doesn't show off the costume that's most likely 3 sizes too small for her.
 
Count groudon said:
I actually don't think these pics are that bad honestly. Aside from the fucked up contacts and her trying to eat her own fingers due to temporary insanity, it's actually kinda flattering. I mean its at a decent enough angle, it hides her weird man chin and witch nose, and it doesn't show off the costume that's most likely 3 sizes too small for her.
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sea panther said:
They're circle lenses. They aren't supposed to be so off center, but because she's cheap/retarded she wears them over her prescription lenses so they slide around.
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Wut. Goddammit Pixy, what a fucking idiot. Nothing about wearing two pairs of contacts at once can even be comfortable, and that's going to destroy her eyes. Maybe that's why she always thinks she looks good - she can't even see what she's doing because she's going blind.
 
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sea panther said:
This is it. This is going to be the picture that changes hal's mind.

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Does anyone else think she looks like she's about ready to sneeze violently in this picture?
 
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Just realized... the combination of her expression, the angle, the bad lighting, and general weirdness of her face shape in general almost make it look like her head/face are photo shopped in.
 
Pikonic said:
"Hey Pixy, you totally can wear two pairs of contacts at once!"
"Ok, I'm totally gonna do that now DESU"

"Hey Pixy, you should shower regularly"
:'("NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MY FEELINGS OR CARES ABOUT MEEEEEEE!!!"
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It's only ok when it's what she wants to hear!

I feel like that "friend" HAD to be trolling...wonder if they'll care if/when PT goes blind.
 
sea panther said:
This is it. This is going to be the picture that changes hal's mind.

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It looks like the face of despair after she couldn't snag a husband with her snatch. :cryblood:
 
ELFairy said:
What is with those furry things around her ankles? They do not compliment the outfit. And why does she always pose like that? Is it normal for girls doing those lolita-type photo shoots to bend over and pull their skirt up? Is this supposed to be sexy? Why does she think we want to see her butt?
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Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from defecating on the field, please. There's a little league game in progress. Thanks.
 
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Optimistic said:
What the fuck is she doing in these two photos? She got some McDonalds stuck in her teeth? That's right Pixy, nothing turns men on like a close up of your poor oral hygiene.


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I wore those exact same contacts last summer. Only, you know, not on top of another pair.

As for what she's trying to do... Maybe this? If so, it's a blowjob reference.
 

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